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Hey Hillary, You Want A Piece Of This?

A top executive at FreedomWorks – which bills itself as a limited government grassroots advocacy organization – produced and starred in an unreleased spoof video featuring a sex scene between former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and a giant panda. No … really. According to the left-leaning website Mother…

A top executive at FreedomWorks – which bills itself as a limited government grassroots advocacy organization – produced and starred in an unreleased spoof video featuring a sex scene between former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and a giant panda.

No … really.

According to the left-leaning website Mother Jones, the “brains” behind the video was FreedomWorks vice president Adam Brandon, who also starred in the clip. Reportedly the video features Brandon sleepwalking down a hallway – a la The Shining – where along the way he stumbles upon Clinton receiving oral sex from a panda.

“In what appears to be a dream or a nightmare, he wanders down a hallway and spots a giant panda on its knees with its head in the lap of a seated Hillary Clinton … apparently performing oral sex on the then-secretary of state,” Mother Jones alleges. “Two female interns at FreedomWorks were recruited to play the panda and Clinton. One intern wore a Hillary Clinton mask. The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers.”

Ummmm … okay.

According to the site, the video was produced for a 2012 conference in Dallas, Texas – but was (wisely) never shown. News of the video comes as FreedomWorks deals with allegations of sexual harassment – including reports that its leader Matt Kibbe issued orders that women be hired at the organization based on their appearance.

All of the information was provided to the liberal website by former FreedomWorks staffers.

FreedomWorks was founded in 1984 by former U.S. House Majority Leader Dick Armey, however the ex-lawmaker has since disassociated himself with the group. Armey has publicly stated he was “shocked” to learn of the video, which he said was “ugly and (in) bad taste.”

Hmmmm … we’d probably have to ask the panda about the “bad taste” part (or maybe Anthony Weiner’s wife).

Anyway … we don’t know much about FreedomWorks. They appear to be on the side of right in the ongoing fight to fix this country, however you never can tell with these Beltway organizations. And unlike some people we’re not especially offended by crude humor (from the right or from the left). No matter where FreedomWorks stands ideologically (or where people stand on the comedic value of Hillary Clinton receiving head from a panda), it’s still never good when insider squabbles blow up in the public eye.

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22 comments

Ken E. February 15, 2013 at 11:29 am

I think you should read more about FreedomWorks. To use the word grassroots to describe them is a bit of a joke.

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south mauldin February 15, 2013 at 1:50 pm

Yeah, that Kibbe guy is a real piece of work.

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shifty henry February 15, 2013 at 11:29 am

Some folks would rather see a video of Clinton going down on Boehner.

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BigT February 15, 2013 at 1:10 pm

Two males?…I don’t think that sells well in general…

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jimlewisowb February 15, 2013 at 2:03 pm

Bill or Hillary ?

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shifty henry February 15, 2013 at 4:37 pm

Hillary, absolutely – but I don’t know the panda’s first name.

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Ken E. February 15, 2013 at 10:29 am

I think you should read more about FreedomWorks. To use the word grassroots to describe them is a bit of a joke.

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south mauldin February 15, 2013 at 12:50 pm

Yeah, that Kibbe guy is a real piece of work.

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shifty henry February 15, 2013 at 10:29 am

Some folks would rather see a video of Clinton going down on Boehner.

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BigT February 15, 2013 at 12:10 pm

Two males?…I don’t think that sells well in general…

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jimlewisowb February 15, 2013 at 1:03 pm

Bill or Hillary ?

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shifty henry February 15, 2013 at 3:37 pm

Hillary, absolutely – but I don’t know the panda’s first name.

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BigT February 15, 2013 at 11:39 am

Lighten up liberals…you are SO uptight.
You poo-poo the Brutal Murders you are responsible for in Benghazi, then you lie about it…
And look what you’ve done to the Economy…Minorities and single mothers cannot get a job under Obama…
And you’re whining about this???
To quote Hillary: “What differnce does it make?”

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Nölff February 15, 2013 at 2:16 pm

If anyone gets easily offended, it’s you.
You take the cake in complaining too.

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BigT February 15, 2013 at 10:39 am

Lighten up liberals…you are SO uptight.
You poo-poo the Brutal Murders you are responsible for in Benghazi, then you lie about it…
And look what you’ve done to the Economy…Minorities and single mothers cannot get a job under Obama…
And you’re whining about this???
To quote Hillary: “What differnce does it make?”

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Nölff February 15, 2013 at 1:16 pm

If anyone gets easily offended, it’s you.
You take the cake in complaining too.

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BigT February 15, 2013 at 2:21 pm

In a related story: Pandas around the world are in an uproar. A group called Panda-Nation is planning a March on Washington D.C. to protest being associatred with Hilliary Clinton.
“It’s bad enough they put us in zoos,” said one Panda. But to insinuate we’d stoop so low as to cavort with any Clinton. That’s offensive.
“We’re animais and proud of it. We’re not trash,” the Panda said.

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BigT February 15, 2013 at 1:21 pm

In a related story: Pandas around the world are in an uproar. A group called Panda-Nation is planning a March on Washington D.C. to protest being associatred with Hilliary Clinton.
“It’s bad enough they put us in zoos,” said one Panda. But to insinuate we’d stoop so low as to cavort with any Clinton. That’s offensive.
“We’re animais and proud of it. We’re not trash,” the Panda said.

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baker February 15, 2013 at 2:33 pm

FreedomWorks was big in the private school choice push here in SC last year, right?

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baker February 15, 2013 at 1:33 pm

FreedomWorks was big in the private school choice push here in SC last year, right?

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Smirks February 15, 2013 at 3:37 pm

I suppose if the guy’s fetish is so specific there really isn’t any porn on the web for it, a man’s gotta make it himself? Whatever floats your boat, but if it takes Hillary and/or people dressed in panda bear suits… Yeesh.

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Smirks February 15, 2013 at 2:37 pm

I suppose if the guy’s fetish is so specific there really isn’t any porn on the web for it, a man’s gotta make it himself? Whatever floats your boat, but if it takes Hillary and/or people dressed in panda bear suits… Yeesh.

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