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At Least She Rescued The Totino’s Pizza

RESCUE PRIORITIZATION, SOUTH CAROLINA STYLE … When the flood waters rise (as they’ve been doing all day in Columbia, S.C.), you’ve got to think fast … You’ve got to ask yourself: What matters most?  What can you not live without? What would you risk life and limb to save? According…

RESCUE PRIORITIZATION, SOUTH CAROLINA STYLE …

When the flood waters rise (as they’ve been doing all day in Columbia, S.C.), you’ve got to think fast …

You’ve got to ask yourself: What matters most?  What can you not live without? What would you risk life and limb to save?

According to one Columbia, S.C. woman, the answer was a pair of Totino’s frozen pizzas.

Take a look/ listen (the pizza rescue is recalled at the tail end of the clip) …

(Hat tip: @K_Schallhorn via The Blaze)

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22 comments

Bible Thumper October 4, 2015 at 3:44 pm

Quick thinking.

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shifty henry October 5, 2015 at 8:07 am

Now waiting for her to be the spokesperson for Totinos Pizza on an endless string of video ads — and Fits will be the FIRST to air them……

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Fred October 4, 2015 at 3:51 pm

Did she say she told her wife we need to leave. Did I hear that right?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein October 4, 2015 at 4:53 pm

Das what TBG heard.

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willblogformoney October 4, 2015 at 5:15 pm

It makes sense. If she ain’t the husband in that relationship I’d hate to see what her “significant other” looks like

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Mike at the Beach October 5, 2015 at 1:36 am

As the dear, departed Ed McMahon would say, “You are correct, sir!” Just makes the whole thing even more entertaining…

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Squishy123 October 4, 2015 at 4:23 pm

Grabbed her dog and two Totino’s pizzas, didn’t grab anything else because they weren’t worth it… how fucked up is your life when two $1 pizzas are your valuables.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxwbhkDjZM

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Ghetto Fabulous October 5, 2015 at 8:12 am

Clearly what she needs is a pimped out old Chevrolet, painted red with 24s and a Totino’s logo on the side.

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TroubleBaby October 5, 2015 at 11:24 am

I always thought that was a brilliant piece of marketing, a win/win for those of limited income(getting paid to drive a car with a creative corporate logo/paint job) and for corporations looking to market to certain demographics creatively.

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 12:01 am

The
pizza guy couldn’t find my house tonight so I had to stand outside and wave like an
idiot.

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 12:04 am

A woman came home and when she opened her refrigerator door she was surprised to see a rabbit sitting inside. Surprised, she asked, “What are you doing in my refrigerator?”
The rabbit says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?”
“Yes,” replied the woman.
“Well,” says the rabbit, “I’m westing.”

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Maddie October 9, 2015 at 11:17 pm

She was offered a job as a spokeswoman for totinos pizza company because of “I grabbed my two totino’s pizzas out of the refrigerator, and I grabbed my doggie”… no words

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RogueElephant October 4, 2015 at 5:21 pm

Everyone has to set priorities. LOL

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TroubleBaby October 4, 2015 at 6:18 pm

Lesbian Wife: $100 street value
Pet dog: $10 crack rock street value
Apartment that floods occasionally: $400/month

Totino’s PIzza: priceless

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Bible Thumper October 4, 2015 at 6:30 pm

If those pizzas would have been lost, Fits would’ve quoted an unnamed legislator blaming Haley.

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Anonymous Legislator October 5, 2015 at 8:13 am

Why couldn’t Nikki have stationed a National Guard troop in every home to prevent these tragic loss of pizzas?

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Squishy123 October 5, 2015 at 10:26 am

I wonder if they’re EBT pizzas.

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emerson napotnik October 4, 2015 at 10:20 pm

she could defrost’em between her funbags. mmmmm mmmmm

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Squishy123 October 5, 2015 at 10:25 am

I bet those “funbags” aren’t so fun. I guess we’d have to ask her wife.

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Speak D Truth October 4, 2015 at 10:32 pm

I wish she had said she grabbed 1 Tombstones instead of Totino’s. I wonder what she thought about grabbing before she decided the pizza’s were more important.

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mamatiger92 October 5, 2015 at 8:37 am

Love this lady.

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Krazy Kat October 5, 2015 at 4:34 pm

They are pretty good.

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