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Nikki Haley Has A Presidential Supporter

Google “Nikki Haley for President.” You’ll see a couple of our stories assessing her prospects (from 2011 and 2012), but if you scroll down to the bottom of the page you’ll see a video uploaded to YouTube several months ago by 14-year-old Jackson Billion of Minnesota. Where in Minnesota? “Where…

Google “Nikki Haley for President.” You’ll see a couple of our stories assessing her prospects (from 2011 and 2012), but if you scroll down to the bottom of the page you’ll see a video uploaded to YouTube several months ago by 14-year-old Jackson Billion of Minnesota.

Where in Minnesota?

“Where I live in Minnesota that is not disclosable, because that would be bad for me,” Billion says.

Hmmm-kay … moving on.

“I want the two thousand thirt … two thousand sixteen (GOP) nominee to be the governor of South Carolina Nikki Haley,” Billion declares.

“First of all she is a minority woman, which would make liberals have to raise the stakes – or the Democratic National Committee – raise the stakes,” he says.

“Also, she’s a governor,” Billion continues. “Most of the … err, four out of the five presidents leading up to Obama were governors … and I think this is personally because, that they have had experience being heads of state and they are just … they have more presidential qualities than people who are legislators. So, basically, what will happen is Nikki Haley’s governorship will make it so she automatically has an upper hand against the presidential probable nominee, Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton.”

Wait … Michelle Obama? She’s running for president? Oh … and is this kid seriously following Nikki Haley’s governorship? Because it’s been a disaster …

Anyway, Billion goes on to say that Haley is the best choice for the GOP nomination because when the “feminists start coming out with names like, she’s a woman hater, she’s a bee, she’s a whore – well, we can start fighting like the Democrats and say ‘well, you’re racist.’ And that’s … that has to be our strategy.”

Billion also says Haley “has the ideology … good ideology, fiscally anyway.”

“She’s for low spending, low taxes,” he says.

Again … really?

Take a look …

(Click to play)

Jeez … watching this kid is like watching a drunk professor at the University of South Carolina law school. Minus forty years, a beard and a lot of tweed, of course.

Seriously though … did he drink too much cough syrup? Just sayin … kid sounds awful congested.

Anyway …

“I hope that someone sees this, someone says ‘hey, why don’t we think about telling somebody I know or trying to get a delegate to put Nikki Haley into the race'” Billion concludes. “I want her to be in the race because she’s the best candidate.”

Mission accomplished, kid. Mission accomplished.

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59 comments

? May 14, 2013 at 11:11 am

“and the biggest reason I’m supporting Nikki Haley is because I’m 14 and haven’t had a blow job yet.”

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 11:59 am

The kid found the art work posted by 2big2fall – I think…..

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 12:44 pm

The kid might be looking for a job as Nikki’s press secretary. Which brings up the question of “where is Zach these days?” — the kid will be just about the right age.

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Sam May 14, 2013 at 3:46 pm

Also, Timmy seems to be MIA. Is he still getting a divorce?

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Hugh May 14, 2013 at 10:08 pm

She gives BJs in her white SUV in parking lots, and in motel rooms.

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? May 14, 2013 at 11:11 am

“and the biggest reason I’m supporting Nikki Haley is because I’m 14 and haven’t had a blow job yet.”

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 11:59 am

The kid found the art work posted by 2big2fall – I think that explains the goofy look on his face.

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 12:44 pm

The kid might be looking for a job as Nikki’s press secretary. Which brings up the question of “where is Zach these days?” — the kid will be just about the right age.

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Sam May 14, 2013 at 3:46 pm

Also, Timmy seems to be MIA. Is he still getting a divorce?

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Hugh May 14, 2013 at 10:08 pm

She gives BJs in her white SUV in parking lots, and in motel rooms.

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GrandTango May 14, 2013 at 11:25 am

FITS: You are just as Affirmative Action as you are making fun of this kid for being.

FITS, effeminately pleaded with us to not support Voter Integrity legislation, because it was only to suppress minority turnout, FITS claimed,
Only to have Crap all over your face, when a balck woman in Ohio got caught voting for Obama SIX times. and I think she held a position of power up there… Some Supression, huh???

You also inexplicably LIKE an array of Black candidates and office-holders, even though they are diametrically oppisite to the politics you claim you are guided by…

So quit picking on a kid for succumbing to the same Liberal political manipulation and political correctness that you sell-out for…

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CivilTiger May 14, 2013 at 11:29 am

“Mr. [Billion], what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” (Billy Madison, 1995)

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lowcorider May 14, 2013 at 11:29 am

Certain that sic will be not endorsing her again and again and again and again…..

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CivilTiger May 14, 2013 at 11:29 am

“Mr. [Billion], what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” (Billy Madison, 1995)

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Lowcorider May 14, 2013 at 11:29 am

Certain that sic will be not endorsing her again and again and again and again…..

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 11:48 am

It was too painful to listen past 11 seconds. How did this kid know about Haley? My guess is that he is related to BigT — but he might BE BigT. He will now be a daily reader of Fitsnews — good for you, kid! Also, I don’t know the meaning of the reference to Haley being a “bee”.

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Ezekiel May 14, 2013 at 12:59 pm

I think he meant capital ‘B’ as in ‘Bitch.’

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 1:09 pm

Gotcha’, thanks —- thought it was something new that I should know about.

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Sam May 14, 2013 at 3:50 pm

Most consider her a W.

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 11:48 am

It was too painful to listen past 11 seconds. How did this kid know about Haley? My guess is that he is related to BigT — but he might BE BigT. He will now be a daily reader of Fitsnews — good for you, kid! Also, I don’t know the meaning of the reference to Haley being a “bee”.

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Ezekiel May 14, 2013 at 12:59 pm

I think he meant capital ‘B’ as in ‘Bitch.’

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 1:09 pm

Gotcha’, thanks —- thought it was something new that I should know about.

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Sam May 14, 2013 at 3:50 pm

Most consider her a W.

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loisdeboid May 14, 2013 at 11:52 am

FITS is being accused of being unmanly for not being racist enough? That’s rich.

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GrandTango May 14, 2013 at 11:57 am

I think he is being called out FOR Being a RACIST…it’s just that Dumb@$$ lemmings, like you, are too Stupid to know what you are…because you are not trained by your puppet-masters to know…

He is effeminate naturally…

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loisdeboid May 14, 2013 at 1:54 pm

That’s some ego you’ve got there, Tango. I hope you don’t think I will assume from that arrogant spew of yours that you have gigantic swinging balls, because I’m picturing something more like a tiny, old, shriveled, prune-y sort of thing. Nice to meet you too, btw. And for the record, that sort of “I know you are, but what am I?” response to being called a racist is really, really lame.

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GrandTango May 14, 2013 at 2:10 pm

I think “I know you are, but what am I?” is EXACTLY how YOU started, you blithering, leftwing, Racist Dumb@$$…
PS: I have to LMAO: You Leftist-idiots HATE getting defined for what you are: Especially when I point out that you are Racists…I think it’s because you KNOW I’m right…you just hope no one sees it for what you are and calls you out for it…

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loisdeboid May 14, 2013 at 2:57 pm

Right about what? What are you even talking about? Your rant makes no sense. All I hear is “I need to be right all the time, therefor I am! It’s all about ME!!!” Anyway, my mother told me to never argue with crazy, so go spew your bile at someone who cares.

loisdeboid May 14, 2013 at 11:52 am

FITS is being accused of being unmanly for not being racist enough? That’s rich.

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GrandTango May 14, 2013 at 11:57 am

Finding some kid on youTube, and attacking him is pretty pathetic. Especially when you consider some of the stances FITS has taken as a politcal prostitute…

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S. Holmes May 14, 2013 at 12:12 pm

MSM is in love with Nikki. Kid follows MSM. Kid is also horny, hears Nikki does it in SUVs. Mystery solved.

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S. Holmes May 14, 2013 at 12:12 pm

MSM is in love with Nikki. Kid follows MSM. Kid is also horny, hears Nikki does it in SUVs. Mystery solved.

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2big2fall May 14, 2013 at 12:24 pm

He could have gotten a lot more hits if he had filmed himself zapping that juicy zit between his eyes.

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 12:42 pm

Good One! ……shouldn’t Nikki be looking UP at Will?

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2big2fall May 14, 2013 at 2:25 pm

or away in shame? or towards the next one in line?

six of one…

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 2:45 pm

Occasionally a really insane thought hits me —like who is the poor soul that Nikki has surfing for articles about her on a daily basis — especially on Fitsnews? I know she is curious. She may even collect your art work from here. Would you autograph them for her if she asked you to — perhaps “privately”? (chuckle)….

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2big2fall May 14, 2013 at 3:33 pm

Could explain why a local cop was following me around yesterday…
I would love to meat her.

2big2fall May 14, 2013 at 12:24 pm

He could have gotten a lot more hits if he had filmed himself zapping that juicy zit between his eyes.

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 12:42 pm

Good One! ……shouldn’t Nikki be looking UP at Will?

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2big2fall May 14, 2013 at 2:25 pm

or away in shame? or towards the next one in line?

six of one…

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shifty henry May 14, 2013 at 2:45 pm

Occasionally a really insane thought hits me —like who is the poor soul that Nikki has surfing for articles about her on a daily basis — especially on Fitsnews? I know she is curious. She may even collect your art work from here. Would you autograph them for her if she asked you to — perhaps “privately”? (chuckle)….

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2big2fall May 14, 2013 at 3:33 pm

Could explain why a local cop was following me around yesterday…
I would love to meat her.

drewcollins May 14, 2013 at 12:30 pm

Then here’s the video where he’s bashing the media (good) … in his bathrobe (not good).

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Drew Collins May 14, 2013 at 12:30 pm

Then here’s the video where he’s bashing the media (good) … in his bathrobe (not good).

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jimlewisowb May 14, 2013 at 1:00 pm

Nice promotional tape Pearson

Brilliant idea on your part to try and preempt the “whore” angel by having a 14 year old put it out on the street first

However you may want to lay low for awhile until the Child Welfare Investigators from Minnesota leave the State. Understand folks in that part of the country don’t take a shine to grown ups pimping kids

Maybe next time you can get three or four preschoolers around a table and ask would they rather be boiled in a pot of oil or have all their blood sucked out of them slowly

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A Friend May 14, 2013 at 1:12 pm

Well done, sir! Well done!

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surfer, the web, that is May 14, 2013 at 3:48 pm

I hope Timmy is not a pedofile.

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Creeper May 14, 2013 at 10:59 pm

If I get to choose where Nikki has to suck the blood from, I’m on board with option #2.

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jimlewisowb May 14, 2013 at 1:00 pm

Nice promotional tape Pearson

Brilliant idea on your part to try and preempt the “whore” angle by having a 14 year old put it out on the street first

However you may want to lay low for awhile until the Child Welfare Investigators from Minnesota leave the State. Understand folks in that part of the country don’t take a shine to grown ups pimping kids

Maybe next time you can get three or four preschoolers around a table and ask would they rather be boiled in a pot of oil or have all their blood sucked out of them slowly

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A Friend May 14, 2013 at 1:12 pm

Well done, sir! Well done!

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surfer, the web, that is May 14, 2013 at 3:48 pm

I hope Timmy is not a pedofile.

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Creeper May 14, 2013 at 10:59 pm

If I get to choose where Nikki has to suck the blood from, I’m on board with option #2.

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Shitfor Brains May 14, 2013 at 2:11 pm

Dumbshit

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Shitfor Brains May 14, 2013 at 2:11 pm

Dumbshit

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Simply put May 14, 2013 at 4:21 pm

Look, he’s a dot head.

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Simply put May 14, 2013 at 4:21 pm

Look, he’s a dot head.

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Beachtiger0412 September 12, 2013 at 4:11 pm

Will I hope you did write this poor young soul back and set him straight when it comes to Nikki’s spending and low taxes. Nikki’s spending – really, really???

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