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SC-1: Fat Boy Is In

CHIP LIMEHOUSE WILL WADDLE … ERRR, RUN FOR THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS S.C. Rep. Chip Limehouse (RINO-Charleston) made it official this week … all eleventy kabillion pounds of him are running for the U.S. Congress. The liberal henchman of left-leaning S.C. Speaker Bobby Harrell (RINO-Charleston) will seek the first congressional…

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CHIP LIMEHOUSE WILL WADDLE … ERRR, RUN FOR THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS

S.C. Rep. Chip Limehouse (RINO-Charleston) made it official this week … all eleventy kabillion pounds of him are running for the U.S. Congress.

The liberal henchman of left-leaning S.C. Speaker Bobby Harrell (RINO-Charleston) will seek the first congressional district seat vacated earlier this year by new U.S. Senator Tim Scott – immediately staking out the far left fiscal flank of what is expected to be a crowded field. One of Harrell’s top lieutenants in the S.C. House of Representatives, Limehouse has been a driving force behind the recent explosion of spending in state government – particularly the rash of totally unnecessary higher ed spending. And when he’s not wasting money, Limehouse is Harrell’s go-to guy when it comes to covering up scandals …

He’s also all about self-interest … one of those lawmakers who routinely uses his influence to game the system in a manner that benefits him financially.

Limehouse’s weighty bid did not begin on a high note. Speaking to a group of Republicans in Hilton Head, S.C., he was grilled on his fiscal record – at which point he had the audacity to say that he didn’t want to talk about his record in Columbia but rather wanted to focus exclusively on his congressional bid.

Needless to say, that response went over about as well as a fart in church …

In fact Limehouse’s “I’m not here to talk about my state legislative record” may have even been captured on video.

Limehouse is the absolute worst possible candidate for this seat. Not only is he a fiscal liberal, he’s an insufferable asshole – an arrogant buffoon who owes everything he has in life to being a “Limehouse from Charleston” (and everything he has in politics to being Bobby Harrell’s errand boy).

First district voters simply cannot permit such an unprincipled, self-serving status quo politician to be their representative … in fact they should vote his fat ass out of the S.C. State House the next chance they get.

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39 comments

Dice Man January 7, 2013 at 4:16 pm

Let’s hope Chip doesn’t “flounder” around…..

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JimmyJohn January 7, 2013 at 7:17 pm

His cousin Todd is a real POS too; must run in the family! He runs around in his pink pants and bow tie sucking whatever is necessary to get a leg up! Proud to be a Joe and Alan Wilson “family friend” wink wink!

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Tammy January 7, 2013 at 8:54 pm

Joe Wilson is another insufferable asshole. Even Two Ton Chip doesn’t come close in the asshole factor.

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Danny F January 7, 2013 at 8:57 pm

He sucks like the Wilson’s do. Limp wrist Joe and bald eagle Alan the two slugs all drool over this fat turd..

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TP January 11, 2013 at 2:39 am

Jimmy John, do you have proof that Todd sucks dick?

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Dice Man January 7, 2013 at 4:16 pm

And all we need now is a singing fat lady……

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PalmettoPulse January 7, 2013 at 4:21 pm

Wow Sic Willie….tell me how you really feel….lol!!!!

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MARION OLIVER January 7, 2013 at 4:25 pm

Do you REALLY have a bodygurad????

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poppa tom January 8, 2013 at 12:43 pm

if you don’t you might want to think about it…this is SC remember??

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MountP January 7, 2013 at 4:29 pm

Any more John Kuhn updates? FITS, can you make a sidebar on your site that is strictly dedicated to John Kuhn and his zany antics?

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Mike Traynor January 7, 2013 at 4:31 pm

FITS is right. This guy is a mental midget with an ego the size of Montana. Spend 5 minutes with him and you will see that his name is all he has.

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Jeralyn January 7, 2013 at 5:44 pm

Isn’t he friends with the Sanford’s? I’m almost sure they’re the ones that helped him win his seat some years back.

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junior justice January 7, 2013 at 4:34 pm

Gee, Fits, weren’t you being too harsh?

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Wheeler Hill January 7, 2013 at 4:36 pm

Sic… coming from a Nikki eater I don’t think I would let someones physical appearance get me all riled up.

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Pukin' January 7, 2013 at 5:02 pm

Maybe he was only trying to ‘curry’ flavor -er- favor…

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shifty henry January 7, 2013 at 5:57 pm

….. I love curry

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Crooner January 7, 2013 at 4:38 pm

Seems all of these small gummint Republicans want a chance at what is often a lifetime appointment on the Federal dime with outstanding benefits including a full pension after six years of service. So they can go up there and cut spending (just not on them).

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Say What? January 7, 2013 at 4:45 pm

Will:
Please explain to me how Chip is behind higher spending by higher education. Higher education has taken a fifty percent cut over the last six years? Anything they are spending over and above that they are raising themselves from non-state funds. Is that what you want? I really don’ t see how you have a dog in that fight?

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chadboy January 7, 2013 at 5:02 pm

Didn’t his dad fail at running for this same seat? Chocolate Chip is doomed to fail as well.

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Bluto January 7, 2013 at 5:05 pm

Chip — a career underachiever — worships the Animal House culture.

Good Chip took seven years to complete The Citadel (the max).

He’s one of our own, loves food especially.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZN4r8p6KbU

“Wonderful World” by Sam Cooke:

Don’t know much about history
Don’t know much biology
Don’t know much about a science book
Don’t know much about the french I took

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me too
What a wonderful world this would be

Don’t know much about geography
Don’t know much trigonometry
Don’t know much about algebra
Don’t know what a slide rule is for

But I do know that one and one is two
And if this one could be with you
What a wonderful world this would be

Now I don’t claim to be an “A” student
But I’m trying to be
So maybe by being an “A” student baby
I can win your love for me

Don’t know much about history
Don’t know much biology
Don’t know much about a science book
Don’t know much about the french I took

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me too
What a wonderful world this would be

La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(History)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Biology)
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Science book)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(French I took)

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me too
What a wonderful world this would be

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Willie Shoemaker January 7, 2013 at 5:13 pm

I pity the poor horses that have to carry him around the polo field.

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? January 7, 2013 at 5:47 pm

It looks like he’s put on a bit of weight since the polo pictures, so their plight has become worse.

Someone call PETA next time he mounts one.

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poppa tom January 8, 2013 at 12:45 pm

their called clydesdales.

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yes January 7, 2013 at 5:36 pm

if you look close…you might just see a face inside that marshmallow.

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jimlewis,owb January 7, 2013 at 5:46 pm

Chip’s incident of evading the question was not his most questionable intellectual moment while down at Beaufort.

On the way home he stopped at a local oyster bar and had supper.

When he stepped up to the counter to pay, the cashier rang up his bill and told him “strip down, facing me”.

Given his earlier experience and since he needs every vote, Chip was not about to disappoint any more voters. So he did exactly as the cashier requested.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, it was determined that 3 ladies in the immediate area had fainted, an elderly lady was in the process of taking her clothes off, a queer got so excited he had a heart attack, the fish in the large tank behind the bar had all floated up to the top and the bar owner’s dog was last seen swimming across Calibogue Sound.

The Deputies who responded to the call politely asked Chip to put his clothes back on and also informed him he still had to swipe his card credit to pay for his meal like the cashier had requested earlier.

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shifty henry January 7, 2013 at 6:02 pm

….. HAW-HAW-HAW! That’s going to be a classic!

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Bonhoeffer January 7, 2013 at 6:22 pm

Now that’s funny! Maybe you and “Big T” could team up as a comedy team and tour the state. He could be your straight man.

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BoomBoom January 7, 2013 at 6:44 pm

Ever seen Chip around a basket of fresh hot hush puppies? He’ll eat all of ’em and ask the waiter for more, and more, and more…

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shifty henry January 7, 2013 at 6:16 pm

….. which reminds me-

Two nuns decided to take a vacation together. Being unofficial church business, of course, they wore regular dresses.

All went well until they were driving through a small community. Suddenly a naked man ran into the street and threw himself across the windshield. The two nuns were shocked!

The nun driving leaned on the horn and blasted away, but the naked man held on. Then she turned on the windshield wipers, and watched his face get slapped-slapped-slap. The naked man held on.

Finally, the nun driving turned to her friend and said, “He doesn’t know we’re nuns but if he knows, he may leave us alone. Show him your cross”.

The other nun put her head out the window and yelled, “GET OFF OF THIS CAR, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!”

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Moofy January 7, 2013 at 6:56 pm

My vote for be for Boz or P. Gable

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McDonalds - Spring St. January 7, 2013 at 7:38 pm

we luv Chip. he come regular, get the 20-count creamy ranch chicken mcnuggit, 4-5 time a week for snack and he like mcrib – 3 for lunch. we think he go to dunkin donut for breakfast. very good customer

— kibwe, latish, reuben & speed-o

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Sarah Palin Forever! January 7, 2013 at 9:13 pm

I agree that Limehouse is a buffoon,however,he isn’t any worse than Larry Grooms.They are both dumb as Hell!

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FreeBird January 7, 2013 at 9:46 pm

Will Fogle endorse him? He’ll have to answer on that one.

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Jakie January 7, 2013 at 9:54 pm

He ain’t that fat, Will.

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MD January 7, 2013 at 11:37 pm

Lay off the man, he has a glandular problem and hears tubas in his head-he doesn’t need any more pressure.

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Willie Shoemaker January 8, 2013 at 9:45 am

Charleston polo is a joke. The treatment of the ponies is sad and close to inhumane. People may laugh, but this is a real problem. They are unfit, poorly cared for, and generally pieces of shit. Just got back from West Palm and they know polo down there. Give it up, Chipper.

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jeffy01 January 8, 2013 at 11:47 am

willie…you are right. We are laughing.

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No Chance For The Fat Punk Ass January 15, 2014 at 1:48 am

He will slit his own throat. Everybody in SC that does not know already, is learning that he is a douche bag.

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dsmith January 17, 2014 at 6:07 am

Several months ago I was introduced to Limehouse and we shook hands, it all lasted about two seconds. My initial impression was that I was shaking a bear’s paw and that he was not a gifted politician, not that SC is home of gifted politicians.

I don’t think he would be an asset to our national effort of creating jobs and stop getting involved in needless trillion dollar wars.

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