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Kate Bickley: WTH, Girlfriend?

So this is Kate Bickley. She’s a Kappa Delta at the University of South Carolina. She’s famous today … for all the wrong reasons. Bickley is the star of a web video produced for a sorority homecoming competition in which she endeavors to become South Carolina’s “No. 1 fan.” Set…

So this is Kate Bickley. She’s a Kappa Delta at the University of South Carolina.

She’s famous today … for all the wrong reasons.

Bickley is the star of a web video produced for a sorority homecoming competition in which she endeavors to become South Carolina’s “No. 1 fan.” Set to the tune of Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” Bickley’s version of the song – which actually won the homecoming contest – is not exactly drawing rave reviews.

Seriously … to say this video is an atonal nightmare is perhaps the greatest compliment we could ever pay it. In reality, it is nothing short of an auditory holocaust – a criminal assault on your ear drums that will make you fall to your knees and beg for deafness.

And that’s before you get to the “remix.”

Don’t believe us?

Take a listen …

(Click to play)

Ummmmm …

“I have no f*cking idea what I watched,” Brandon Wenard at BroBible wrote. “Gamecocks, you proud?”

No … and hell no.

More to the point, how did Wenard – or anyone – actually make it through this entire two-minute clip? The singing starts at the sixteen-second mark and by the nineteen-second mark we were already begging for one of U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham’s al-Qaeda buddies to chop our heads off.

Anything to make it stop …

We used to think the soundtrack in hell would be comprised of a rotating medley of Abba singles set to infinite repeat. Now we know it’s this girl.

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17 comments

Same ol' Same ol' October 31, 2013 at 3:18 pm

atonal, 39secs is all I could do.

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Smirks October 31, 2013 at 3:31 pm

+1 for “I came in like Jadaveon,” which did make me chuckle.

-99999999 for the awful, awful voice over an awful, awful song.

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Guest October 31, 2013 at 4:40 pm

Would that mean overrated with a cockaboose full of excuses?

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Trolling for dollars October 31, 2013 at 4:39 pm

Typical USC self awareness.

Maybe she should try it again nude.

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The Colonel October 31, 2013 at 5:58 pm

A- for effort, D- for execution.
I hope she’s getting a computer science degree cause she can’t sing or dance…

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shifty henry November 1, 2013 at 2:27 pm

Kate gave Shifty a copy of her award winning production. She gave it to me with a lipstick kissy-print, and with the message written on the kiss, “Kate Bickley, Political Science Major, Future Governor of South Carolina – you heard it here first, Shifty”

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shifty henry October 31, 2013 at 9:14 pm

She’s probably a lot of fun on a date.

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Same ol' Same ol' October 31, 2013 at 9:51 pm

Yeah, you could say, “hey baby, you got the whitest teeth I ever came across.”, Just like slick willie.

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Norma Scok October 31, 2013 at 11:12 pm

Her twitter feed is even more..enlightening.
Be proud, cocks.

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9" October 31, 2013 at 11:40 pm

That’s awful,and too bad you can’t copyright a song title:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9N5MGRPV0I

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VMG November 1, 2013 at 8:35 am

It is a spoof you ignoramus fool.

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Norma Scok November 1, 2013 at 10:33 pm

I don’t think she is that smart. Or clever.

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Typcal USC Student November 1, 2013 at 5:36 pm

I see no difference between her and any other USC student or graduate so what’s your point?.

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xx November 1, 2013 at 8:45 pm

She has no talent. Was she drunk?

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music fan November 1, 2013 at 8:59 pm

‘OMG NO SHIT I CAN’T SING’ as she laughs all the way to the bank

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Boz Martin November 3, 2013 at 10:14 am

I tried it with the sound off. It still sounded bad. I imagined her doing it naked. Now I don’t ever want to have sex again. Thank you for sharing, Sic.

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shifty henry November 3, 2013 at 7:26 pm

“I imagined her doing it naked” — Here! Here!

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