BICYCLES AND … BONERS?
|| By FITSNEWS || We ran an item earlier this year on a nude run, but apparently there are nude cycling events, too. Like organized, official events (NSFW here).
Sounds all sorts of comfortable, right?
Anyway, according to The Cambridge (U.K.) News, a nude bike rider at one recent event in Great Britain was barred from participating after becoming “over-excited.”
Apparently nudity in public is okay, so long as one’s member remembers to keep it down. Like “good touch, bad touch,” there’s “good naked, bad naked” evidently.
Who knew?
“Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight,” one witness told the paper. “It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much. One of the organizers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police.”
The man was reportedly embarrassed by the incident – and was described as looking “sheepish” when the police were escorting him from the event.
Poor guy ….
17 comments
Will Taylor be Participating?
good one ..!!
Yeah, I’m in the UK.. See ya soon?
No video… or it didn’t happen..!!
The Lindsey Graham model:
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6791013/bike-has-dildo-instead-of-seat
How do you guys find stuff like this? This one is definitely scary!
Is this one better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-mH367rdtQ
eeeeeooooooww..!!
SPOT ON!!!! Very fitting for Lindsey.
Men are either growers or that’s about it.A grower can look small,but erect,they’re Brobdingnagian,and that’s always a nice surprise.Most guys are about 5″ hard,but I have seen some tragic cases of ‘baby dick’,a measly 2 or 3 inches.I know a guy w/10 inches,and that’s flaccid;his girth increases when aroused,but not length.He’s former military,and practices CBT.His balls almost reach his knees.Luckily he’s a bottom,and has an extremely greedy butt;cavernous.He’s European,and has a field day on the nude beaches…A big boner is the most beautiful thing in the world.
When did FitsNews turn into Fag Penthouse Forum? What the fuck is a “greedy butt”, is that something you mentally ill fucks dream about? If it’s cavernous, can you stick you head up it and yodel?
So did Bruce turning to Caitlyn disappoint you or would you still ass fuck it? Would that retain your gayness or would you have to convert to bi-sexual?
Hey, I like talking about women’s boobs, butts, vajayjays, and other parts. If he wants to talk about men’s parts, it’s his thing and his right. Not my thing but he has a right to be here same as any of us.
FitsNews.Reduced to pervertville after Gtand Tango takes his clicks away.
huh?
If you don’t like it then leave, you pedophile defending sicko!
*Wayne Campbell voice*
“SCHWINN…..GGGGGGG!”
At least someone noticed!