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This Woman Needs To Deliver The Nightly News … Every Night

“NOT TA-DAY!” So Brian Williams lost his job to Lester Holt.  And if we had our way, Holt would lose his job to Michelle Dobyne of Tulsa, Oklahoma. In the glorious tradition of “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” and “Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife,” Dobyne’s dramatic retelling of how she learned of a…

“NOT TA-DAY!”

So Brian Williams lost his job to Lester Holt.  And if we had our way, Holt would lose his job to Michelle Dobyne of Tulsa, Oklahoma.

In the glorious tradition of “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” and “Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife,” Dobyne’s dramatic retelling of how she learned of a fire at her Casa Linda apartment complex on Sunday morning has gone viral – generating millions of internet views.

And with good reason …

Enjoy …

(Click to play)

(Via TheChive)

Ha! “Not Ta-DAY!”

In all seriousness, though, Dobyne is living in her car following the fire … and her three kids are in need of clothes.  For a local story on how you can help, click here.

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32 comments

Squishy123 January 12, 2016 at 11:01 am

Mom?

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Squishy123 January 12, 2016 at 11:23 am

That’s probably what you like to call her on your “date nights”.

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shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 3:08 pm

—- and asks to be spanked?

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Tazmaniac January 12, 2016 at 5:44 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WlN7iO-cfk

NSFW, looks like she could be this guys Mama.

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shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 6:00 pm

Taz, I just strained a rib on that one!

Tazmaniac January 12, 2016 at 6:02 pm

Little meandering on the delivery, but well worth it for the punch line!

I ? Black People; sometimes January 12, 2016 at 6:58 pm

Now that’s funny.

We have a new funny troll running around here who’s making me smirk.

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major major January 12, 2016 at 11:03 am

The real question is, was she able to save the Totinos pizza?

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9" January 12, 2016 at 11:26 am

I’ve finally found the right woman!

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shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 11:45 am

Are you referencing length, diameter, circumference, weight? …… eh?

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9" January 12, 2016 at 11:57 am

None of those.It’s finally about LOVE.She’s my chicken fried soul mate.

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shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 12:07 pm

That is so sweet! Get in touch with her, she didn’t mention a man in her life. Keep us posted on this love affair.

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9" January 12, 2016 at 7:42 pm

Done.

shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 8:28 pm

All woman-kind will bless you!

Sic Semper Tyrannis January 12, 2016 at 12:41 pm

Shes on Craig’s list, but I would look around a bit more,

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Rocky Verdad January 12, 2016 at 3:02 pm

How do you look around that.

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shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 3:07 pm

Rocky, forget her and those Canadian women you were asking about. I’m more interested in hearing you brag about Mrs. Rocky…..

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Rocky Verdad January 12, 2016 at 3:30 pm

Well, not one to kiss and tell, but we got our oldest a car for Christmas. Nice safe little VW. Give her $60 and she’ll take her sister out and about for three or four hours – and that’s perfect. Just perfect. We can stay at home and – watch TV, or practice Spanish, or …………….

shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 5:46 pm

(heh) (heh) ….. etc!

LouieBuoy January 12, 2016 at 12:10 pm

A star is born… She is better than any broadcaster or actress/host I’ve ever seen! If only she would have mentioned a product in her interview – she would be getting offers already. Ka-ching Dobyne baby! You’re on fire!

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erneba January 12, 2016 at 12:14 pm

Oh, excuse me. I thought I was watching a WIS-TV reporter.

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CorruptionInColumbia January 12, 2016 at 7:20 pm

No way man. She’s way more literate than anyone WIS has.

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erneba January 12, 2016 at 7:55 pm

I don’t watch WIS-TV these days. Used to be my go to station for what is happening around Columbia and in the state government.

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CorruptionInColumbia January 13, 2016 at 7:36 am

In my family, at least since the 1950’s, WIS was our news station. For the last few years, the quality of their articles and “reporting” is shameful. How do these people get Journalism degrees? Articles leave so many loose ends that a true journalist would cover. “A murder occurred today on Invisible Street in Columbia.” Of course, most never heard of Invisible Street so would it kill them to identify specifically what part of town it is in? Apparently, their “journalists” believe so.

Another favorite of mine: “A bad wreck involving multiple vehicles occurred today on Two Notch Rd. Several injuries and possible fatalities are believed to have resulted.” Of course, they can’t be troubled to tell you what part of Two Notch this happened on. Richland Two Notch or Lexington Two Notch? Block number and/or nearby businesses or other landmarks, or preferably both? It obviously is too much trouble for them to bother with.

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Terry January 12, 2016 at 12:35 pm

I thought Rocky’s wife was from Brazil, not Uganda.

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flip January 12, 2016 at 12:54 pm

LMAO!!!!OH MY!!!!

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Rocky Verdad January 12, 2016 at 1:55 pm

Don’t she teach at Lexington One?

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TroubleBaby January 12, 2016 at 1:28 pm

The Casa Linda is where people go to stay when the Sangri-La is booked.

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Philip Branton January 12, 2016 at 4:02 pm

I like the eyes of the M&M man on her blouse (shirt or jacket). I can only imagine how someone could use her in a M&M candy commercial where chocolate M&M don’t melt in your hands but will melt in a house fire..!!

…a Farmer Insurance commercial for sure…..

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barry white January 13, 2016 at 5:51 am

rocky verdads love child

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rocky verdad January 13, 2016 at 7:53 am

I b teachin herz ebonics-not hispanic!

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pocchr January 14, 2016 at 10:47 am

Product of Richland County School System. Should elect her to the County Counsel.

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