Golfer Tiger Woods and skier Lindsey Vonn are a couple … at least that’s what a stuffy public announcement and four equally awkward publicity photos suggest.
“This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral,” Woods wrote on his Facebook page. “Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.”
Ummmm … okay.
And for the record, isn’t that Malin Akerman? Hmmmm …
Accompanying Woods’ announcement were these four pics … which give off all the warmth and authenticity of the strategically positioned Nike and Under Armour logos.
Look, we wish Woods the best. We’re glad he’s getting his stroke back (get it?) and while Vonn is no Elin Nordegren (the woman Woods cheated on repeatedly with these sluts), we sincerely hope the two are happy together …
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