Every time we hear the words “sex scandal in Horry County” we cringe a little. How come? Because you never know if animals are going to be involved.
Seriously … (<– don’t click that link if you’ve recently eaten).
Anyway, thankfully the latest Horry County sexcapade has nothing to do with the “abominable crime of buggery.” It does have to do with student-teacher sex, though, of which there seems to be a superfluity in the Palmetto State.
Courtney Ruth Martin, 26, of Aynor, S.C. has been charged by Horry County Police with contributing to the delinquency of a minor after allegedly sending nude photos of herself to a male tenth grade student and “planning to have sex” with him.
Wait … tenth grade? Does that mean the student was sixteen (a.k.a. the age of consent in South Carolina)?
Because if so we have a few thoughts on the matter …
In the meantime, here’s a look at Martin …
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Well, well …
According to Conway cops, Martin’s “inappropriate behavior” with the student began in August of 2012 and continued through the end of last month – although it’s not clear whether that behavior included specific sex acts.
Both teacher and student initially denied the relationship when questioned by police, but the student later confirmed it.
Martin is an English teacher at Conway High School – and has been an employee with the school system since July 2010. She is currently on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of the charges against her.
Man, I wish I would have had a teacher like that hit on me when I was 16. It would have been hard to keep quiet about it, just like now, the kid was probably showing pics to all his buddies and one of them tattled.
As frequently as these kinds of stories make the news, it’s mindboggling that there are teachers who still can’t restrain themselves…when they know that jail is the result when someone who doesn’t like them finds out.
Anybody know? Are issues about professional ethics and the life destroying risk of ending up on the sex offender registry for LIFE simply not covered as part of teacher education? Are they not given any hints on how to control their lust and direct it toward more appropriate objects? If not, it needs to be because the regularity of this kind of thing makes all teachers – and, the colleges that trained them – look bad.
TBG is a “binyah”(or beenya, if you prefer) and knows “You gee” (Huger),”Kuh pah” (Cooper), and “O-ree” (Horry).
TBG was making a joke using the word “ho”.
Although Shifty met a guy once who spent the night in a warehouse in Charleston, because he couldn’t spell.
The doctor looked at the patient lying nude on the table in front of him. He fought valiantly as the familiar lust overcame him.
A voice in his head said, “This is wrong. Unprofessional. Unethical. You could lose your practice. You could go to jail!”
A second voice responded, “But she is HAWT!! She wants it. I want it. She won’t tell anyone. No one will know… Teachers do it with students all the time. Other doctors do it….”
The first voice responded, “Yeah, but they are not…veterinarians.”
Good one TBG. Lets see if Shifty can top it
hmmmm – just got online, will have lunch, and think about it. That’s a keeper, TBG — congrats…..
“They call these young boys victims of the se hot teachers. We had a term for them when I was in school…”LUCKY BASTARDS!” ~George Carlin
If it’s two males;teacher and student,this would be a different story.It’s happened before.
Why bother ? You cant ‘argue’ with a Sic mind…
“Wait … tenth grade? Does that mean the student was sixteen (a.k.a. the age of consent in South Carolina)?”
No, he was probably 23 and still playing on the football team
I fucked three of my teachers when I was in High School. Had a long relationship with one well into my 20’s. I never said a goddam word until now. Point is….you’re getting laid you little fool, keep your trap shut.
I am curious why no-one has asked the most important question there can be about this incident – which oddly has not been asked, since she was a sex ed teacher: Did the boy learn anything?
Yes —- it was his introduction to becoming an intern.
In response to a request, here’s one that’s new about language —
Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground that said: “DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE”
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!” From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Reverend. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, “Do ya tink maybe da
sign should just say BRIDGE OUT?”
Ya, dere, dat’s de funny vun!
I don’t know if it’s all the hormones in their McDonalds or just the
pervasive cultural diminishment of the penis but boys have become big
old pussies. When I was a teen and you won the sex lottery with your
emotionally disturbed but good looking English teacher, you pulled down
your pants and you did as you were told and you were happy. You didn’t
run to the adults to rat out the 26-year old hottie who snapchatted you pictures of her tits. You even resisted bragging to your friends because you were worried the good thing might go away.
If you can accurately describe the tramp stamp on the shorn pubic
area of your horny high school English teacher, you have been given some
level of Karmic gift that ten previous crappy lifetimes must’ve paid
for. Way to throw it all away to ‘do the right thing’. Now she’s going
to be locked up. God forbid she should fulfill the sexual fantasies of
other sixteen year old boys who aren’t total pussies. Yes, I know.
Please reply about how sexual assault is sexual assault no
matter the circumstance so I can send you responses about how you don’t
know shit about sixteen year old boys.
This whole “pattern” of female teachers having sex with these boys or wanting to have sex with these boys is very bizarre and very sad. I understand the tendency to want to make light of these incidents (which is sort of an understatement of what has been made of this one on this blog) but they really are not funny – at least I do not think they would be funny if you are a parent of one of these boys. What is happening is so wrong on so many levels. Of course if this was a male teacher and the student was a girl I’ll bet that “castrate him” or worse would appear in many of the comments.
The boys should keep their damn mouths shut! I promise you this was not a sexual assault. The solicitor forced a confession by the boy, most likely by with some threat of jail time they’d never be able to make good on. The solicitor is the one that should be brought up on charges of crimes against nature and the drawn and quartered.
After all is is Whorey County!
If you turn Courtney Ruth Martin upside down she would look like everybody’s sister.
Could be worse…
I still like this one, told by Larry The Cable Guy.
He was talking to a friend who made comments to the effect that he was pissed with his teenage boy. Larry asked what was wrong and he said, “he was having sex with his teacher.” Larry asked what was wrong with that. “Did you forget that when we were in school, we always wanted to do some of the prettier teachers we had?”
“My boy is home-schooled”, replied the father.
Was riding through the country with an acquaintance, when he pointed out a little group of trees in the middle of a field.
“First time I ever had sex was right there…” he said reminiscing. “I’ll never forget it… we must have done it for hours.”
An odd look came over his face as he reflected, “Just when I was about to…I looked up, AND THERE WAS HER MOTHER, just standing there…staring at us!!!”
“My God!” I blurted, “What did she say?”
“Baaaaaaaaa.”, he replied.
Must have been a Clem’s-son student!
They love the dairy cows too, teach um to back up to tree stumps!
That is sex Gaffney style.
I heard this one on the radio a couple weeks ago:
A man walked into his house carrying a duck under his arm. His wife walked up to him and asked, “Whats that?” The man said “This is the pig I’ve been having sex with.” HIs wife replied, “That’s not a pig, that’s a duck!” The man replied, “I was talking to the duck.”