A (BATTERY OPERATED) BOYFRIEND BRAWL …
By FITSNEWS || It was a battle over boyfriends … one of them the “battery operated” kind.
Forty-eight-year-old Heidi Marie Creamer of Manatee County, Florida was arrested and charged with assault this weekend after punching her twin sister – Holly Ryan – in the face. With a closed fist.
According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, the physical altercation grew out of a verbal dispute involving “Heidi’s boyfriend and a sexual toy (vibrator).”
And yes, this story is twice as funny as it ordinarily would have been given the suspect’s name is “Creamer.”
Anyway … after knocking her twin sister to the ground, Creamer (we’re still laughing at that) reportedly “punched, scratched, and pulled Holly’s hair.”
“After a few minutes Heidi stopped and began grabbing her personal belongings and piling them outside the front door as she stated she wanted to leave,” the report continues.
When she walked outside, Holly “slammed the door shut” and then went out on her balcony and began screaming for her neighbors to call 911.
When police arrived on the scene Heidi was pounding at the door of her apartment screaming obscenities and shaking, and attempted to wrestle free from the arresting officer after being confronted.
“When I asked her if she understood her rights she began screaming that she was fighting with her sister Holly over a vibrator and her boyfriend,” the officer stated.
Good times …