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We weren’t aware they had television in North Dakota, but apparently it’s “must see.” Take the on-air debut of new KFYR TV-5 (NBC – Bismarck, N.D.) weekend anchor A.J. Clemente – who luanched his career in broadcast journalism with the words “Gay. Fucking. Shit.” No really … take a look…

We weren’t aware they had television in North Dakota, but apparently it’s “must see.”

Take the on-air debut of new KFYR TV-5 (NBC – Bismarck, N.D.) weekend anchor A.J. Clemente – who luanched his career in broadcast journalism with the words “Gay. Fucking. Shit.”

No really … take a look …

(Click to play)

Actually it’s not the “Gay. Fucking. Shit.” that this station’s management ought to be worried about, it’s the bumbling, fumbling response Clemente provided when he was asked to tell the audience a little bit about himself (you know … aside from the self-evident fact he a bit of a potty mouth).

“I’m used to, um … you know … from being from the in East Coast,” Clemente responded.

Yikes … no wonder this guy wound up in North Dakota. Anchoring the weekend news.

Anyway Clemente was promptly suspended following his on-air debut, while the station’s news director apologized for the incident – which was reportedly seen by as many as five people initially.

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34 comments

jimbo April 22, 2013 at 8:53 am

You can take the anchorman out of West Virginia, but you can’t take…hell, you know the rest.
I would pay money to see this guy interview Miss Teen South Carolina.

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jimbo April 22, 2013 at 8:53 am

You can take the anchorman out of West Virginia, but you can’t take…hell, you know the rest.
I would pay money to see this guy interview Miss Teen South Carolina.

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jurisdoc April 22, 2013 at 9:02 am

That is some gay fucking shit.

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jurisdoc April 22, 2013 at 9:02 am

That is some gay fucking shit.

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9" April 22, 2013 at 9:22 am

i like it.almost as good as public access tv.the chick’s obviously a veteran anchor

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9" April 22, 2013 at 9:22 am

i like it.almost as good as public access tv.the chick’s obviously a veteran anchor

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jimlewisowb April 22, 2013 at 9:23 am

Sounds like Sanford has a candidate to be his Washington Media Specialist

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jimlewisowb April 22, 2013 at 9:23 am

Sounds like Sanford has a candidate to be his Washington Media Specialist

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Smirks April 22, 2013 at 9:34 am

Fuck it, he did it live.

But seriously, what was “gay fucking shit?” Were they talking about something before going live? What was it? Dammit, my curiosity is piqued.

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Pete Rose April 22, 2013 at 10:59 am

Definitely unprepared. Although he read from the teleprompter and not from the sheet he looked at, it makes me wonder if someone set him up for a practical joke.

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Right April 22, 2013 at 11:12 am

It looked like he was reading a story he was supposed to discuss on air before he said it. Hmmm….

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Smirks April 22, 2013 at 9:34 am

Fuck it, he did it live.

But seriously, what was “gay fucking shit?” Were they talking about something before going live? What was it? Dammit, my curiosity is piqued.

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Pete Rose April 22, 2013 at 10:59 am

Definitely unprepared. Although he read from the teleprompter and not from the sheet he looked at, it makes me wonder if someone set him up for a practical joke.

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Right April 22, 2013 at 11:12 am

It looked like he was reading a story he was supposed to discuss on air before he said it. Hmmm….

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Pete Rose April 22, 2013 at 10:44 am

Next stop – announcing T-Ball games

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Pete Rose April 22, 2013 at 10:44 am

Next stop – announcing T-Ball games

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CorruptionInColumbia April 22, 2013 at 11:04 am

LMAO!!!!!! This was great!!!!!! Thank Fits! I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks!!!!

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Tony the Tiger April 22, 2013 at 11:27 am

Me, too. Please find more gaffs and put them here each Monday! This was GREEEEEAAAAAAT!

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CorruptionInColumbia April 22, 2013 at 11:04 am

LMAO!!!!!! This was great!!!!!! Thank Fits! I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks!!!!

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Tony the Tiger April 22, 2013 at 11:27 am

Me, too. Please find more gaffs and put them here each Monday! This was GREEEEEAAAAAAT!

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Splunge April 22, 2013 at 12:09 pm

So much for his big-city career. Wonder what he’ll do now.

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Splunge April 22, 2013 at 12:09 pm

So much for his big-city career. Wonder what he’ll do now.

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Splunge April 22, 2013 at 12:10 pm

I think he had just realized he’s in Bismarck.

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Splunge April 22, 2013 at 12:10 pm

I think he had just realized he’s in Bismarck.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein April 22, 2013 at 12:38 pm

Brings back memories from the ’80s when Annette Estes of the Greenville/Spartanburg NBC affiliate, IIRC, introduced longtime weatherman Charlie Gertz with something along the lines of …..” What’s up with this heat, Charlie? It’s too hot to fuck….”

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TontoBubbaGoldstein April 22, 2013 at 12:38 pm

Brings back memories from the ’80s when Annette Estes of the Greenville/Spartanburg NBC affiliate, IIRC, introduced longtime weatherman Charlie Gertz with something along the lines of …..” What’s up with this heat, Charlie? It’s too hot to fuck….”

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TontoBubbaGoldstein April 22, 2013 at 12:43 pm

She’s kinda hawt….

He comes across as to stupid to be a news anchor…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein April 22, 2013 at 12:43 pm

She’s kinda hawt….

He comes across as too stupid to be a news anchor…

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? April 22, 2013 at 2:54 pm

lol….when I see the definition of “awkward” this is the picture I now get in my head.

I detect a slight “ghetto lisp” in his dialogue anyway, so he wasn’t going much farther. It’s best he moves on to something he’s good at, like stand up.

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? April 22, 2013 at 2:54 pm

lol….when I see the definition of “awkward” this is the picture I now get in my head.

I detect a slight “ghetto lisp” in his dialogue anyway, so he wasn’t going much farther. It’s best he moves on to something he’s good at, like stand up.

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Squishy123 April 22, 2013 at 10:25 pm

Not that much different than the Jr. High Reporters WIS hires. That dipshit sports reporter is about as annoying as they come. Then they hired the blonde with the triangle shaped head. If it wasn’t for Dawnde, who fucked every married doctor in town, the station wouldn’t be worth watching.

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? April 22, 2013 at 11:05 pm

“Plank” is a perfect name for her, no?

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Squishy123 April 22, 2013 at 10:25 pm

Not that much different than the Jr. High Reporters WIS hires. That dipshit sports reporter is about as annoying as they come. Then they hired the blonde with the triangle shaped head. If it wasn’t for Dawnde, who fucked every married doctor in town, the station wouldn’t be worth watching.

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? April 22, 2013 at 11:05 pm

“Plank” is a perfect name for her, no?

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