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Behold The New Confederate Flag

A government-funded radio station in New York has teamed up with a design firm from Dallas (called 70kft) to create a new banner for the “New South.”  Or according to their mandate, “a symbol for the South free from the racism and divisiveness of the Confederate battle flag.” No seriously … people…

A government-funded radio station in New York has teamed up with a design firm from Dallas (called 70kft) to create a new banner for the “New South.”  Or according to their mandate, “a symbol for the South free from the racism and divisiveness of the Confederate battle flag.”

No seriously … people are actually doing this.

There’s even merchandising – including cake boy bow ties and sorority girl monogrammed hats – associated with the new banner so that all you New Southerners can “git yours.”

Take a look …

(Click to enlarge)

“We went through several hundred different symbols that could potentially represent the South – everything from magnolia trees to pecan pie, anything and everything,” the leader of the design team told the station.  “That’s great for one small group, but is that telling the full story of everyone in the South?  We didn’t want a mythical idea about what the South used to be, we wanted to look forward to the future.”

Good Lord …

“I advise people to NOT mount this on their pickup truck,” one transplanted Southerner told us.

Ya think?

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87 comments

shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 4:39 pm

I may have saved a foto of Candy Bessinger wearing a bikini with that design — made out of shimmering, silky material ….

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Sic Semper Tyrannis October 6, 2015 at 5:09 pm

Ohhhh Candy !

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R.C. Cola October 6, 2015 at 4:40 pm

That’s some sweet shit. Did fucking Pepsi design it?

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Centrist View October 6, 2015 at 4:57 pm

The Colors of Benetton.

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 5:07 pm

Looks like an African soccer team shirt.

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The Buzzman October 6, 2015 at 5:58 pm

Rowanda United

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The Colonel October 6, 2015 at 5:03 pm

Pepsi’s design team collaborated with the guy who did Hillary’s logo apparently…

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Rakkasan October 6, 2015 at 8:42 pm

Be nice to your next President. Well, unless it’s Biden.

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 9:22 pm

Do you mean THIS Biden? —
————————-
Vice-President Joe Biden said today that “an extremely credible source” has revealed to him that Donald Trump has a
pet elephant. “I cannot disclose the source, but he – or she – is extremely credible,” Biden said.

The elephant, according to Biden, was shipped in from
the planet Neptune last March and has been living with Trump at an undisclosed location in New York City ever since.

.

Asked by one skeptical reporter if the charges weren’t a little ridiculous, Biden, who keeps a tomato in his pocket for good luck, said he would never do anything ridiculous. “I’m
the Vice-President of the United States, ” Biden declared. “If I say something, it’s a very serious matter. Not a ridiculous matter” Asked if it wouldn’t be
difficult to hide a pet elephant, Biden asserted, “Not these days, what with technology what it is.”

Biden says he himself was on Neptune as recently as May and noticed an elephant was missing from the planet. “I’m not saying Trump took the elephant,” Biden said. “It could have been the Venusians. But like I said, I have an extremely credible source.”

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 5:08 pm

It’s very effeminate….

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Centrist View October 6, 2015 at 4:54 pm

What are ” cake boy bow ties”?

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Centrist View October 6, 2015 at 4:57 pm

Notice the image of the guy wearing the T-shirt. Both his arms are completely tatted. Is this supposed to represent the wife beater shirt of the New South?

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 5:10 pm

I don’t know, but if anyone can get T-Bone Shitwater to wear one in public — I’ll buy one!

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h October 6, 2015 at 5:07 pm

government funded radio is the best!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HksAWcA729A

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stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 5:11 pm

no self respecting red neck is ever going to go for that, thats like thinking they are going to switch from Jack Daniels to a shirley temple

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CorruptionInColumbia October 6, 2015 at 5:34 pm

I can see the geek, freak, nerd, wonder from Camden, SC Johnny Deal wearing this stuff with pride.

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 5:38 pm

It’s an insult to true Southerners, and is just as shitty an idea as that Kwanzaa

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Tazmaniac October 6, 2015 at 6:29 pm

What? You impugn an ancient, spiritual, holy tradition,circa 1965? LOL i can never remember which day i’m supposed to hold up a liquor store and which is for kidnapping and torturing black women.

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 8:46 pm

‘Hello’
‘Is this Mrs. Johnson?’
‘Yes, I am.’
‘I’m calling to tell you that your son Tyrone opened up a liquor store this morning.’
‘Glory be! I just knew he would make something of himself one day!’
‘Well, it’s not exactly like that. This is Lt. Smith and the liquor store he opened up isn’t his.’

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Todd October 6, 2015 at 5:12 pm

Ha! Gayeeee!

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 5:12 pm

x 10

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stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 5:13 pm

with sugar and spice and every thing nice

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 5:15 pm

x 10 – again

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stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 5:17 pm

if your son comes home wearing any of that shit, you know you are going to be walking him down the aisle for his same sex marriage

shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 5:18 pm

Only if his “bride” is wearing a matching dress…

stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 5:20 pm

hell i’m pretty much on the record for wanting the flag down, but i would’nt wish that shit on anybody on the other side

shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 5:23 pm

A guy goes to the proctologist for a routine examination. When the doctor gets him
into position, he’s quite surprised to find a piece of string dangling from his
ass. He pulls gently on the string and out pops a lovely bouquet of flowers.

“Do you know I just pulled a dozen roses out of your
rectum?” asks the astonished doctor.

“Is that so?” said his patient. “Who’re they from?”

shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 5:24 pm

Two boys adopted by lesbian mothers were having a spat on the playground. One says, “If I knew who my father was I’d bet he could beat up your father.”
The other one replies, “Your father IS my father!”

Sic Semper Tyrannis October 6, 2015 at 6:45 pm

Shit ! LOL !!

TontoBubbaGoldstein October 6, 2015 at 7:49 pm

…served with a side of gay, drizzled in gay sauce and garnished with a sprig of gay.

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stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 7:52 pm

four lisps in one sentence TALLENT

Tazmaniac October 6, 2015 at 6:19 pm

It is like a red and white rainbow is hooking up with a blue and white rainbow. It would be more suitable as a battle flag for a division of Tranny soldiers.

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Kasey Tyler October 7, 2015 at 3:35 am

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Swell New South October 7, 2015 at 1:43 pm

I’m sure there were many homosexuals who served in the Confederate Army. What about their heritage?

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The Buzzman October 6, 2015 at 5:55 pm

Did somebody get paid to come up with that bullshit? If so, it’s best if they cashed the check and got the hell out of the city before the fools that paid them realize what they’ve wasted their money on.

A radio station in the north trying to impose a friggin new flag on the “New South?

They can cut those up into little squares and wipe their stupid New York ass with them, because outside of a few nutballs in Chapel Hill and Asheville, ain’t nobody anywhere near hear gonna buy ’em.

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 6:32 pm

10+

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U B da Rainbow Warrior October 7, 2015 at 8:27 am

WE all love it when you PRETEND to like women.:)

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The Buzzman October 7, 2015 at 1:28 pm

Pretending hard (literally), I’ve managed to convince myself of it since I hit puberty. Not sorry if that disappoints you and your partner.

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Halfvast Conspirator October 6, 2015 at 6:02 pm

They missed the rainbow colors for those stripes

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h October 6, 2015 at 6:05 pm

OFFEND EVERyONE/http://img.memecdn.com/if-you-are-a-gay-nazi-comunist-redneck-her-is-your-flag_o_5187445.jpg

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Sic Semper Tyrannis October 6, 2015 at 6:43 pm

I’d rather go black with white skull and crossed bones .

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stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 7:10 pm

i’m putting that on my new boat, naming it the privateer

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Sic Semper Tyrannis October 6, 2015 at 7:18 pm

From experience, the best days of a boat owner are, the day ya buy it, the day ya sell it. Great name enjoy, I had fun, fish like crazy. I had some catches that came from nowhere ! Caught a 5 foot garfish in lake Murray just playing !

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stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 7:24 pm

yeah, i work my way up to the pointy end off a fishing trawler, spent a couple of years up in the fishing north pacific came home and bought a 55 foot shrimp boat. gonna charter it out of beaufort, made an offer on a harry carter power cat 24 footer, letting marinate for a while and see what happens. harry is a well respected boat builder in australia, and the seas can get pretty knarley down under.

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Sic Semper Tyrannis October 6, 2015 at 7:38 pm

You da man !

stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 7:40 pm

its gonna be kinda bazaar me taking out 1%ers, you know i’m gonna be stripping gears keeping my mouth shut, but i’m getting mentally prepaired

Sic Semper Tyrannis October 6, 2015 at 7:56 pm

Proceed with caution ! Get some !

shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 7:47 pm

The only times I’ve heard the term “gnarly” is with “stump”… oh, wait!

stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 7:48 pm

it is spelled knarley south of the equator, duhhhhhhhhhhhh

shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 7:51 pm

Urban Dict. says,…. ‘knarley’ = sweet, hardcore, rebellious, radical

Google says there are actual folks named Knarley…

I concede…

stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 7:56 pm

Dict=sweet, hardcore, rebellious, radical? you are coming on to me are’nt you, fess up. i know code when i see it.

Tazmaniac October 7, 2015 at 10:17 am

Or with the word wave(s), says the Florida Boy.

stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 7:36 pm

they are a lot of fun to catch, to bad they don’t come out of the grease tasting as fun, if you could get the rhino hide off them

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jimlewisowb October 6, 2015 at 7:00 pm

How sweet

It seems ever since the carpetbaggers came out on top of the War of Northern Aggression they feel the need to tell the South what to do

Used to laugh my ass off when my Northern cousins came South to participate in the marches to force integration and after a little pressure had to admit that their Northern schools were segregated

Yea, I’ll fly their fucking Yankee flag right after I shove the flag pole up their Yankee ass

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Rakkasan October 6, 2015 at 8:40 pm

Yeah, you do that Poindexter. Schools in the North weren’t segregated
assclown. Clearly you do need someone from Yankeeland to come down here and tell you how to get it right. You’re on the wrong side of history and human rights on every fucking issue that matters since, well, ever

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jimlewisowb October 6, 2015 at 9:34 pm

OK PeckerCheese

Make that Boston. Schools as well as neighborhoods in the 60’s were and still are not only segregated by race but also by ethnicity

Just for your reading pleasure, provided you can read, I have attached a story by a NORTHERN based blog

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-9-most-segregated-cities-in-america_55df53e9e4b0e7117ba92d7f

As of 8/27/15 of the top 9 most segerated cities in the US, 6 just happen to be Northern, you fat fuck

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Nostradumbass October 6, 2015 at 11:43 pm

How did ya know he’s fat? Is it because that usually goes hand in hand with being stupid?

Also, when’s the last time anyone’s seen a skinny welfare recipient?

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Rakkasan October 7, 2015 at 4:41 am

I love getting those gubmint checks every month that you pay for. Shit, I make more watching those checks hit my account than you do working. America is great!

Rakkasan October 7, 2015 at 4:41 am

But when confronted with the Civil Rights Act they didn’t pretend they didn’t get the memo, raise a confederate flag atop their state houses, or stand in the door of a public university declaring that no blacks would go to that school while on national TV. And duh, there are ethnic neighborhoods and they go to the local school. Hardly an apples to apples comparison

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jimlewisowb October 7, 2015 at 7:45 am

There ain’t no cure for Stupid. If you think that the North embraced the Civil Rights Act with love and kisses, then you no doubt are of the opinion that Jeffery Dalmer is a Five Star Chef

Excerpt from Oral History Interview with Andrew Young, January 31, 1974. Interview A-0080. Southern Oral History Program Collection (#4007)

Northern and Southern reactions to the civil rights movement

Young explains what he perceives as the differences between race relations in the South and those in the North. According to Young, northern whites were more reluctant to accept change because they had yet to confront their own racism. Ultimately, Young believes that race relations were slower to change in the North than in the South because the North was segregated geographically, whereas the South was primarily segregated legally. Because southern whites had lived with African Americans in their midst for generations, Young believes that southern whites had a greater sense of guilt about their racism and racial discrimination. As a result, Young argues that many southern whites were quick to support the civil rights movement—support which he believes was essential to the success of the civil rights movement. His views, here, offer an interesting perspective on southern white reactions to changing race relations during the 1950s and 1960s and offers a counterpoint to views that emphasize white racial hostility and visceral opposition to desegregation.

Rakkasan October 7, 2015 at 8:54 am

Who’d thought you were such a scholar? Did you get that in a Sons of Confederate Veteran’s newsletter in their ongoing effort to minimize the hate they spread? And, who’d thought Andrew Young lived in such an academic bubble so far removed from reality?

Rakkasan October 7, 2015 at 9:53 am

Nobody’s saying there haven’t bee or aren’t color bars and color lines on maps in the North. Welcome to economics, lending institutions, the real estate industry, white flight, and people being more comfortable around people like themselves. Kinda like the tribalism that rules the South

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Squishy123 October 6, 2015 at 7:00 pm

All that shitty flag needs is Obama’s face in the center of it.

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Sic Semper Tyrannis October 6, 2015 at 7:01 pm

Or Hillary’s ass.

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 7:44 pm

I vote for both together — you figure out the placement….

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Rakkasan October 6, 2015 at 8:44 pm

How about Hillary’s ass on your face. Or Sic Temper’s balls so you can both come yelling Tea Party?

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 9:09 pm

Gee, Chelsea, I didn’t know you would be offended by my comment, but your comment sounds like it’s YOUR fantasy..!!

Rakkasan October 7, 2015 at 4:32 am

Thanks for your Pee Wee retort there Shifty (“I know you are, but what am I?”) Let’s start at the beginning. You really shouldn’t be busting on gays with that avatar of yours.

Double Jeopardy October 7, 2015 at 9:37 am

It’s already ugly enough that no one wants to see it, why make it even more so?

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TroubleBaby October 6, 2015 at 7:47 pm

So….did the guy who created Obama’s campaign logo design this?

Is it just me or does it bear a freaky resemblance?

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stumpknocker October 6, 2015 at 7:50 pm

first thing that came across my mind, but please no one accuse him of this too, pleassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse

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TroubleBaby October 6, 2015 at 9:47 pm

The image of Barak taking a big dump on the Statehouse steps and then planting his/this flag out front is a pretty funny thought.

I think before he gives Haley some printed up money for Floodageddon he should demand a good shit on the steps and his flag out front.

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erneba October 6, 2015 at 8:05 pm

You would get your ass kicked after wearing or waving that shit shit around where I live.
Probably the price that one needs to pay for falling for that crap.

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lamar lewis October 6, 2015 at 8:31 pm

I can see Bruce, uh, Caitlan Jenner in a nice one piece…

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Just Me October 6, 2015 at 11:29 pm

This is the most ridiculous thing I have every heard of. These people in NYC are really feeling their oats since they forced the flag to come down. Now they think they can come up with something to take it’s place. It’s just amazing.

Here is a link to the radio station’s web page for this little bit of wonderfulness:

http://www.wbez.org/news/design-team-tries-create-new-symbol-american-south-113176

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Philip Branton October 7, 2015 at 12:40 am

Actually……we all need to pitch in and get Wil one of those bow ties for his new updated bio mug for this website……..!!

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Pete October 7, 2015 at 6:36 am

The new colors of the South: federal green supplied by FEMA and Obama.
You f$cks can never shut up. Now that the ‘money from up North’ is gonna rebuild your roads, dams and sewers! STFU and get to work. Oh forgot!

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blueyescrying October 7, 2015 at 9:02 am

Nice, a New York company is trying to “heal the south.” Seems like we are doing just fine in SC getting along, especially during this trying time. Maybe they can come up with a symbol to show people in the north how to get along and act during a crisis.

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CorruptionInColumbia October 7, 2015 at 5:41 pm Reply
Missed Opportunities October 7, 2015 at 9:36 am

Someone passed up pecan pie for this god awful design? That person needs a butt kicking.

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Nölff October 7, 2015 at 9:46 am

If you buy that flag, get you a big ass Dodge Ram and mount a full size flag pole to it. It’ll go great with the “Git-R-Done” and “Ain’t Skeerd” rebel flag stickers.

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JimBo October 7, 2015 at 11:04 am

A Pecan Pie flag for the south? We sure are great at playing into stereotypes sometimes.

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Susan October 7, 2015 at 4:25 pm

Anything to emasculate and homosexuaiize the little boys—like they do the little harem boys in muslim countries. (Group thinkers/tribal Minds only where Lies is Truth, Vice is Virtue and Good is Evil.)

The elites need an army of dumb, ignorant, feral, irrational, males, who are so evil and immoral they lust after males, goats and boys. and hate and mutilate women and children, like the homosexual Nazi SS.

Anything to create an army of irrational, ignorant people of history, (godless minions) so they will easily be manipulated and kill and mutilate women and children–their own citizens like Mao, Stalin and Pot, like all homosexual, brutal cultures (Bolsheviks, Spartans/Samurai).

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Shootist October 7, 2015 at 4:53 pm

BEHOLD THE NEW CONFEDERATE FLAG.

Oh my aching algore

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Joel Raupe October 7, 2015 at 7:37 pm

Until such time as the Confederate Congress decides differently, the Third National, a facsimile of which is shown above, is the flag of the Confederate States of America.Thank you so much for your interest. Please do not hesitate to let us know whenever you have a thought you would like to share or when you believe we can be helpful in any way.Sincerely,Your Confederate Ancestors.

Sons of Confederate Veteran members, from left, Ben Holland, John Wayne Holland, Robert Barbour and William Holland stand Saturday, July 6, 2002 at the Hanging Rock Battlefield near Roanoke, Va. Barbour recently helped recruit the three Holland brothers for the organization. The Hollands were accepted for membership because their great-great-grandfather, Creed Holland, was a teamster with the Confederate infantry. (AP Photo/Jennifer Sens)

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Jamie Lowe October 8, 2015 at 8:21 am

GAY

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stellar1 October 8, 2015 at 8:52 am

Fucking Retards…

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