RESCUE PRIORITIZATION, SOUTH CAROLINA STYLE …
When the flood waters rise (as they’ve been doing all day in Columbia, S.C.), you’ve got to think fast …
You’ve got to ask yourself: What matters most? What can you not live without? What would you risk life and limb to save?
According to one Columbia, S.C. woman, the answer was a pair of Totino’s frozen pizzas.
Take a look/ listen (the pizza rescue is recalled at the tail end of the clip) …
(Hat tip: @K_Schallhorn via The Blaze)
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Quick thinking.
Now waiting for her to be the spokesperson for Totinos Pizza on an endless string of video ads — and Fits will be the FIRST to air them……
Did she say she told her wife we need to leave. Did I hear that right?
Das what TBG heard.
It makes sense. If she ain’t the husband in that relationship I’d hate to see what her “significant other” looks like
As the dear, departed Ed McMahon would say, “You are correct, sir!” Just makes the whole thing even more entertaining…
Grabbed her dog and two Totino’s pizzas, didn’t grab anything else because they weren’t worth it… how fucked up is your life when two $1 pizzas are your valuables.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxwbhkDjZM
Clearly what she needs is a pimped out old Chevrolet, painted red with 24s and a Totino’s logo on the side.
I always thought that was a brilliant piece of marketing, a win/win for those of limited income(getting paid to drive a car with a creative corporate logo/paint job) and for corporations looking to market to certain demographics creatively.
The
pizza guy couldn’t find my house tonight so I had to stand outside and wave like an
idiot.
A woman came home and when she opened her refrigerator door she was surprised to see a rabbit sitting inside. Surprised, she asked, “What are you doing in my refrigerator?”
The rabbit says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?”
“Yes,” replied the woman.
“Well,” says the rabbit, “I’m westing.”
She was offered a job as a spokeswoman for totinos pizza company because of “I grabbed my two totino’s pizzas out of the refrigerator, and I grabbed my doggie”… no words
Everyone has to set priorities. LOL
Lesbian Wife: $100 street value
Pet dog: $10 crack rock street value
Apartment that floods occasionally: $400/month
Totino’s PIzza: priceless
If those pizzas would have been lost, Fits would’ve quoted an unnamed legislator blaming Haley.
Why couldn’t Nikki have stationed a National Guard troop in every home to prevent these tragic loss of pizzas?
I wonder if they’re EBT pizzas.
she could defrost’em between her funbags. mmmmm mmmmm
I bet those “funbags” aren’t so fun. I guess we’d have to ask her wife.
I wish she had said she grabbed 1 Tombstones instead of Totino’s. I wonder what she thought about grabbing before she decided the pizza’s were more important.
Love this lady.
They are pretty good.