National Politics - 2016

Lindsey Graham Wants To “Put Wood” On Rand Paul

LET’S HOPE IT’S NOT “DOUBLE ENTENDRE” DAY … || By FITSNEWS || There’s an interesting story out this week from reporter Alex Isenstadt of Politico … one which explains (much as we did last October) the real reason U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham is running for president. Isenstadt’s piece notes that Graham…

LET’S HOPE IT’S NOT “DOUBLE ENTENDRE” DAY …

|| By FITSNEWS || There’s an interesting story out this week from reporter Alex Isenstadt of Politico … one which explains (much as we did last October) the real reason U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham is running for president.

Isenstadt’s piece notes that Graham has been blistering recently announced presidential candidate Rand Paul “repeatedly and by name, casting him as weak-kneed and unwilling to protect the country from aggressors.”

Really?  Last time we checked Paul was moving at breakneck speed toward Graham’s “perpetual warfare” position … which is unfortunate considering the doctrine has been a demonstrable failure.

Anyway, Isenstadt delves into the details of the not-so-curiously well-funded anti-Rand campaign – quoting a Graham operative as saying his candidate wants to “put wood” on Paul.

Whoa …

“Wood?” 

LINDSEY GRAHAM
LINDSEY GRAHAM

Sounds to us like, um, a possible “extension” of Graham’s recent comments about how “white men in male-only clubs” were going to do well in his presidency.

Rrrawr, big boy.  How “well” we talking? 

Of course Graham (cough) insists he “ain’t gay.”

Frankly we don’t care if Graham is gay or (as his advisors vigorously assert) isn’t gay.  We’re far more concerned with his efforts to play both sides of multiple foreign policy debates.  And to do so with blood and treasure that’s not his … and that America cannot afford to expend.

We’re also concerned that the pressure Graham and his fellow “neoconservatives” are effectively applying is forcing Paul to kowtow to this failed approach.

None of it matters, obviously … as Graham has made it clear what will happen if Paul and other members of Congress don’t get on board with his warmongering.

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113 comments

Pineapple Twist April 10, 2015 at 1:11 pm

I never thought I would say this, but based on current playing field, Graham is looking better and better.

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shifty henry April 10, 2015 at 1:16 pm

Elaine (from Seinfield), “I think I can get him to switch teams.”

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Pineapple Twist April 10, 2015 at 1:21 pm

Everyone else is campaigning hard on social issues. While Graham may have strong military ideas, which I don’t entirely agree with, I find that more tolerable than some of the others. I also don’t think he would be able to get the funding to do everything he might like with military.

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SCBlues April 10, 2015 at 1:35 pm

I’m not voting for any of them but I agree with what you just said.

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Squishy123 April 10, 2015 at 7:17 pm

You’ve already punched your Hillary ticket.

Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 10:21 pm

Squishy – if you don’t mind, please squish that fat ass somewhere else that it might fit – like a BBQ.

Enough, you are starting to sound like GT, I am bored. Looking for intellectual conversation. Come back when you can find some. I know your ass is probably sewn into the couch by all that squishy Shite you’ve been eating. I do hope we can find a way to remove it without damage. To the couch.

euwe max April 10, 2015 at 4:27 pm

He’s a two-faced fuckwad.

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Pineapple Twist April 10, 2015 at 4:58 pm

Who are leaning toward Euwe? All I see are a bunch of recycled candidates or relatives.

euwe max April 10, 2015 at 5:09 pm

Warren/Sanders

Soft Sigh from Hell April 10, 2015 at 5:13 pm

What happened to Lyndon LaRouche?

euwe max April 10, 2015 at 5:20 pm

Is he still available?

SCBlues April 11, 2015 at 10:12 am

“Is he still available?”
I thought you said you were married?!?

Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 10:20 am

LMAO – Sorry Euwe but that is funny ;)

euwe max April 11, 2015 at 1:27 pm

Et tu, bluetay?

euwe max April 11, 2015 at 3:52 pm

Lyndon and I have a special relationship.

Pineapple Twist April 10, 2015 at 5:14 pm

Yikes! Let’s stick to philosophy ;)

euwe max April 10, 2015 at 6:15 pm

(•_•)
WALKER
.. /..

(•_•)
TRUMP
../..

Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 9:20 am

Ha ha! That is very creative.

euwe max April 11, 2015 at 3:58 pm

At least Republicans think so…. can you believe the clown car they’re driving around the center ring?

Slartibartfast April 11, 2015 at 10:46 pm

(• •)/
..) ) OBAMA
../..
(tee hee)

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:07 am

Well played!

euwe max April 11, 2015 at 9:44 pm
Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 10:33 pm

I never know what to make of you euwe, that is probably what attracts me to conversation with you. Your philosophy, music choices and sometimes your rants, which make more sense than I often expect, but more questions than answers.

I love to get into someone’s mind and allow them passage into mine, but yours is so abstract. While we may not agree on philosophy, I find you so intriguing I cannot stop trying to figure out what he heck you are getting out. Who are you? What is your life? Where did you come from? Where are you going? You see, these are the things that interest those who are not political pundits.

Instead of Joker you make a better Riddle.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:17 am

Yeah – what you mean is it is a fucking virus dickwad. Never expected that level of crap from you. Guess, now I know – fuck off – right? Thanks for letting me know.

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 12:26 am

I am pure as the driven snow, in thought and deed… all of the videos on my google drive are my own creation, and are certified virus free by Zone Alarm.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:28 am

bs

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 12:29 am
Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:32 am

eff off- I’ll never click another link of yours. I liked you in spite of our differences, but as the saying goes – I appreciate not so much the help, but those who DID NOT help. Imagine that.

Throw another fucking virus and I will do everything within my power to find out who you are and press charges.

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 12:39 am

Damn, you’re paranoid… I can’t say it’s not warranted with all the crazies around, but you’re dead wrong here.

Nothing I can do to change your mind, looks like you’ve decided and that’s that.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:40 am

Either someone saw our conversation and oppty or you threw a virus. I’ll ask someone more in the know tomorrow. But I just pinged

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:41 am

It happened the moment I clicked on your link.

SinTwist April 13, 2015 at 7:56 pm

In your defense, I was probably wrong to accuse you and it was likely timing. I am hit with viruses repeatedly – my email has been hacked, I am signed up for some damn dating site, I am on some workout plan that I get notification daily – once to tell me the time and location, another to let me know it has been canceled.

I love a connecting with people far more than I like politics, but yes – paranoid and pissed off at the time.

If it was not you, then please accept my apology.

It isn’t paranoia if it really happens :)

euwe max April 13, 2015 at 9:15 pm

I don’t blame you. There’s a demon in every woodpile these days. The worst of these is the pre-pubescent hacker with unlimited time and resources. Their skill increases by leaps and bounds fueled by world class obsession born of the sociopathic thrill to hurt.

I’ve picked viruses out of my registry, and out of the Master Boot Record by hand… marvelled at the wasted creativity in their little engines of mayhem… it made me feel, at least, like I understood their blind depravity, and the massive gravity emanating from their empty souls.

The sociopaths who visit these political sites have the same origins, but none of the skills. They simply foment for its own sake, imagining that someone thinks its funny, or imagines them to be forceful and interesting… never occurring to them for a moment how very primitive and mentally impoverished their messages reveal them to be.

SinTwist April 13, 2015 at 9:25 pm

My husband has picked viruses out of my registry and boot recorder. I marveled, he just marvels at my ignorance … LOL. He would prefer I am not on social media, because all the shit that happens, cleaning up multiple computers, and so on.

I agree with your “sociopath” comment…l am interested in connecting with people. Again – please accept my apology. I think I did wrongly accuse you – the timing was odd.

Hey – at least you know I do get pissed off sometimes outside sarcasm and the real me shines through. I will say, there is something true about all every alias I have ever used – I only use one at a time.

Thank you for understanding….let’s get back to philosophy ;)

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:27 am

Just a FYI – I am still here and any shit you try to throw – be careful it doesn’t come back on you. I have never played ugly shit. But then again, I am just a lowly citizen, not an ass wipe who plays this crap.

euwe, you just fucking crossed the line. Please save your BS for someone less savvy.

I wanted to be friends with you. I’ll get over it.

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 12:32 am

btw, what made you think there was a virus on that?

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:36 am

I KNOW it was asshat!

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 12:37 am

um… you’re wrong. Have anyone look at it with a virus checker.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:39 am

I have a virus checker. hmm….

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 12:51 am

I must admit, I have the means to inject a *nasty* virus. I’m an embedded software engineer with the tools and the experience to make real trouble… but you can ask anyone – I’m a white hat trouble maker.

Download it, and run your virus checker on it.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:57 am

I have -it was a virus. Now whether I got hit at the moment I clicked on your link or now, I’ll know more about tomorrow.

I have been hit more than a couple time on this site. I have not pressed the issue, but I am getting pissed off about that.

I love conversation – but not when people try to hurt me. It has a tendency to piss me off.

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 1:07 am

I don’t blame you. But it sounds like you need to talk to your hubby about getting a firewall… one that’s not made out of matches! I strongly recommend Zone Alarm.. I have been through the fires of hell with it, and come out unscathed.

I have nothing but disdain for the scum who would hurt people for fun, or for profit. It is one of the reasons I started a political forum.

To vent.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 1:33 am

It did not get in my system to best of my knowledge based on all you said above. We do have a firewall.

My email was hacked, my debit/credit cards have been hacked, none of those to do with you. We are not weak – I truly feel for the weak.

It may not be your fault, but I am done. Thanks for your friendship – best of luck with your life.

“Nite Euwe. BTW – my last name is Stewart (Stuart same), in case you ever wondered.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:59 am

I’m married to someone who manages people like you. Just an FYI….not to be mean, but don’t play hard unless you really want to play hard. We don’t break laws, but this is a breach, twice within a month.

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 1:02 am

No one manages people like me. I’m an independent contractor with 35 years experience. I am a contractor and consultant, making money for people like your husband for a living.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 1:12 am

Ha ha ha! I managed people like you and I was far younger. Independent contractors are typically lazy, too lazy to even fill out the paper work to get paid. Might explain your socialism.

I had to fire an engineer once. It was a horrible experience. some serious issue. I involved a lawyer for advice on how to handle incompetency and uh….any number of things you might think of on the emotional side.

It was horrible. I knew my job, which this typically did not fit, but I was best qualified. He thanked me and cried for my kind way of letting him go and his benefits in separation package.

Engineers? Hmmm…

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 1:33 am

There is a fountain of youth: it is the mind. Quality is the noblest quest in life, both in the product of one’s work, and the lives of the people one loves. Perfection, though unattainable, is our guide through a universe whose only goal is entropy.

Not necessity, not desire – no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything – health, food, a place to live, entertainment – they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon of power waits and waits and will be satisfied.

Knowledge bestows power; character, respect.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 1:14 am

You work for someone – independent only means you are at the bottom rung. Sorry pal

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 1:24 am

You work for someone – independent only means you are at the bottom rung. Sorry pal

——-
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is knowledge, experience, and ability. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

Skill does not lose its value like money does. It is neither wealth nor envy; but tranquility of occupation which gives me happiness.

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 1:28 am

See Comment above – we are done Euwe. Money was never my hope.

This might explain. Fare well. My best wishes with you. Don’t Look Back In Anger.

The One That Got Away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahha3Cqe_fk

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 1:24 am

You have pissed me off Euwe, to the point you will likely get what you want. I won’t comment here anymore. Nor will I check back. GT got his wish and so did you.

Before I leave I want everyone to know what a liar you are. You have no clue what an independent embedded software engineer does. Nor do you have the expertise. 35 years experience? It is a fairly new technology and it is difficult to find people who have 5 or 10 years experience,much less 30-30+. If you have 35 – then must me about 80 effing years old? Too old to code.

I’ll entertain you no more. For everyone else on this site – thank the asshole Euwe who finally convinced me I am wasting my time.

I also thank you for the friendship, entertainment, and the give shit (don’t ever give that up).

Goodnight Euwe and good life.

euwe max April 12, 2015 at 1:49 am

35 years experience? It is a fairly new technology and it is difficult to find people who have 5 or 10 years experience,much less 30-30+. If you have 35 – then must me about 80 effing years old? Too old to code.

——

[a stake into my aging heart] :)
2015
1980
——-
35

The TRS-80 Model I launched in 1977.
IBM personal computer August 12, 1981.

One of my first contracts was a program in BASIC for the TRS-80 that calculated the amount of time on a dialysis machine.. it was converted from a TI-59 program written by Stan Millwright, a TI Fellow, using WATFOR on an IBM 360 at Texas Tech University.

Though I may be too old to code, I just completed a contract using assembly language, C, and C++ for the NXP 8350, and interfaces under Windows 7/8/10 using Visual Studio 2013 in C# which embody several commercial applications.

But then again… how could anyone tell.. and why should anyone care?

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:38 am

You only want to know how I know so you can throw another at someone else. I clicked the damn link trusting you. Shame on you, the next “would” have been shame one me.

Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 10:54 pm

Political suicide looks something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAqK4dElUEI

SCBlues April 11, 2015 at 11:15 am

“Warren/Sanders”
Sanders/Warren

euwe max April 11, 2015 at 2:11 pm

Warren/Sanders

fixed that for you.

Pineapple Twist April 10, 2015 at 1:53 pm

Jerry: Are you that desperate?

Elaine: Yes I am.

:)

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shifty henry April 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm

Sorry: The reference was to whether YOU were going to try to get HIM to “switch teams”……

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Pineapple Twist April 10, 2015 at 4:57 pm

Ha! ME? First, given the context of Seinfeld, unlike Elaine’s case, I don’t find Graham hot.

shifty henry April 10, 2015 at 5:51 pm

Heh! Heh! —– just messin’ with your head

Pineapple Twist April 10, 2015 at 5:52 pm

LOL I know you are….

Robert April 10, 2015 at 5:06 pm

LOL…. excellent!

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You Know My Name April 10, 2015 at 1:50 pm

Are you serious?!?!?!? Come on, you come a ross as much smarter than that.

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Pineapple Twist April 10, 2015 at 1:54 pm

I said he was looking better, I didn’t say I was voting him. I don’t have a favorite yet. No one seems appealing. I’ve been sifting through a list of Independents wondering if any of them have a chance.

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NepotismIsDomesticTerrorism April 13, 2015 at 1:32 pm

“…Graham is looking better and better.”
From straight on or profile.
That’s very important to Miss Lindsey.

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TroubleBaby April 10, 2015 at 1:14 pm

This is Graham’s primary role in the GOP primary, attack dog for the Neocons with maybe a cabinet position as payback.

Ole Rand better get to stepping up his warhawk game with a good dose of Israeli ass kissing tossed in if he’s going to woo the GOP masses.

Fear is a powerful motivator.

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Pineapple Twist April 10, 2015 at 1:22 pm

Paul need to step down his social conservatism, one of his first talking points is to overturn Roe v. Wade. I’m not interested in that.

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vicupstate April 10, 2015 at 3:01 pm

Fear is the ONLY motivator of Republicans.

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SCBlues April 10, 2015 at 4:14 pm

“Fear is the ONLY motivator of Republicans.”
And I might add loathing . . .

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The Colonel April 10, 2015 at 1:22 pm

On, or in?

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Mike at the Beach April 10, 2015 at 2:29 pm

Ewww…

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easterndumbfuckistan April 10, 2015 at 4:04 pm

WHISKEY TANGO MIKE INDIA

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FastEddy23 April 11, 2015 at 11:56 am

Curious if you knew anything about that Post … A big iron promoter?

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You Know My Name April 10, 2015 at 1:52 pm

Lindsey Poo wants to spend this country into oblivion, on unnecessary military shit, same as the Soviets did to themselves in the 1980’s.

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vicupstate April 10, 2015 at 3:05 pm

The Kentucky senator, he said, “in many ways is to the left of Barack Obama.” To defeat Hillary Clinton, Graham argued, Republicans would need a nominee with robust national defense strategy. “Sen. Paul isn’t in a good position to do that,” he said.

So one of the candidates most likely to get the GOP nomination is to the LEFT of Obama. Who would have thought.

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SCBlues April 10, 2015 at 4:16 pm

“Who would have thought.”
LOL

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euwe max April 10, 2015 at 4:26 pm

I think I thought myself to death.

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SCBlues April 11, 2015 at 11:14 am

“I think I thought myself to death.”
I think I thaw a putty tat . . .

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Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 11:08 pm Reply
euwe max April 11, 2015 at 11:17 pm Reply
Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 11:30 pm

dang, be hard to beat that one, but working on it ;)

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:11 am

huh? Really? WTF was that? Yes, need explanation before I click on any of your drive.google – file

Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 11:39 pm
CNSYD April 10, 2015 at 3:12 pm

“Frankly we don’t care if Graham is gay”. That is why Folks mentions his alleged orientation over and over and over.

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SCBlues April 10, 2015 at 4:16 pm

“That is why Folks mentions his alleged orientation over and over and over.”
Ad nauseam . . . .

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Squishy123 April 10, 2015 at 7:15 pm

Pot meet Kettle.

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Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 11:07 pm

I could not care less about his sexual orientation. I do disagree with him somewhat on foreign policy.

Every freaking candidate is focusing on social issues to avoid the real issues. The man who has an answer, or at least admits he does not but will find one, is the man I am looking for.

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Robert April 10, 2015 at 5:05 pm

No Lindsey, Rand won’t let you kiss him so get over it.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein April 10, 2015 at 10:35 pm

PRO TIP (For Rand Paul):

If Lindsey Graham wants to “put the wood” on you…you prolly ought to consider changing your hairstyle.

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SCBlues April 11, 2015 at 10:17 am

“If Lindsey Graham wants to “put the wood” on you…you prolly ought to consider changing your hairstyle.”
The odd thing about Rand Paul’s hair is that it seems to be two textures – curly on top and then straight on the sides – odd.

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RogueElephant April 10, 2015 at 10:54 pm

Compared to Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and Scott Walker , John McCain’s trained monkey comes up very lacking. The second most loathsome senator running for POTUS. Enough to make me puke.

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FastEddy23 April 11, 2015 at 11:36 am

Considering the source, this is probably a net plus for Rand.

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Slartibartfast April 11, 2015 at 10:25 pm

Good gracious alive! What a WONDERFUL straight line!

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Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 10:50 pm

Let’s see if see if we could skip across, imagine the exhilaration. But what then? hmmmm….

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Frtiz's poltergeist April 13, 2015 at 10:55 am

well…. it cum frum tha’ closet.

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Buz Martin April 11, 2015 at 10:58 pm

Well, if Lindsey Graham is gay — and I believe he is — nothing will assure his being outed like seriously running for the GOP nomination for POTUS. It won’t likely be coming from the Perez Hilton or Larry Flynt types, though — but from the myriad “oppo” specialists employed by the other candidates. Oh, shit yeah. They will rip down that closet door in a most dramatic way.

Which is a shame, in a way. Because the real reason to oppose the SOB is that he’s a neocon. Everything about the neocons is based in Trotskyite communism and a doctrine of perpetual war to spread an empire.

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Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 11:04 pm

Buz, do you really give a shit he might be gay?

I don’t agree with some of his military ideas, but…look at the Republican field, does anyone impress you? Who? I am looking for a candidate.

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Buz Martin April 11, 2015 at 11:10 pm

No. I don’t give a shit if he’s gay or not. I just think he is.

Heterosexual men at least go out with women. He seems to be so adverse to going out with women that he’s never had a beard. Has he ever even had a date with a woman since he’s been a Senator. Not that I’ve ever seen or heard about in the media. He’s beyond middle age now, he’s getting old (in more ways than one.) I’m not saying he should be married by now, but shit, at least look like he’s getting some, if he wants to convince people he “ain’t gay.”

That’s all I’m saying.

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Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 11:12 pm

Wow! I really thought we would take opposite sides on this topic, but you never cease to amaze me – you always speak your mind.

I don’t think he is gay, maybe jaded. Think Queen Elizabeth. But I really don’t care if he is or not.

Maybe he is an mand. :)

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Buz Martin April 11, 2015 at 11:14 pm

You missed my edited-in “gettin’ some on ‘im” remark. You might never have heard that bawdy phase. Could be an Horry County thing, and, of course, a guy thing.

A “mand?” Whuzzat?

Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 11:19 pm

Ha! I did miss that.

A “mand” well heck since everyone else is coming up with their own definitions, I thought I might create one of my own…”mand” = man and the some ;)

Buz Martin April 11, 2015 at 11:21 pm

A bit obscure. I’m a part-time comedy coach, ya know.

Pineapple Twist April 11, 2015 at 11:34 pm

Obscurity is my “one of my lesser specialties” – Sarcasm my strong point. Ha!

Buz Martin April 11, 2015 at 11:16 pm

Hah! Now I’m picturing Graham as Queen Elizabeth. Disturbing image, but effin’ HILARIOUS!

Buz Martin April 11, 2015 at 11:20 pm

btw, if he and Tim Scott are both gay, given that they are US Senators from gay-hostile South Carolina, how funny would that be?

Pineapple Twist April 12, 2015 at 12:02 am

Too funny to be true !

easterndumbfuckistan April 12, 2015 at 10:43 am

I wonder if he’s just completely asexual.

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Buz Martin April 12, 2015 at 11:38 am

Such things are not unheard of.

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NepotismIsDomesticTerrorism April 13, 2015 at 1:31 pm

Apart from Obedience to Israel, what’s got Miss Lindsey’s panties all in a knot over Ayn Rand Paul now?

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ELCID April 14, 2015 at 1:16 pm

The only reason Graham is running is for the money he can take out of his related campaign funds for his own use. These PAC campaign funding front organizations are nothing more than ways to funnel bribes to government officials. Steven Colbert showed last election how they worked. All leftover funds not used can simply be transferred to the candidate. It’s the worse outrage of money on politics. Colbert just donated all his money to Veterans Organizations. I seriously doubt that is what Graham is planning to do with the millions of dollars that he will take in and not use in his fake Presidential campaign.

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