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SC Cop Blotter: “Git ‘Er Done!” Or … Not

SUSPECT GOES OFF “HALF-COCKED” AFTER BEING EXCLUDED FROM GANG BANG We don’t post many items from the Palmetto State police blotter because as it turns out incidents of redneck inbrededness and hoodish hooliganism are a dime a dozen in this state. After all, stupidity, poverty and horniness are our state’s…

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SUSPECT GOES OFF “HALF-COCKED” AFTER BEING EXCLUDED FROM GANG BANG

We don’t post many items from the Palmetto State police blotter because as it turns out incidents of redneck inbrededness and hoodish hooliganism are a dime a dozen in this state. After all, stupidity, poverty and horniness are our state’s top three exports, right?

Anyway we’re making an exception today, after one of our Richland County sources passed along this incident report from the local Sheriff’s office …

Reporting officer was dispatched to the incident location for a call of a civil dispute which was followed by shots fired. Upon arrival reporting officer made contact with complainant/victim who stated he and another friend had a girl over and had lined up several guys to have sex with her. Complainant/victim stated the subject was there and he got passed over or left out of the acts and he walked off shooting a revolver. Complainant/victim stated he was apparently shooting in the air. Complainant/victim stated he has had issues with subject before but does not know his name. Complainant/victim stated he is a light skinned black male with gold teeth and stays at the Groves Apartments. Complainant/victim was not 100% cooperative with law enforcement. Complainant/victim was also with (redacted) but he refused to cooperate and did not want to press charges not provide any further information. Complainant/victim walked off after being confronted by his pregnant wife.

It’s impossible to make this stuff up, isn’t it?

“It’s a great day in South Carolina,” people …

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15 comments

SparkleCity January 16, 2013 at 11:09 am

Charlotte’s Creative Loafing’s “Police Blotter” is always funny as hell!!!

I get a free issue every time I’m up that way.

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scsince60 January 16, 2013 at 11:15 am

Overall, the New Society was a bad idea. The folks it was supposed to help are as lost as ever. The return on the investment of countless billions, over forty years, has been very small.

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Better than a poverty pimp January 16, 2013 at 11:32 am

Amen amen amen. Where are all the liberal posts?

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Judy Chop January 17, 2013 at 9:02 pm

You are wrong my friend. NOT billions. It is actually a trillion+. I’m not exaggerating.

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Smirks January 16, 2013 at 11:21 am

That picture looks like a Richland County police car in GTA4 or something.

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napalmfun January 16, 2013 at 11:39 am

Willie Boy is just fine with anti-white slurs like “redneck inbrededness” , so why isn’t this incident referred to as something, well, like a Gorilla Gangbang? Willie is too PC or chickenshit to offend the darker races.

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scsince60 January 16, 2013 at 12:26 pm

Agreed. Those inbred rednecks might look pretty darn good one day when one is fleeing for his life from a lawless urban area.

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@WH_Buz_Martin January 17, 2013 at 9:51 am

The report doesn’t state the race of the complainant/victim. So he could well have been white, and the race of the guy who went off “half-cocked” could have been the redneck.

But you know what? Inbred redneckiness is as inbred redneckiness does.” In other words, trash is trash, regardless of race.

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Neil January 21, 2013 at 3:40 pm

“Complainant/victim stated he is a light skinned black male with gold teeth and stays at the Groves Apartments.”

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jimlewis,owb January 16, 2013 at 12:37 pm

You sure this story is posted correctly.

Reads like another candidate has announced his qualifications for SC-1

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shifty henry January 16, 2013 at 12:56 pm

Are the candidates going to be limited to only 24?

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shifty henry January 16, 2013 at 1:03 pm

Will they be listed by qualifications, age, scandals, morals, or just by weight (fattest one first)?

The ballot will probably be prepared similar to a Consumer Reports rating chart, and with the little check-blocks for [Recommended] and [Best Buy]. HAH!

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BigT January 16, 2013 at 1:31 pm

I LMAO. FITS is a Bass-Ackwards Rube. FITS so lacks any travel experince, or he’s too stupid to observe if he has left the state.

This Stupid Mo-Fo must think the rest of the nation is prim-and-pristine…and only here are there problems…

FITS…you would have gotten arrested in any other state, too..

And Sanford would be just as repulive to the voters, except the leftwing places that you so wish you could be like…

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Django Unchained January 17, 2013 at 12:21 pm

Mr. Obama will make sure that morons like these get to keep their guns…

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sloppytwentythirds January 17, 2013 at 7:53 pm

some gangbangs require participants to be a particular size;maybe he didn’t measure up and compensating w/the gun,and shit

why didn’t he get some of that pregnant pussy;shit’s fine,unless she was too far along…

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