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Tiger Woods And Lindsey Vonn: Awkward

Golfer Tiger Woods and skier Lindsey Vonn are a couple … at least that’s what a stuffy public announcement and four equally awkward publicity photos suggest. “This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral,” Woods wrote on his Facebook page. “Something…

Golfer Tiger Woods and skier Lindsey Vonn are a couple … at least that’s what a stuffy public announcement and four equally awkward publicity photos suggest.

“This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral,” Woods wrote on his Facebook page. “Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.”

Ummmm … okay.

And for the record, isn’t that Malin Akerman? Hmmmm …

Accompanying Woods’ announcement were these four pics … which give off all the warmth and authenticity of the strategically positioned Nike and Under Armour logos.

Look, we wish Woods the best. We’re glad he’s getting his stroke back (get it?) and while Vonn is no Elin Nordegren (the woman Woods cheated on repeatedly with these sluts), we sincerely hope the two are happy together …

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24 comments

southmauldin March 19, 2013 at 1:28 pm

This may send Big T over the top.

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southmauldin March 19, 2013 at 1:28 pm

This may send Big T over the top.

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OJMemories March 19, 2013 at 1:33 pm

What a waste!!!!!

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OJMemories March 19, 2013 at 1:33 pm

What a waste!!!!!

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Sailor March 19, 2013 at 2:34 pm

I hope she had him checked for STD’s!

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Sailor March 19, 2013 at 2:34 pm

I hope she had him checked for STD’s!

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Platinum March 19, 2013 at 8:32 pm

Welcome to yesterday’s news, Vonn…. now, you are a nothing.

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Platinum March 19, 2013 at 8:32 pm

Welcome to yesterday’s news, Vonn…. now, you are a nothing.

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Shitfor Brains March 20, 2013 at 12:20 am

Honk that bobo!

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Shitfor Brains March 20, 2013 at 12:20 am

Honk that bobo!

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ELCID March 20, 2013 at 8:30 pm

To Mr. Woods:

“They Never Learn.” Spanky McFarlin, Our Gang 1936

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ELCID March 20, 2013 at 8:30 pm

To Mr. Woods:

“They Never Learn.” Spanky McFarlin, Our Gang 1936

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Johnny Stalker Blue March 22, 2013 at 7:17 am

I thinks they makes a great couple!

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Johnny Stalker Blue March 22, 2013 at 7:17 am

I thinks they makes a great couple!

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Daniela2000 March 23, 2013 at 2:26 pm

Don’t make me sick! Why can’t he date a black girl.

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Daniela2000 March 23, 2013 at 2:26 pm

Don’t make me sick! Why can’t he date a black girl.

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ViscousPop March 24, 2013 at 3:55 am

Another dumb woman latches on to… nothing. Ugh.

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ViscousPop March 24, 2013 at 3:55 am

Another dumb woman latches on to… nothing. Ugh.

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Crooner March 26, 2013 at 4:46 pm

No, she’s no Elin Nordegren. She’s strange.

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Crooner March 26, 2013 at 4:46 pm

No, she’s no Elin Nordegren. She’s strange.

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censorshipstinks March 29, 2013 at 7:58 pm

What so wrong about it. Tigers like white pussy…….

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censorshipstinks March 29, 2013 at 7:58 pm

What so wrong about it. Tigers like white pussy…….

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censorshipstinks March 29, 2013 at 9:49 pm

So he like white P U S S Y……..don’t we all????

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censorshipstinks March 29, 2013 at 9:49 pm

So he like white P U S S Y……..don’t we all????

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