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Serena Williams Bounced

Serena Williams – who has been making news lately with her mouth as well as her racket – was bounced from Wimbledon this week in the fourth round by a low-seeded German. Williams, the tournament’s defending champion -was vanquished 6-2, 1-6, 6-4 by Sabine Lisicki – the tournament’s No. 23 seed. The defeat…

Serena Williams – who has been making news lately with her mouth as well as her racket – was bounced from Wimbledon this week in the fourth round by a low-seeded German.

Williams, the tournament’s defending champion -was vanquished 6-2, 1-6, 6-4 by Sabine Lisicki – the tournament’s No. 23 seed. The defeat ended Williams’ winning streak of 34 consecutive matches.

Williams – a five-time Wimbledon champion and the No. 1 player in the world – sparked controversy prior to the tournament after Rolling Stone published an interview in which she said a rape victim “shouldn’t have put herself in that position.” She also talked trash about rival Maria Sharapova, who is reportedly dating one of Williams’ ex-boyfriends.

Sharapova – the world’s No. 3 player – was also bounced from Wimbledon earlier than expected this year after she responded to Williams with a little trash talk of her own.

Hmmmm …

Maybe both of these ladies would be better “served” if they shut up and played …

Get it? “Served?”

We crack ourselves up …

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6 comments

Sailor July 1, 2013 at 11:39 am

“We crack ourselves up”. I think your sense of humour has a very low threshhold.

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Sailor July 1, 2013 at 11:39 am

“We crack ourselves up”. I think your sense of humour has a very low threshhold.

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Squishy123 July 1, 2013 at 11:16 pm

Crazy-ass cracker.

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Squishy123 July 1, 2013 at 11:16 pm

Crazy-ass cracker.

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9" July 2, 2013 at 4:02 am

it’s good to put the ‘victim/slut/manwhore’ on a coffee table, in a crouching position,butt towards the sky,and straddle that ass .. make sure you’re in shape,and have strong knees,then get a good rocking motion going,while also maintaing a circular motion, hitting all the sweet spots.german guys are nearly always uncut,so you can have fun docking,first

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9" July 2, 2013 at 4:02 am

it’s good to put the ‘victim/slut/manwhore’ on a coffee table, in a crouching position,butt towards the sky,and straddle that ass .. make sure you’re in shape,and have strong knees,then get a good rocking motion going,while also maintaing a circular motion, hitting all the sweet spots.german guys are nearly always uncut,so you can have fun docking,first

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