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SC Tea Party MILF: “I Am Being Monitored”

Dianne Belsom is the president of the Laurens County, S.C. Tea Party – one of the groups that appears to have been targeted for excessive scrutiny by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) as part of its jihad against limited government groups. In fact she put on her pearls and a…

Dianne Belsom is the president of the Laurens County, S.C. Tea Party – one of the groups that appears to have been targeted for excessive scrutiny by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) as part of its jihad against limited government groups.

In fact she put on her pearls and a nice lilac dress to testify before the U.S. Congress earlier this month on the treatment she received at the hands of the agency.

Anyway, Belsom is in the news again this week – alleging on her Facebook page that the federal government is monitoring her cell phone calls.

Belsom posted on her Facebook page regarding a “patriot friend” whose social media content was allegedly being censored.

“Be aware of what’s happening,” she warned her followers.

A few posts later, Belsom provides her cell phone number as an alternate means of contacting her, but warns friends to “be aware that my conversations are probably being monitored.”

Whoa …

You know, earlier this year we’d have probably fitted Belsom for a tin foil hat for making comments like that, but after learning of the extent of America’s domestic spy program, surveillance like that on a Tea Party activist is not out of the question.

And even if it is tin foil hat situation, there’s something our founding editor has always found incredibly enticing about conspiratorial MILFS …

UPDATE: It has come to our attention that there are multiple definitions of the term “MILF.” We’d like to make it abundantly clear that we used this term solely in the context of referencing Belsom being an attractive middle-aged woman.  No ill-mannered or lascivious intent of any sort was implied by the use of the term. 

 

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116 comments

GrandTango June 28, 2013 at 3:14 pm

Hey FITS: I hear Paula Deen is looking form some Squeeze…You and her have a lot more in common than any Conservative, too….

Not to mention: Paula looks like your speed way more…

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Smirks June 28, 2013 at 3:19 pm

Thus the fantasy changes. It is no longer a gay love affair between Willie and Obama (with the occasional mentioning of Mao Zedong’s severed penis) that gets T off, no, now it is Willie and an obese 66 year old woman who may possibly consumer her weight in butter every year.

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 3:46 pm

More like every month

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Same ol' Same ol' June 28, 2013 at 3:46 pm

Fat girls gotta have love too, Smirks. Somebody gonna have to do it.

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Honkey Whitebread June 28, 2013 at 3:48 pm

That’s what black men are for.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:28 pm

Paula Deen is selling her fat as recycled butter?

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Federales June 28, 2013 at 3:14 pm

Thus the value of sarcasm. Spew it both ways and let them figure out which one you really believe. Unless you’re up to some really bad shit it’s all noise to prying ears.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:27 pm

Can’t disagree with that. It’s still a 4th violation, but I can not disagree with you!

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Federales June 28, 2013 at 3:14 pm

Thus the value of sarcasm. Spew it both ways and let them figure out which one you really believe. Unless you’re up to some really bad shit it’s all noise to prying ears.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:27 pm

Can’t disagree with that. It’s still a 4th violation, but I can not disagree with you!

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MILF Addict June 28, 2013 at 3:17 pm

Bring on the MILFs! I don’t care if they are crazy or not.

I want to be the Donald Trump of MILF pageants.

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MILF Addict June 28, 2013 at 3:17 pm

Bring on the MILFs! I don’t care if they are crazy or not.

I want to be the Donald Trump of MILF pageants.

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jimlewisowb June 28, 2013 at 3:32 pm

Always knew you were kinda out there willie, but seriously what is enticing about constipated MILFS

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GrandTango June 28, 2013 at 3:40 pm

I heard you get off on Rosie O’Donnell photos…any truth to that????

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Nikki Sicks June 28, 2013 at 3:45 pm

I heard Glenn Beck went to Glamour Shots in the late 80s. That was a wacky era…

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jimlewisowb June 28, 2013 at 6:29 pm

Well, well, well it is the tutu queen

Still haven’t managed to find your way over to Beef ‘O Brady’s to give me that “slap” you promised

In fact just left, will be there next week if you care to stop by

har, har, har

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jimlewisowb June 28, 2013 at 3:32 pm

Always

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lowcorider June 28, 2013 at 3:49 pm

Not close to MILF quality. Maybe MIWLSMP.

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GreenvilleLwyr June 28, 2013 at 4:05 pm

Okay, this is the acronym for…?

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? June 28, 2013 at 4:15 pm

I’m just guessing, but I would say “Mother I’d Would Let Suck My Penis”.

Though there’s probably a classier way to put it.

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? June 28, 2013 at 4:16 pm

edit: “I would”

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:26 pm

Like “Mothers that can Blow Me”?

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? June 28, 2013 at 5:52 pm

Exactly, but don’t forget to add at the end “if I ask nicely”.

Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 6:01 pm

Not me man. I’m done asking.

After 4 years of divorce this time, and two divorces. I’m done asking. If they want it they can have it, otherwise I’ll just masturbate. Fuck it!

Push comes to shove, that’s why the dear Lord All Mighty invented FREE ENTERPRISE

Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:53 pm

Honesty like this is why I can’t hate you, Pytel, as much as we disagree.

lowcorider June 28, 2013 at 6:32 pm

Lol

Lowcorider June 28, 2013 at 3:49 pm

Not close to MILF quality. Maybe MIWLSMP.

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GreenvilleLwyr June 28, 2013 at 4:05 pm

Okay, this is the acronym for…?

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? June 28, 2013 at 4:15 pm

I’m just guessing, but I would say “Mother I’d Would Let Suck My Penis”.

Though there’s probably a classier way to put it.

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? June 28, 2013 at 4:16 pm

edit: “I would”

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:26 pm

Like “Mothers that can Blow Me”?

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? June 28, 2013 at 5:52 pm

Exactly, but don’t forget to add at the end “if I ask nicely”.

Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 6:01 pm

Not me man. I’m done asking.

After 4 years of divorce this time, and two divorces. I’m done asking. If they want it they can have it, otherwise I’ll just masturbate. Fuck it!

Push comes to shove, that’s why the dear Lord All Mighty invented FREE ENTERPRISE

Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:53 pm

Honesty like this is why I can’t hate you, Pytel, as much as we disagree.

Lowcorider June 28, 2013 at 6:32 pm

Lol

Vanguard16 June 28, 2013 at 4:19 pm

Their Facebook page has nothing concerning social welfare, just dumb teapublican politics. And her dumbass wonders why they are being scrutinized??

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Guest June 28, 2013 at 4:43 pm

Here is their July 2012 “accomplishment” from their web page: “July: Dianne Belsom,
President, spoke and outlined our strategy for the remainder of the
year, with a large focus on how to defeat Obamacare and get the more
conservative candidates elected.” I have no problem with the LCTP pursuing their agenda, but how can you possibly justify that they are deserving of tax-free status?

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Vanguard16 June 28, 2013 at 5:00 pm

Exactly!

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Elfego June 28, 2013 at 5:04 pm

You are the only Dumbass Liberal on here! Go talk to Vince!

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Fred June 29, 2013 at 9:22 am

Elfego. No I’m another “Dumbass Liberal” on here, and proud of it! It’s stupid redneck republicans like you that make this rag so entertaining and fun. Did I just inferr that you are an ASSHOLE????

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Elfego June 29, 2013 at 7:00 pm

No Problems. I am past the stage where a Liberal could shock me!

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:24 pm

But when a Republicrat does it, it’s legitimate, right?

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Vanguard16 June 28, 2013 at 4:19 pm

Their Facebook page has nothing concerning social welfare, just dumb teapublican politics. And her dumbass wonders why they are being scrutinized??

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Guest June 28, 2013 at 4:43 pm

Here is their July 2012 “accomplishment” from their web page: “July: Dianne Belsom,
President, spoke and outlined our strategy for the remainder of the
year, with a large focus on how to defeat Obamacare and get the more
conservative candidates elected.” I have no problem with the LCTP pursuing their agenda, but how can you possibly justify that they are deserving of tax-free status?

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Vanguard16 June 28, 2013 at 5:00 pm

Exactly!

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Elfego June 28, 2013 at 5:04 pm

You are the only Dumbass Liberal on here! Go talk to Vince!

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Fred June 29, 2013 at 9:22 am

Elfego. No I’m another “Dumbass Liberal” on here, and proud of it! It’s stupid redneck republicans like you that make this rag so entertaining and fun. Did I just inferr that you are an ASSHOLE????

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Elfego June 29, 2013 at 7:00 pm

No Problems. I am past the stage where a Liberal could shock me!

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:24 pm

But when a Republicrat does it, it’s legitimate, right?

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Boz Martin June 28, 2013 at 4:58 pm

I’ve spoken to over a hundred tea party members in the past year, and not more than two or three of them have wanted to associate themselves in any way with Will. Will used to take pot shots at this group down here for a long time, I mean serious pot shots, but now they seem to be in with his buds in the Spartanburg tea party group, who in turn seem to be basically running the show for the MB group while they try to get their shit together. I criticized Will a bit for singing their tune, and since then he doesn’t reply to my messages. Oh well, we’ve been through this before. I like the guy, still think somebody like him is needed in this state. And I guess is if he wants to help Nancy and not be the greatest liability she has with SC voters, he has to lick tea party ass right now.

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Boz Martin June 28, 2013 at 4:59 pm

But that woman right there is NOT all that hot. Not even close.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:25 pm

Yep

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jimlewisowb June 28, 2013 at 7:32 pm

Don’t know about that

If you put your laptop on the kitchen table, face the screen toward the fridge, get down on your knees, crawl under the table, look between your legs at the screen’s reflection on the fridge she ain’t a bad looker, not bad at all

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Sailor June 29, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Are you getting picky in your old age?

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Boz Martin June 29, 2013 at 5:25 pm

I’ve always been picky as far as what I considered to be hot. As to the old question of “would I?” …
Yeah. I would.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:25 pm

Hmm :-k

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Boz Martin June 28, 2013 at 8:42 pm

Please note that Sic managed to get a pearl necklace reference into this one. Gotta give him props for that.

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Boz Martin June 28, 2013 at 4:58 pm

I’ve spoken to over a hundred tea party members in the past year, and not more than two or three of them have wanted to associate themselves in any way with Will. Will used to take pot shots at this group down here for a long time, I mean serious pot shots, but now they seem to be in with his buds in the Spartanburg tea party group, who in turn seem to be basically running the show for the MB group while they try to get their shit together. I criticized Will a bit for singing their tune, and since then he doesn’t reply to my messages. Oh well, we’ve been through this before. I like the guy, still think somebody like him is needed in this state. And my guess is if he wants to help Nancy and not be the greatest liability she has with SC voters, he has to lick tea party ass right now.

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Boz Martin June 28, 2013 at 4:59 pm

But that woman right there is NOT all that hot. Not even close.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:25 pm

Yep

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jimlewisowb June 28, 2013 at 7:32 pm

Do

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Sailor June 29, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Are you getting picky in your old age?

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Boz Martin June 29, 2013 at 5:25 pm

I’ve always been picky as far as what I considered to be hot. As to the old question of “would I?” …
Yeah. I would.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:25 pm

Hmm :-k

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Boz Martin June 28, 2013 at 8:42 pm

Please note that Sic managed to get a pearl necklace reference into this one. Gotta give him props for that.

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dwb619 June 28, 2013 at 5:06 pm

Is it true that the TEA Party passes out tin foil hats to prospective followers?

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:28 pm

Nope. Only to Conservatives.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 6:12 pm

Thank you for the thumbs up Guest Vote!

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dwb619 June 28, 2013 at 5:06 pm

Is it true that the TEA Party passes out tin foil hats to prospective followers?

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:28 pm

Nope. Only to Conservatives.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 6:12 pm

Thank you for the thumbs up Guest Vote!

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:23 pm

Wait Wait. “…conspiratorial MILFS….” I thought your thing was kicks?

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:52 pm

Now Frank, a man can have more than one fetish. My motto is, “Get your freak on however you like, but take no pics.” Especially now that the feds know what’s on your iPhone…

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:23 pm

Wait Wait. “…conspiratorial MILFS….” I thought your thing was kicks?

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:52 pm

Now Frank, a man can have more than one fetish. My motto is, “Get your freak on however you like, but take no pics.” Especially now that the feds know what’s on your iPhone…

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mph June 28, 2013 at 7:18 pm

I had a friend years ago that would put a mattress against his door and wear tinfoil on his head because he thought the neighbors were CIA operatives monitoring his every thought. This broad is on that level. Why the fuck would the Feds care about some goofy Tea Party twit in Laurens County, SC? What a nut.

Oh, and Foks, Jihad means a war against unbelievers. The IRS asking for extra paperwork and eventually giving everyone of these groups, and also liberal groups, their tax exempt status doesn’t sound like much of a war. Sounds like dumbass bureaucracy.

I’m trying to figure out the exact moment conspiracy mania mainstreamed in the Conservative movement. Waco? Ruby Ridge? Doesn’t matter. I think it’s adorable.

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beenthere June 28, 2013 at 9:28 pm

You sound like a mean person.

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bogart June 29, 2013 at 10:10 am

My thoughts exactly…only in her dreams does anyone care what she’s doing. Delussions of grandeur.

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Steve July 1, 2013 at 9:07 am

Being from Laurens, I can assure you that no one gives a F what goes on in that town, including the people who live in that town. Her next door neighbors probably wouldn’t monitor her cell phone if they could even if she was fucking the sheriff and getting abortions.

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mph June 28, 2013 at 7:18 pm

I had a friend years ago that would put a mattress against his door and wear tinfoil on his head because he thought the neighbors were CIA operatives monitoring his every thought. This broad is on that level. Why the fuck would the Feds care about some goofy Tea Party twit in Laurens County, SC? What a nut.

Oh, and Foks, Jihad means a war against unbelievers. The IRS asking for extra paperwork and eventually giving everyone of these groups, and also liberal groups, their tax exempt status doesn’t sound like much of a war. Sounds like dumbass bureaucracy.

I’m trying to figure out the exact moment conspiracy mania mainstreamed in the Conservative movement. Waco? Ruby Ridge? Doesn’t matter. I think it’s adorable.

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beenthere June 28, 2013 at 9:28 pm

You sound like a mean person.

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bogart June 29, 2013 at 10:10 am

My thoughts exactly…only in her dreams does anyone care what she’s doing. Delussions of grandeur.

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Steve July 1, 2013 at 9:07 am

Being from Laurens, I can assure you that no one gives a F what goes on in that town, including the people who live in that town. Her next door neighbors probably wouldn’t monitor her cell phone if they could even if she was fucking the sheriff and getting abortions.

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Howards Rock June 28, 2013 at 7:37 pm

I hope Jeff is tagging that.

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:51 pm

Now THAT shit would be a story.

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Howards Rock June 28, 2013 at 7:37 pm

I hope Jeff is tagging that.

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:51 pm

Now THAT shit would be a story.

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Joe socastee June 29, 2013 at 8:28 am

I am not a supporter of the TEA party though I do believe in their acronym, “taxed enough already” and limiting the expansion of government and associated bureaucracies. I think the TEA party is a good idea, though as long as they remain just a faction of the RHINO party they will continue to be ineffective. The RHINO’s like Haley, will kiss their behinds and pander to their concerns to garner their votes. In the end the same old pols go back to work and continue representing their special interests. The TEA party needs to become a “real” political party so they can get viable independent candidates on the ballot. Not just more RHINO’s in TEA cups.

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Simple Simon June 29, 2013 at 11:08 am

“I am not a supporter of the Tea Party…”

“I think the Tea Party is a good idea…”

If its a good” idea”,why dont you “support” it?

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Joe socastee June 29, 2013 at 8:28 am

I am not a supporter of the TEA party though I do believe in their acronym, “taxed enough already” and limiting the expansion of government and associated bureaucracies. I think the TEA party is a good idea, though as long as they remain just a faction of the RHINO party they will continue to be ineffective. The RHINO’s like Haley, will kiss their behinds and pander to their concerns to garner their votes. In the end the same old pols go back to work and continue representing their special interests. The TEA party needs to become a “real” political party so they can get viable independent candidates on the ballot. Not just more RHINO’s in TEA cups.

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Simple Simon June 29, 2013 at 11:08 am

“I am not a supporter of the Tea Party…”

“I think the Tea Party is a good idea…”

If its a good” idea”,why dont you “support” it?

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fred June 29, 2013 at 9:13 am

Please note that South Carolina’s most “astute” congressman, jeffy duncan, has weaseled in for a photo opt with this gal. Perhaps she was jeffy’s numero uno clumson cheerleader when jeffy “played football under Danny Ford at Clemson”!!! What a goof and redneck duncan is . Does really need that $175,000 a year job in congress so badly?? They do make a cute couple though? So TEA PARTY AND STUPID.

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fred June 29, 2013 at 9:13 am

Please note that South Carolina’s most “astute” congressman, jeffy duncan, has weaseled in for a photo opt with this gal. Perhaps she was jeffy’s numero uno clumson cheerleader when jeffy “played football under Danny Ford at Clemson”!!! What a goof and redneck duncan is . Does really need that $175,000 a year job in congress so badly?? They do make a cute couple though? So TEA PARTY AND STUPID.

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nitrat June 29, 2013 at 10:14 am

From Sinclair Lewis 1935 novel “It Can’t Happen Here”:
“But he saw too that in America the struggle was befogged by the fact that the worst Fascists were they who disowned the word ‘Fascism’ and preached enslavement to Capitalism under the style of Constitutional and Traditional Native American Liberty.”
We are at this point again and this ignorant fool in Laurens County is one of the fascists who pretend they are not fascists.

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SparkleCity June 30, 2013 at 8:24 am

Here Here!!!

A very astute post!!!

The whore that is facism is actively turning tricks and the ultra-right is the pimp.

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nitrat June 29, 2013 at 10:14 am

From Sinclair Lewis 1935 novel “It Can’t Happen Here”:
“But he saw too that in America the struggle was befogged by the fact that the worst Fascists were they who disowned the word ‘Fascism’ and preached enslavement to Capitalism under the style of Constitutional and Traditional Native American Liberty.”
We are at this point again and this ignorant fool in Laurens County is one of the fascists who pretend they are not fascists.

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SparkleCity June 30, 2013 at 8:24 am

Here Here!!!

A very astute post!!!

The whore that is facism is actively turning tricks and the ultra-right is the pimp.

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lawzoo June 29, 2013 at 10:59 am

Hmmmm, I’d monitor her ! I’ve monitored a lot worse.

It’s hell to wake up in the morning, hung over and look over and …….

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lawzoo June 29, 2013 at 10:59 am

Hmmmm, I’d monitor her ! I’ve monitored a lot worse.

It’s hell to wake up in the morning, hung over and look over and …….

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9" June 29, 2013 at 3:36 pm

look at her face;that guy just farted

‘lilac dress’ …..? kute

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9" June 29, 2013 at 3:36 pm

look at her face;that guy just farted

‘lilac dress’ …..? kute

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SparkleCity June 29, 2013 at 11:23 pm

“MILF”????

I wouldn’t go that far except to say that she appears way better looking than Karen Martin (the tatted – up stump of a woman who is the “Queen” of the Spartanburg TEA party and according to “BOZ” the De-Facto head of the entire TEA Party movement of South Carolina).

They are a force to be reckoned with in Spartanburg County and basically have a number of Spartanburg County Council by the “short-hairs” and in the case of Councilman Roger Nutt, shamefully kissing Ms. Martin’s ass every chance he gets.

Never underestimate these right-wing nuts to take over an entire county!!!!

They are super organized and count on the laziness of the populace to be asleep at the wheel while they shove their obnoxious overbearing asses in…

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SparkleCity June 29, 2013 at 11:23 pm

“MILF”????

I wouldn’t go that far except to say that she appears way better looking than Karen Martin (the tatted – up stump of a woman who is the “Queen” of the Spartanburg TEA party and according to “BOZ” the De-Facto head of the entire TEA Party movement of South Carolina).

They are a force to be reckoned with in Spartanburg County and basically have a number of Spartanburg County Council by the “short-hairs” and in the case of Councilman Roger Nutt, shamefully kissing Ms. Martin’s ass every chance he gets.

Never underestimate these right-wing nuts to take over an entire county!!!!

They are super organized and count on the laziness of the populace to be asleep at the wheel while they shove their obnoxious overbearing asses in…

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Comrade1917 June 30, 2013 at 11:23 am

yawn.

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Comrade1917 June 30, 2013 at 11:23 am

yawn.

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Jeffy01 June 30, 2013 at 9:49 pm

Milf…mom I’d like to forget? Porn is better. This is boring.

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Jeffy01 June 30, 2013 at 9:49 pm

Milf…mom I’d like to forget? Porn is better. This is boring.

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Hide well you losers July 9, 2013 at 8:28 am

Wow. We all know “Willie” to be a lying borderline pedo who sucks on big cigars so he can train his jaw muscles for his usual nightly trysts, but the rest of you limp noodle losers should stop asking irrelevant questions such as ” would you do her” and ask the relevant question, why would Dianne or any other non rubber woman lower themselves to even consider doing any of you. I would hate to meet the sorry excuses you all call mom if her best effort is represented by all of you.

Now just be good little losers and return to your jerk off fantasies all while believing any real and decent women would allow you near them.

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Hide well you losers July 9, 2013 at 8:28 am

Wow. We all know “Willie” to be a lying borderline pedo who sucks on big cigars so he can train his jaw muscles for his usual nightly trysts, but the rest of you limp noodle losers should stop asking irrelevant questions such as ” would you do her” and ask the relevant question, why would Dianne or any other non rubber woman lower themselves to even consider doing any of you. I would hate to meet the sorry excuses you all call mom if her best effort is represented by all of you.

Now just be good little losers and return to your jerk off fantasies all while believing any real and decent women would allow you near them.

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