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Boeing: This Should Stop Those Pesky Critics!

COMPANY PUTS A PATENT ON … FORCE FIELDS? || By FITSNEWS || This website has been mercilessly critical of crony capitalist kingpin Boeing – and with good reason.  The company which leeches off of American taxpayers while awarding eight-figure salaries to its top executives. Well now the company has something in…

COMPANY PUTS A PATENT ON … FORCE FIELDS?

|| By FITSNEWS || This website has been mercilessly critical of crony capitalist kingpin Boeing – and with good reason.  The company which leeches off of American taxpayers while awarding eight-figure salaries to its top executives.

Well now the company has something in common with the aliens from the movie Independence Day (another set of leeches).

What’s that, you ask?  Force fields …

According to the U.S. Patent Office, Boeing has recently been granted a patent for a “method and system for shockwave attenuation via electromagnetic arc.”

Hmmmmm …

While some of you (including our founding editor) pretend to know what that means, allow us to explain: Boeing is putting its proprietary seal on a technology which would use lasers, electricity and microwaves to ionize certain regions near targeted objects in order to create plasma shields capable of deflecting seismic impacts.

Yeah …

“Such embodiments … may reduce the energy density of the shockwave by creating a second medium in the path of the advancing shockwave that reflects, refracts, absorbs and deflects at least a portion of the shockwave,” the patent read.

News of the patent was first reported by c|net, which described the force field envisioned by Boeing as being “unsuitable for enveloping a target and being held in place for any length of time.”

“That kind of force field is technically feasible — physics students last year determined that an electromagnetic field could by used to hold a plasma shield in place — but it would likely also deflect light, leaving anyone inside blind as a bat,” the website reported.

Yeah …

So … can Boeing’s force fields stop a union?  Or a hypercritical blogger?  Or a lithium ion battery fire?

Guess we’ll find out soon …

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30 comments

Get out of my brain Boeing March 23, 2015 at 7:57 pm

Boeing’s new slogan:

“Anything is possible with taxpayer money.”

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jimlewisowb March 23, 2015 at 8:39 pm

“We will pull a dollar out of anyone’s asshole but our own”

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Sour Grapes March 23, 2015 at 9:03 pm

Boeing might just be the Ford of your beloved Democrat FDR?

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Sour Grapes March 23, 2015 at 10:18 pm

That would be mine, if only….the IRS/states would allow it. Kudos to Boeing.

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GrandTango March 23, 2015 at 8:18 pm

Boeing has produced BILLIONS in paychecks…

All FITS – and his family – have ever done is collect a government check…

Do the math… (;

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Rocky March 23, 2015 at 8:47 pm

And all you do is collect your checks and free healthcare and insult people who actually served. You’re a coward and racist. I’ve seen three-year-olds with more courage and integrity than you.

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Sour Grapes March 23, 2015 at 8:54 pm

“I’ve seen three-year-olds with more courage and integrity”

Are you one of them Rocky? Just wondering.

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GrandTango March 24, 2015 at 9:10 am

Becoming unhinged? …LMAO….
It’s just going to get worse…as you take more losses…

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Sour Grapes March 23, 2015 at 8:51 pm

Why even bother to entertain them GrandTango? You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink.

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sparklecity March 24, 2015 at 10:57 am

if you don’t water them for a day or two you sure as hell can lead them to water and they’ll drink!!!!

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Squishy123 March 24, 2015 at 8:53 am

Are you really going to talk about how people earn a living? As much time as you spend on this blog, I seriously doubt you have a job.

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GrandTango March 24, 2015 at 9:05 am

Too stupid to think of anything interesting to say, AGAIN????….LMAO…

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Try To Keep Up March 24, 2015 at 10:38 am

Well, this is the same response you have to everyone who dares bring up how you earn a living or what you do for a job. So, who’s lacking something interesting to say?

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GrandTango March 24, 2015 at 10:45 am

The fact that you resort to myths and irrelevant personal accusations is a testament to your ignorance.

I use what you give me to post about you. You have to make up Bull-S#!t because your ideas are so flawed, and you’re too stupid to challenge me in reality….

Try To Keep Up March 24, 2015 at 10:52 am

It’s not a myth that you make this same retort every single time. Also, I made no accusations. I merely asked a question. The fact that you never answer and the fact that you get so bent out of shape over simple inquiries shows just how menacing you are. Your responses to me are the same predictable nonsense every time. Come up with something new for once.

GrandTango March 24, 2015 at 11:25 am

You chase your tail trying to catch me. You are out of your league, and you just get more p!$$#d, as I use YOUR posts to make you look bad. It was not supposed to work like that…LMAO…

We all know of people (like you) who are jealous, frustrated, or have a hard time w/ their station in life, so they make up lies about those they hate….I actually feel sorry for people that deficient of intelligence…

To your credit…you have coaxed me to talk to you. And that is a modicum of fame for someone like you…Based on merit, you don’t even deserve that…

But I guess I’m merciful…. (:

Try To Keep Up March 24, 2015 at 11:38 am

Didn’t I tell you to come up with something new? You’ve posted this same asinine stuff as a response numerous times before.

Sour Grapes March 23, 2015 at 8:49 pm

If you favor free markets, then why so angry with Boeing? They are doing what is in the best interest of their company and have the muscle to back it. Where is the free market in this commentary? Yeah – FITS, I mean you.

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Free Market Follies March 23, 2015 at 9:51 pm

A free market?

Don’t make me laugh.Boeing is nothing more than a subsidiary of the federal government.Without its many government contracts that wouldn’t be any such thing as Boeing.

They suck the federal tit more than just about any company in the country.

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Victorious Secret March 24, 2015 at 8:37 am

Lockheed Martin has the distinct honor of sucking the most out of the tit.

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TroubleBaby March 24, 2015 at 8:37 am

The ignorance/mischaracterization of what a “free market” is on this site at times is astounding. Sure, the existence of a “free market” is as rare as a unicorn, but that people either deliberately demonize or misunderstand it is annoying as hell.

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Boob Man March 24, 2015 at 5:16 pm

What’s wrong with sucking titties?

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FastEddy23 March 23, 2015 at 9:49 pm

Mmmmm …. Same as AirBus?

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Facts Are Tough For Ideologues March 24, 2015 at 7:49 am

The above statement is incorrect(as usual with the loose with the facts “Fast Eddy.”

Boeing did not “rebuild”the Charleston airport.

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FastEddy23 March 24, 2015 at 10:17 am

… OK, How much of it did get rebuilt? Got a link?

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FastEddy23 March 24, 2015 at 12:18 pm

Boeing South Carolina Campus: http://o.seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2011/04/20/2014829981.gif

http://media.komonews.com/images/091028_boeing_south_carolina.jpg

100+ acres of new concrete runways plus buildings and expensive modern approach control avionics plus access roads, etc.

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Slartibartfast March 23, 2015 at 11:06 pm

Love the Independence Day screen grab! But you left out my man, Will Smith.

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Mad Scientist March 24, 2015 at 9:34 am

First, find a way to destroy the world. Second, find a way of stopping that method of destruction. Third, patent the technology needed to stop it so no one else can make it. MuahaHAHAHAHahAHAHahahahaHAHAHahahaHAhahahahahHaHA!

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FastEddy23 March 24, 2015 at 10:19 am

More like IBM or Apple than Boeing.

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