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Marcus Lattimore Shakes It Like A Polaroid Picture

WHAT’S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? ICE COLD … So here’s future NFL draft pick (and former University of South Carolina superstar) Marcus Lattimore like you’ve never seen him before. Somebody call Outkast’s Andre Ice Cold 3000, right? And no … that’s not a wig. That’s Lattimore’s natural hair – which…

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WHAT’S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? ICE COLD …

So here’s future NFL draft pick (and former University of South Carolina superstar) Marcus Lattimore like you’ve never seen him before.

Somebody call Outkast’s Andre Ice Cold 3000, right?

And no … that’s not a wig. That’s Lattimore’s natural hair – which is usually braided in his signature corn rows.

USC’s career scoring leader, Lattimore’s career nearly came to a horrific end last year when he suffered a downright gruesome injury to his right knee in a game against the Tennessee Volunteers. Fortunately Lattimore’s injury wasn’t as bad as it looked (we still refuse to watch the replays), and he underwent successful surgery last November to repair several damaged ligaments.

The 6-foot-1, 218-pound Duncan, S.C. native amassed 2,677 rushing yards, 767 receiving yards and 41 touchdowns in just 28 games at South Carolina – helping turn the Gamecocks into one of the nation’s elite programs in the process.

Last month Lattimore announced his intention to forego his final year of eligibility and enter the 2013 NFL draft, knowing he will likely have to sit out the coming football season.

UPDATE: If you’re wondering where our headline (and subhead) come from, here you go …

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19 comments

jurisdoc January 17, 2013 at 4:44 pm

Put it back in rows or shave it off! Marcus is a fine kid, and this is one Clemson fan who hopes he makes it big time in the NFL. But, that hairdo looks like it came from a bad 1980’s pop video.

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Not a word January 17, 2013 at 5:26 pm

Elite? Is this now a comedic website?

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marcusplaynomore January 17, 2013 at 8:04 pm

can he do that w/his pubes,too

go emory

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BigT January 18, 2013 at 6:28 am

On sports: FITS is turning into the facsimile a sophmoric Blog that offers the Schedule, or some simple-assinine pick that is so informative it gives the SC-ECU game winner for you…

That said: when FITS does try to offer any insight, beyound the obvious, his true sentiment sneaks out, and he exposed him the dull, flat-thinking cliche, no-talent he is…

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Freehawk January 18, 2013 at 6:56 am

This Carolina grad is jealous of any man with hair. #GoGamecocks

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Bosoxmug January 18, 2013 at 9:26 am

one of the greatest videos EVER!! Hilarious!!!

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scsince60 January 18, 2013 at 3:17 pm

It may be his unbraided hair, but it ain’t his natural hair, by a long shot.

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scsince60 January 18, 2013 at 3:19 pm

Unless he is really from New Delhi instead of Duncan, SC.

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BradWarthenSucks January 18, 2013 at 7:02 pm

A few more years and it’ll start looking like Gene Simmon’s hair… or a wad of 0000 steel wool sitting on top of his head.

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scsince60 January 18, 2013 at 11:03 pm

Wonder why white people don’t spend hundreds a month to kink their hair? It would make sense. Black is beautiful, right? Instead, Obama’s wife’s hairdo resembles 1960’s Doris Day. Isn’t that sort of weird? I don’t get it.

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Judy Chop, Casual Hero January 18, 2013 at 9:52 pm

Will Folks says: “…when he suffered a downright gruesome injury…”

You get out much? What’s gruesome? You probably puke when you change the cat’s litter box.

I saw a bunch of 4th graders playing dodge ball at A.C. More Elementary and 15 kids piled up on each other and I heard a snap. A child’s arm was bent backwards with the bone sticking out. Now that is fairly gruesome.

Didn’t see nothing like that at the USC game. Save the “gruesome” when you cover a story about claymore mines.

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GoreGoreGirl January 18, 2013 at 11:24 pm

And that was the first bone you’ve humped in years…

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"amateur" athletics=pure profit January 20, 2013 at 5:35 am

like all cocksucking media whores, womanbeater will needs to use these articles about “amateur” athletes to boost his hit count and make money. these lowlife media parasites can’t produce ANYTHING of real value, so they hop on the coattails of pop stars, porn stars, politicians, freaks, and of course, “amateur” athletes. you’ll also notice this admitted womanbeating, drug addict is among the vanguard of the uber-zealous defenders of the SLAVE SYSTEM of major college athletics. i’ve never once heard this FAKE “fiscal” conservatard claim that college athletes who produce tens of millions of dollars in annual profits for individual “amateur” collegiate atletic programs deserve a significant share of the wealth they produce. nor have i ever heard the fat slob condemn the collusion between ncaa and nfl as TOTALLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL- by forcing LEGAL adults into a 3-year system of indentured servitude AKA SLAVERY, which is massively profitable not only for the “schools”, but even more so for slave-profiteers like espn, cbs, and all their corporate sponsors. the proof is that the cocksucking, womanbeating, drug shooting/snorting “founding editor” feeds off the crumbs of these “amateur” athletes, without EVER mentioning the financial boon they produce, nor mentioning the fact that they go COMPLETELY UNCOMPENSATED, nor mentioning the utter hypocrisy and total unethical and UNCONSTITUTIONAL nature of the entire enterprise. (But when his controlling agents from DC and NYC tell him to sell their talking points and agendas he complies faster than he could snort a line or shoot up. LOL!)

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take out the tampon January 20, 2013 at 8:48 am

Get some mydol and save that kind of Bullshit TALK for something else. I can honestly SAY that everyone that just read your garbage is NOW dumber for being subjected to it. comparing College football to slavery. You truely are now the biggest dumbass to ever roam this board and with some of the people in here that is saying ALOT

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what are you smoking? January 20, 2013 at 7:58 pm

UNCOMPENSATED? SLAVERY?

You are too stupid to know that right out of the gun your point is invalid. A. for being uncompensated they are given a scholarship to a University.

Cost at USC
Tuition and Technology Fee
$10,488 in-state (resident)
$27,644 out-of-state (nonresident)
Housing: traditional, suite $5,702 (resident/nonresident)
Meals: 10–21 meal plan $2,835 (resident/nonresident)
Books: $989.00

Potential worth of of state over 1/4 of a Million dollars. Also you have the opportunity to a degree in case you don’t actually make it to the next level you know like the 4th string DB that never plays but still gets the free ride. There are a lot of smarter students coming out of high school that don’t get to go to College because they can’t afford it, yet a non-starter gets to take their place enrolled at the school.

B. Slavery? They don’t have to play college. They can sit out and in 3 years after high school try out. They have the same chance don’t they? Nothing is stopping them from doing that. Oh yeah but players won’t make a bigger name for themselves to make that $50 million bonus if they don’t play and show they are worth it, but they still don’t have to play.

C. Kind of just proved you to be an idiot didn’t I? I agree with the guy above, you are the dumbest person ever on this blog. GO AWAY IDIOT.

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GJHUTCH February 13, 2013 at 10:36 pm

What happened to his tension rods?

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GJHUTCH February 13, 2013 at 9:36 pm

What happened to his tension rods?

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JLS August 6, 2013 at 2:18 pm

What an idiot circus! Enjoy yourselves!

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JLS August 6, 2013 at 2:18 pm

What an idiot circus! Enjoy yourselves!

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