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Mariah And The Meaning Of Christmas

SONGSTRESS SHOWS US WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT You might think that Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ … or if you’re going to hell, you might think it’s about love, or giving, or family. For us, Christmas is about excessive chocolate eating … and admiring Mariah Carey’s luscious…

SONGSTRESS SHOWS US WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT

You might think that Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ … or if you’re going to hell, you might think it’s about love, or giving, or family.

For us, Christmas is about excessive chocolate eating … and admiring Mariah Carey’s luscious orbs, which were on full display at New York City’s Rockefeller Center’s annual tree lighting ceremony (produced by Liz Lemon).  Wearing a low-cut, satin embellished number and some soaring silver peep toes, Carey belted out her 1994 holiday hit “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” to which our founding editor naturally replied, “signed, sealed, delivered I’m … errr, married.”

“Dammit,” he added.

Carey, 40, has been all about showing off her assets this year … including this rather revealing outfit back in May.

Anyway, there’s clearly no time like the present to get into Mimi’s cleavage … by which of course we mean “the holiday spirit.”

Boy-oy-oy-yoing!

Merry Christmas to all!

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25 comments

Mike Traynor November 29, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Pass. Gross.

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Frank Pytel November 29, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Are those things real?

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scsince60 November 29, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Pass. Gross.

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BradWarthenSucks November 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Just another skinny black girl who turned into a fat black woman.

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Uncle Remus November 29, 2012 at 5:54 pm

Can we get a new post and like now! This is disguisting. This area is for some action.

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Arnold November 30, 2012 at 7:45 pm

The titties are real for a change.

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@BozMartin November 29, 2012 at 6:20 pm

By taking down that one with the really hot lady in it too soon and putting up this horrible Mariah post, Sic has proven once and for all that he secretly hates us.

Mariah is kind of hot. She used to be really, really hot. But Sic does not put up truly hot pix of her, past or present. Just shit like this.

She is not black, by the way. She is a very pleasant shade of coffee.
I wish Sic would put up some pix of hot for real black girls. But they can’t freckle I guess. So unless he develops an ashy skin fetish, we won’t get that.

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Sailor November 29, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Amen Brother!

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Heyward Pinckney Manigualt, IV November 29, 2012 at 8:02 pm

She is what refer to, South Of Broad, in Charleston as a Brass Ankle. My wet nurse, when I was an infant, was a Brass Ankle. Mariah appears to be approaching Guernsey status with those tiggle bitties.

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Judy Chop November 30, 2012 at 2:20 am

Damn Boz you drink weak coffee — maybe instant Maxwell House Decaf? You need some Sumatra French Roast or even better, Kopi Luwak. You know, Jack Nicholson’s character drank it in the movie, Bucket List. Kopi Luwak is made from beans that have been shat from the Asian civit cat.

I usually drink Kopi Luwak with warmed over collard greens in the morning.

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Mike Traynor November 29, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Fits took it down because we were getting pretty racy with our comments on the other girl. Maybe we should start getting raw on this one so he will take this one down too.

I’ll go first . . . Mariah Carey . . . makes my detrusor muscle contract. And, you know what happens when it contracts — a little pee comes out.

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Lenny November 30, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Mike,are we talking golden shower here?

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scsince60 November 30, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Is the term “mulatto” used anymore? I remember my grandfather explained to me they were usually smarter than the others.

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Uncle Remus November 30, 2012 at 1:18 pm

That is true. With the addition of white intelligence, you get a smarter breed.

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Uncle Remus November 30, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Please change this before the weekend. Do not leave us limp with this example!

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Otter November 30, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Twenty years ago, in her youth, MC was a piece of ass, zooming around on that jet-ski, boobs flying all directions. Now she’s 42 with huge hips, a wide ass and a stomach you don’t want to see, and, worst thing, those upper legs. Her gorgeous titties that keep growing and her good looks keep her going though. One thing — er, two things — that I don’t like about her are her odd-colored nipples that look like they belong on a movie star from Mars. Regardless, I’d screw her repeatedly with relish. Or with whipped cream. Or honey. Whatever.

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9" November 30, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Fits likes her cause her pussy-farts are as loud as her yodeling…

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Hugh December 1, 2012 at 2:14 pm

He likes her because her grand tetons are real.

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Brett November 30, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Fuck a duck, I’d eat her alive!!!!!

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St. Nicholas November 30, 2012 at 6:14 pm

The Wall Street Journal
November 29, 2012
page A15
Cue the Holly, It’s Time for Bing & Co.

Despite the potential payoff, newly composed holiday music is rare. Mariah Carey’s 1994 release “All I Want for Christmas Is You” is one of the few monster holiday hits in recent decades. The song ranks highest among all digital downloads of Christmas music since 2003, but in second place is “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” from 1958.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDp4uCWm9_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atg8AUv2DdE

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Sailor December 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm

St. Nich, thanks for the links. Took me back about a hundred years!

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9" December 2, 2012 at 8:10 pm Reply
St. Nicholas December 2, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Here’s another classic. Bing Crosby sings “White Christmas” in Irving Berlin’s 1942 musical “Holiday Inn” (here, the movie version).

Merry Christmas!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qa6Eyfx0mE

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Farnsworth December 3, 2012 at 2:35 pm

just googled Mariah and found the truth – she’s a fake. here’s what it says –
Mariah Carey Before And After Breast Implants
Mariah Carey’s breast implants increased her breast size to a whopping 36D. But, she is gorgeous before and after plastic surgery. She’s always had a certain unique beauty to her. Here she is before and after her breast augmentation. She looks fuller and thicker after cosmetic surgery.

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Hugh December 4, 2012 at 12:55 am

Breast implants??? Throw her into the fire.

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