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Dick Elliott Denies Being A Groper

Former S.C. Senator Dick Elliott says he’s no groper. Well … that’s what his attorney says anyway. The 78-year-old real estate agent – who was in the State Senate for three decades until retiring last year – is being sued by a pair of former employees who claim he fondled…

Former S.C. Senator Dick Elliott says he’s no groper. Well … that’s what his attorney says anyway.

The 78-year-old real estate agent – who was in the State Senate for three decades until retiring last year – is being sued by a pair of former employees who claim he fondled their breasts in the workplace on separate occasions earlier this year.

According to Elliott’s lawyer, Columbia attorney Vickie Eslinger, the charges are “without merit.”

So it’s “they said/ he said …”

Should be fun!

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13 comments

Smirks November 21, 2013 at 2:21 pm

Bill Clinton never had sexual relations with that one girl either, and John Edwards never cheated on his wife, and especially didn’t have a child out of wedlock from it.

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jimlewisowb November 21, 2013 at 2:24 pm

Ms. Eslinger

Just in case your clients failed to have their breasts checked for fingerprints, please give me a call

Many years ago I got a Dick Tracy Fingerprint Kit for Christmas and now would be a great opportunity to put it to use

It would be a pleasure to service your clients free of charge

Best regards,
jimlewis,owb

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Tits McGee November 21, 2013 at 2:57 pm

Look at the attorney the old creepster hired, she’s packing a good amount of sweater meat herself.

Isn’t kind of weird hiring an attorney with big breasts to defend you from accusation of fondling breasts? I mean, when she’s up there cross examining his accusers, aren’t the men on the jury going to be thinking about tits the whole time?

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Uncle Jimbo November 21, 2013 at 3:09 pm

The woman has an ass as big as Arizona. So if you see a full-body picture of her (pray you don’t), the size of her cans aren’t as noticable because all you see is hips that could birth the Colonial Center.

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Tits McGee November 21, 2013 at 3:14 pm

So I guess her general size will dissuade the men of thinking of sex at all?

I suppose from that perspective, she might be effective.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm

Sir Mix-a-Lot holding on line one.

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WTF November 21, 2013 at 6:59 pm

“The woman has an ass as big as Arizona.” I did not know Haley had her Law License? Oh wait,……….”big breasts”, can’t be Haley. She wears her bras inside out with the cup pointing inward and they fit!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 22, 2013 at 2:07 pm

I mean, when she’s up there cross examining his accusers, aren’t the men on the jury going to be thinking about tits the whole time?

A subliminal “There, but for the Grace of God, so goeth I defense” ?

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Nevermore November 21, 2013 at 3:04 pm

Clemson grad!
Eslinger. That’s the same attorney who got her ass whipped in the Camden Military cadet fudge-packing case. Good hire, Dick.

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Paul Harvey November 21, 2013 at 3:53 pm

“One woman said she told her boss, Elliott’s son, who said his father’s behavior was “due to illness.”

http://www.greenvilleonline.com/viewart/20131119/NEWS10/311190072/Ex-SC-lawmaker-accused-fondling-women

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 22, 2013 at 2:13 pm

One woman said she told her boss, Elliott’s son, who said his father’s behavior was “due to illness.”

Oops.

Rachel borrowed a pot from her neighbor. When she returned it the neighbor noticed it had a crack. The neighbor asked Rachel to pay for a new pot. Rachel refused, and gave four reasons why she won’t pay for a new pot.

#1. She never borrowed a pot.

#2. She returned the pot without a crack.

#3. The pot was cracked before she borrowed it.

#4. It was an worthless pot anyway.

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Ass Blow November 21, 2013 at 4:57 pm

With a name like Dick…….well.

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WTF November 21, 2013 at 6:55 pm

Dick Elliott is……..well, …..Just a Dick!

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