“Tom” Kincannon Is Famous Again … For Ebola

NO, HATERS … HE DOESN’T HAVE IT By FITSNEWS ||  The self-described “Honey Badger of American politics” is at it again. Todd Kincannon – the say-anything (and everything) South Carolina attorney who previously served as executive director of the S.C. Republican Party – is back in the national news.  And…


By FITSNEWS ||  The self-described “Honey Badger of American politics” is at it again.

Todd Kincannon – the say-anything (and everything) South Carolina attorney who previously served as executive director of the S.C. Republican Party – is back in the national news.  And as you might expect, it’s for something Twitter-related.

In addressing the recent arrival of the Ebola virus in America, Kincannon offered up his views on how the crisis should be managed.

“The protocol for a positive Ebola test should be immediate humane execution and sanitization of the whole area,” he wrote.  “That will save lives.”

Of course that was his first take.  An amended solution was offered not long after …

“We should put Wendy Davis’ vagina in charge of the Ebola outbreak,” he wrote.  “It will kill all of them without mercy and go to Nordstrom’s afterwards.”

Ha! That’s actually kind of funny …

Anyway, Kincannon’s first tweet got the attention of faux conservative news host Stephen Colbert, who included Kincannon’s tweet in his coverage of the Ebola issue.

Here’s the clip …

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We’ve written twice about Ebola coming to America (HERE and HERE). And been mocked for our coverage once (HERE).

We were going to write another piece, but then we got distracted … by our ADD.

Is Ebola all it’s cracked up to be?  We’ll find out soon enough.  In the meantime, we’re much more afraid of the people pushing the Obama virus (a.k.a. this).

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Everybody October 7, 2014 at 12:51 pm

Republicans, it should be clear by now that humor or (intentional) comedy are not things you should attempt in public. The serious stuff you say is plenty funny enough to most of America.

Jackie Chiles October 7, 2014 at 5:10 pm


Mike at the Beach October 8, 2014 at 12:10 am

Righto…there surely aren’t idiots on both sides of the aisle, are there? Is Guam still tipping over? Didn’t that happen? Isn’t the crazy-eyed screechy voiced fuzzy headed chic still running the DNC? Is Biden still VP? Zzzzzzzzzz…

CorruptionInColumbia October 7, 2014 at 12:54 pm

I am not sure who Wendy Davis is, but as to his first posted solution, I believe he may be on to something. People going to these third-world toilets and (predictably) contracting Ebola should not be allowed to come back here and risk spreading it to the population. Why haven’t we instituted bans on people from infected areas coming here without a lengthy quarantine to be sure they are not infected? This is lunacy at its pinnacle.

Sensible America October 7, 2014 at 1:03 pm

Can we lock down and quarantine the entire state of SC? Maybe we can stop and kill off the special kind of stupidity that SC seems to keep breeding.

Centrist View October 7, 2014 at 2:47 pm

Nope. SC is too large for an asylum.

Sensible America October 7, 2014 at 3:09 pm

Maybe we can nuke it? SC could completely disappear and it would absolutely zero affect on the rest of the nation.

johnq October 7, 2014 at 4:20 pm

Maybe we could force the state to secede? Just think, at one time our nation could have been rid of these inbred ignorant mouth breathers and we let the opportunity slip through our fingers. Damn!

euwe max October 7, 2014 at 1:10 pm

Wendy is our great white hope out here in Tejas.

E Norma Scok October 7, 2014 at 2:54 pm

Soon enough, saying something like that will be akin to being a racist homophobe. I’ll be looking for special arrangements cater toward EVU (Ebola victims united)

“what do you have against Ebola victims?”

CorruptionInColumbia October 7, 2014 at 4:12 pm

I believe we are already there, but you know what? I don’t really give a shit. Putting everyone in CONUS (and North America, for that matter) at risk because of someone else’s stupidity is just not acceptable. Those who wring their hands over the plight of the people in Africa or the idiots who went over and contracted it and were brought back here for treatment may be singing a different tune when it is their parents, their siblings, their children, their best friends, or even themselves who are bleeding from the eyes and elsewhere with this dread disease.

johnq October 7, 2014 at 4:18 pm

I agree! We should immediately shut off travel between that third world toilet, the state of Texas. No travel in or out!

Jackie Chiles October 7, 2014 at 5:10 pm

South Africa banned people from Sierra Leone and Liberia from entering. How many cases does it have?

euwe max October 7, 2014 at 1:06 pm

It should be tried as a cure for Republicanism.

Smirks October 7, 2014 at 2:16 pm

Maybe Todd can volunteer?

euwe max October 7, 2014 at 8:21 pm

Leading by example since 2014.

Rick October 7, 2014 at 3:54 pm

Getting infected would require close physical contact. Something most Republican supporters have difficulty doing.

Dave Chappelle October 7, 2014 at 1:07 pm


Please make an honest effort to defend this douche bag. I could use the entertainment.


GrandTango October 7, 2014 at 3:52 pm

It’s all f&#king Obummers fault, you dumb@ss. Everything in the world is, you sh#th#@d! He the reason I’m fat, unemployed, childless and without any form of romantic relationship (I’d do about anything if my dick worked). So F@&$#k s&$#%¥ k¥€%t.

p.s. Please read my blog. It have a lot of well thought out and written content in it webpages. Also, tips on beastiality. SC Polick Dieguest

Sarah Palin October 7, 2014 at 11:30 pm

You sound just ƒucked up enough to be a democrat voter

GrandTango October 8, 2014 at 9:44 am

Luckily, I don’t sound stupid enough to actually think Sarah Palin is a serious politician. Wait a minute, yes I do! @$&&&&$&&((&)$($;!!!!

Philip Branton October 7, 2014 at 1:29 pm

Hmmm……..we wonder when EBOLA shows up November 2oth if any NEWS outlet will ask Scott and GRAHAM or CLYBURN …or Riley….or Benjamin….or Sanford…….or Trey Gowdy what they have been doing to protect Carolina TAXPAYERS…!?

…too bad they are NOT getting questioned in today’s PAPER…!? …or radio….or TV……..or offering FITSNEWS an informational “nugget”..?

E Norma Scok October 7, 2014 at 2:39 pm

No boomergang 101, 401 900?

Philip Branton October 7, 2014 at 3:19 pm

Bravo………signal awareness “scout”….

+75 points and an Outback Appetizer coupon………

(fist poundzzz…!! )

Buz Martin October 8, 2014 at 11:59 am

You are STILL the weirdest fucker on here. Coz that one crazy lady does not post now. You are weird because I THINK you are really on to some shit, but you tell it in such an off-the-wall way that nobody knows what the fuck you are talking about.

Philip Branton October 8, 2014 at 12:09 pm

Bravo….bravo…bravo….Buz “lightyear” Martin..!!

Ya know……….this is exactly the same thing the Editor of the Post and Courier and the State and the Spartanburg Herald said about …Wil Folks…!!

Buz…….you deserve a “medal”..!!

{Boomerang 609………+ 100 points and an Info Ops “Pop-Tart” Badge………go past GO and collect 400 dollars and and a Bed, Bath and Beyond mailer coupon……….thanks for the SLAP… }

Bible Thumper October 7, 2014 at 1:47 pm

Oh Ashely, Ashely, Ashely!

shifty henry October 7, 2014 at 1:54 pm

[ Ray Charles ]

… the world is in an uproar – the danger zone is everywhere…

southmauldin October 7, 2014 at 2:00 pm

On the same lines of a tree falling in the forest – if a Kincannon is drowning in Lake Murray and someone sees him, will they throw him a cinder block?

Barack Obola (HT to TBG) October 7, 2014 at 2:18 pm

lol….Todd Kincannon is an idiot. Plus it looks like he eats too many donuts.

Sarah Palin October 7, 2014 at 11:16 pm

hey barack
When they kick your ass out of the white house
Come up to Alaska, you will feel right at home, We have colored people up here. but they don’t all live in public housing, they mostly live on the ice

None of them have ebola because our colored people don’t have sex with monkeys

SCBlueWoman October 7, 2014 at 2:19 pm

No one seems to be concerned about the Enterovirus and it’s already in NC and SC and killing children. It’s all about the Ebola fear. Bless their hearts.

Mike October 7, 2014 at 2:21 pm

Because there isn’t anything the be concerned about.

soxinsc October 7, 2014 at 3:03 pm

To date one child has died from the virus, and most of the ones who have been hospitalized have other respiratory conditions (like asthma) that exacerbated their symptoms. Yes it’s a lot more widespread than Ebola and the chances of contracting it are far higher, but its kill rate is minuscule so it fails the “if it bleeds, it leads” test.

Town Crier October 7, 2014 at 2:22 pm

You left out his suggestion to start napalming villages ASAP. The guy has serious mental issues.

E Norma Scok October 7, 2014 at 2:38 pm

I’m wondering how long it will take for Ebola to become the new AIDS and anyone who mentions banning flights to Ebola stricken areas, requiring mandatory tests for the disease will be branded a racist.

CorruptionInColumbia October 7, 2014 at 4:15 pm

I don’t think we’ll ever get around to any mandatory testing. It appears that CDC and the rest of the Obola Administration has already made it policy that anyone from any infected area is welcome here with open arms, no questions asked.

Who Me? October 7, 2014 at 6:55 pm

Well call your governor. Tell her to ban flights to SC from where ever. Why wait for the federal government to act. Can’t Republicans make a decision? Don’t they know what to do? Isn’t the free market working? Why all the calls for big government to act? If Ebola comes to SC its Haley’s fault, she has the ability to stop it. If its in Texas its Rick Perry’s fault. He has the ability to stop it. Why are Republican Governors hesitating to act?

RogueElephant October 7, 2014 at 3:17 pm

This is funny now but in about six months when Obummer realizes it’s a problem because about a million people have contracted this “difficult to spread” disease he will do something stupid and the libturds will all be overjoyed. Sameol sameol. Wow i’ll be glad to see 2017. Republicans can’t do anything without the left twisting it to something “racist”. Hopefully they will soon wear out the race card then they will only have the Joker.

Who Me? October 7, 2014 at 6:50 pm

Why is this Obama’s problem? Rick Perry is the Governor of Texas. He is the one with the problem. Why doesn’t he shut down the state airports? That his call. He can declare a state of emergency and send in the national guard to turn away international flights.

I guess its just a way to bash Obama. If he shut down all the airports you would be screaming he was a tyrant. So I say leave it to local government and the free market. Rick Perry and Nikki Haley can decide what is best for their state and should accept the consequences for their decisions, right or wrong. They are supposed to be leaders, right?

Didn’t you say Republicans know how to protect the country. Well show us by protecting a state where they have total control. They can do whatever they want.

John October 7, 2014 at 6:24 pm

He ain’t much of a lawyer, so he’s gotta be good at something, I suppose.

Who Me? October 7, 2014 at 6:40 pm

So, why is everyone blaming Obama? Governors can shut down airports in their states. Rick Perry and Nikki Hailey can say no more international flights into Texas and SC. So why don’t they act? Where are all the demands by Republican for them to do something? Oh, I get it. Its easier to blame Washington. That way you don’t have to decide what to do. You can Monday morning quarterback. Didn’t Rick Perry just put on a military uniform and lead the National Guard to the border? Well place them at the airports. Turn away international flights. Same for Hailey. If they don’t and Ebola comes here, whose fault is it?

Besides, why all this demand by the small government folks for big government to do something, radical, like tell private airlines where they can and cannot fly? Won’t the free market take care of this. If Airlines are afraid of losing money they will stop flying to those areas. The system is self regulating. Who do you trust more to make the right decision, big government of the free market?

john dozier October 7, 2014 at 6:59 pm

Great ad for compulsory sterilization of the feeble-minded.

Buz Martin October 8, 2014 at 12:05 pm

Todd is like a brand. And part of his brand is saying shit just to make people bugfuck, and make them talk about him. And obviously, it works.
He started out as a geeky tubbo, and now he’s less tubby, his geekism is mostly in check, and he has hot babes hitting on him constantly on Twitter. Plus a MIGHTY FINE looking lady with a sweet smile. Hope he treats her right. Anyway, people should not get all tangled up in fucking knotts over shit Todd tweets. Unless they either get off on that or it advances their agenda to do so, or both. Coz ranting and railing against Todd is what feeds Todd. See Brer Rabbit and the Brier Patch for an illustration of what I mean.

Buz Martin October 8, 2014 at 12:11 pm

Much the same can be said of Mr. William Folks.


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