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“IT’S A NICE DAY FOR A … WHITE WEDDING” South Carolina’s most famous (and notorious) diva has decided to tie the knot, sources tell FITS … in fact she’s already posed for pictures in her stunning white lace wedding dress. Kidding, people … the talented and lovely Kathryn Dennis is NOT…

“IT’S A NICE DAY FOR A … WHITE WEDDING”

South Carolina’s most famous (and notorious) diva has decided to tie the knot, sources tell FITS … in fact she’s already posed for pictures in her stunning white lace wedding dress.

Kidding, people … the talented and lovely Kathryn Dennis is NOT getting hitched.  At least not anytime soon (something every eligible Palmetto State bachelor just added to his “things I’m thankful for this Thanksgiving” list).

These pics are from a recent “Romantic Countryside Wedding” shoot featuring the 21-year-old redheaded model – whose pedigree, political activism and widely watched extracurriculars have made her one of South Carolina’s most talked about personalities.

Dennis’ shoot was the brainchild of Jessica Parks Rourke, a wedding stylist and event planner based in Columbia, S.C.  Moore Photography did the pictures while Fern Studio provided the lovely floral arrangements.

Enjoy!

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Young surgeon holding a scalpel. Ready for operation.

Pics: Moore Photography

UPDATE: If you’re wondering where the title for this post comes from, educate thyself …

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104 comments

shifty henry November 21, 2012 at 1:18 pm

OH, YES-YES-YES…………..

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shifty henry November 21, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Formal wedding – redneck style – “WHITE SHOTGUN”

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TCRanger November 21, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Your website. Your rules. But these type of postings are really boring. Is there some type of cash payment involved?

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What about November 21, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Yes there is financial motivation. This website is partnered with a firm that is pushing the laughable idea of doing a reality show featuring this train wreck. While watching a young attractive woman fall apart in drunken sluttiness is always a hit…there is no political angle and there is no connection to anyone in any position of power associated with it.

This is why we keep hearing about this person. There is no news of her actually being a part of anything important, holding an important position or doing anything of importance.

Claim to fame? interning at the Statehouse and banging a Democratic House Member.

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Judy Chop November 22, 2012 at 11:05 am

Mr/Mrs What About. You are spot on. Will Folks has an obsession with the tawdry and gets the full support of his wife to peddle this bull shit.

Will Folks writes: “… featuring the 21-year-old redheaded model – whose pedigree, political activism and widely watched extracurriculars have made her one of South Carolina’s most talked about personalities.” This statement is press copy/ad agency hawking 101.

This chic is SC’s own Lindsay Lohan and Sic is doing a mighty fine job of pimping her. This site never met a skank it didn’t like. Pathetic.

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Rube Goldberg December 10, 2012 at 7:15 am

Yep, boring.

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jimlewis,owb November 21, 2012 at 1:31 pm

the talented ………Kathryn Dennis

Pray tell what is her talent other than waking up with Woody?

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scnative November 21, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Beautiful photos! Every mother-of-the-bride-to-be in SC is dying for the name of the photographer and the florist!!! Why not give them credit also?

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Original Good Ole Boy November 21, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Boring, melodramatic shots if you ask me.

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Thomas November 21, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Either a) this girl is paying you for these stories or b) you’re fucking her. That’s the only explanation for stories like this.

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Original Good Ole Boy November 21, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Or (c) he fantasizes about fucking her.

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captain November 21, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Why does FITS keep writing about her??? The article says she’s “SCs most famous, and notorious, diva” ?? What? How is she remotely famous? “One of SCs most talked about personalities”???? Are you kidding me? No one knows who she is.

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scsince60 November 21, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I agree. Nobody I know has ever heard of her. She is apparently really low class in every way.

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scsince60 November 21, 2012 at 3:06 pm

“pedigree”? Does that mean being related to some old crook SC politician, who again, nobody cares about.

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Original Good Ole Boy November 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

The only people who know anything about her are the people that read this blog — and what we know about her isn’t good (dating Thad’s apple, for starters). She is like the Kim Kardashian of this website. I don’t get it. Will must have some strange fetish crush on her that makes him keep promoting and pushing her on a very non-receptive audience.

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DogVomit November 21, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Seriously. Even if you Google her name it’s just pages of links pointing back to this site.

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JustSayin November 21, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Commenting that she’s “no one” makes her someone. Congrats, you’re making her a bigger “star” than you claim she isn’t. Infamous might be a better word for her, but she has people talking.

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9" November 21, 2012 at 3:00 pm

But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

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Shitfor Brains November 21, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I’d like to bend her over and load her up like a shotgun

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BigT November 21, 2012 at 4:06 pm

The only difference between this Skank and Honey Boo-Boo…Honey Boo-Boo has substance, and is more interesting.

FITS, you have, maybe, a couple of positive attributes, but Shilling for the Repulsive (no matter why you’re doing it) will Completely over-ride the one or two things you have in your favor…

Trying to peddle the Stupidity you are peddling w/ this….is like trying to raise the dead…

And you ain’t Obama…

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Bonhoeffer November 21, 2012 at 4:21 pm

“One of South Carolina most talked personalities?” That would be when FITS and her close friends and relatives got together.

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laughing@you November 21, 2012 at 8:58 pm

And you, since you involve yourself in commentary on her.

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BigT November 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Clue: Wanting to be elegant, beautiful and desirable…does not make one so….

In fact: It has the opposite effect.

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BigT November 22, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Did you mention that all have EVER “HIT” to date is: A bearded toothless hag…and you had to pay for that…

You likely ain’t had IT since IT had you….

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BradWarthenSucks November 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm

a non-photogenic diva, only in SC. All she’s missing is one of those cigarettes she’s often seen holding in Fits special file of unattractive women of SC.

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Tank McNamara November 21, 2012 at 4:41 pm

everyone here is trashing her but i’d hit it.

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Inletman November 21, 2012 at 5:04 pm

So would I Tank but I’d have to look at her ID to make sure she is of age. Chick looks young to me.

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Judy Chop November 22, 2012 at 11:13 am

I’d hit it, too. Hopefully I’d could finish up before the ash tray mouth kicked in. She’s not to athletic — kinda flabby, so you couldn’t do any wild yoga sex with her. Most heavy smokers and drinkers, like her, start to sweat out the previous night’s residue after about 10 mins. Hopefully you would be a near a pool to douse off in. (lots of chlorine)

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Little Miss Bamberg November 21, 2012 at 5:19 pm

I’m the Diva around here, not this bitch.

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JustSayin November 21, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Honey, you’re from Bamberg. That says it all.

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JustSayin November 21, 2012 at 7:29 pm

NOTORIOUS K.C.D. not B.I.G. WHAT WHAT

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BradWarthenSucks November 21, 2012 at 8:35 pm

She is to diva what Danny Frazier is to ethical.

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actuallyYOUsuck November 21, 2012 at 8:55 pm

& you are what nothing is compared to…well..nothing.

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S&S November 21, 2012 at 8:43 pm

We know from past posts that she’s got nice chubby tits sprinkled all round with freckles. We need pics of her ass tho. Wedding pictures are boring.

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S&M November 21, 2012 at 8:47 pm

So are you, child.

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sonnysboy November 21, 2012 at 9:45 pm

makes you wonder how much other coverage of “news” on this website is bought and paid for? FITS, your credibility takes a massive hit when you try and pull such obvious BS

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MajorC November 22, 2012 at 11:17 am

*DITTO*

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Kathryn Calhoun Dennis November 21, 2012 at 10:26 pm

I have paid for ZERO coverage on FITSnews.

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Kathryn Calhoun Dennis November 21, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Or been paid for coverage.

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Soph November 22, 2012 at 12:27 am

Her grandfather was Rembert Dennis, a crooked politician from Berkeley County. This makes her famous, beautiful, one-of-a-kind, better-than-you, worth-watching, and more famous. A building in Columbia is named after the grandfather, and has a brass statue of the grandfather. This makes her special. Her “Go screw yourself?” look makes her special too.

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Mr. Dixie November 22, 2012 at 6:28 am

I think she is very pretty and I enjoy seeing her pictures. Why doesn’t she smile, is there something wrong with her teeth ?

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Rex in Lex November 22, 2012 at 11:34 am

she’s better than thou

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The Erection Set November 22, 2012 at 11:30 am

Somehow I see Will Folks sitting at a cheap desk from Staples in a baggy pair of pajama bottoms with a baseball hat on backwards, thug style, typing away in his man cave. He types with one hand the other always holding his junk.

He is surrounded by plastic file buckets and stacks of old magazines. His creative genius is measured by his own yardstick. And it just gets better everyday. Like the late Micky Spillane said the best writing is when you type with a hard on. And you got to give the Devil his due. Sic’s wife says her hubby is harder than Chinese arithmetic when he be looking at his skanks!

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Rex in Lex November 22, 2012 at 11:36 am

absolutely hilarious – LMAO – thx !!!

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 5:17 pm

For the love of biscuits, Will, what is the damned attraction here?

She OK, nothing to get all worked up about. So she’s got a once big deal family. So she’s in a college Republican club. So she got boned by Thad. What the hell else is that there that’s not obvious after we’ve eliminated all the bullshit hype about her?

There are 20 hotter models per square mile in Myrtle Beach. Ask Thad, he’s advising many of them on their first boob jobs. She certainly doesn’t seem to have much in the way of intelligence or common sense. And again, she’s just average.

Between the duds you keep putting in the lower right spot of the “second tier” and these stories about Kathyrn, the blog just ain’t sexxin’ us up good these days.

More upskirty high-heelie home shots, dude. Can’t go wrong there.

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 5:21 pm

If you polled all the eligible bachelors in SC and asked them about her, 98% would say “Never heard of her. Does she swallow?”

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Judy Chop November 22, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Boz, you be tearing too many tickets in half to the sideshows. She ain’t no sword swallower.

However, “… She walks — She talks — She crawls on her belly like a reptile! Step right up! “

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O. Henry November 22, 2012 at 7:17 pm

Yes, her claim to fame is that she came from a once-powerful, once-important, now-nothing family, that she has nice titties and freckles. She looks like a moron and the only thing I can think of is if she swallows. And how deep is her throat.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:00 pm

Entertained by the hype. Keep it up losers ;)

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 11:17 pm

Hah! Fiesty.

Talk to me about who is a loser and who isn’t when/if you every really become someone of significance. Of course you’re entertained by the hype. It’s all you’ve got going for you. The fact remains that, whatever real qualities you have, political gravitas and exceptional star quality are not among them. You remain a sideshow diversion. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Step right up, folks …

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:16 pm

It probably does suck having a vocabulary so small that the only commentary some of you can provide is 2nd grade status criticism. Educate yourself before you embarass yourself. Oh wait…

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 11:22 pm

This old frog is amused by getting a lecture from a tadpole. But at the rate you’re going don’t be surprised if you croak before I do.

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 11:26 pm

It’s a pitiful damned news week when this is the most active thread on this blog today.

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S&M November 22, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Cheers to you for keeping it popular.

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 11:36 pm

Thanks. It’s a gift.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:37 pm

“Old frog,” you sound like a “pathetic frog.”

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Clever repartee is obviously not your strong suit. Don’t they teach that in hot political activist diva classes these days?

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:47 pm

I wasn’t trained to spue bullshit to people that mean >nothing to me.

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Obviously, nobody that dares criticize your over-privileged, arrogantly naive, narcissistic moderately cute ass means anything to you – or so you say. But you keep “spueing” anyway.

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S&M November 22, 2012 at 11:38 pm

From her to you, so it seems. I’m glad that you have something to do tonight thanks to her…

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Thanks for the “gift” of pissing you off :)

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BOZBORING November 22, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Boz, do you comment just to self-promote your lack of a twitter account?

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 11:47 pm

Fact is, I’m answering email. I have email notification. I keep getting notified. I comment. Dipshit.

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M&M November 22, 2012 at 11:45 pm

Kathryn, you answer these posts. Are you related to Billy Dennis? What is your relation to Rembert Dennis?

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:53 pm

Yes, and Rembert C. Dennis is my grandfather.

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 11:45 pm

S&M: Yeah, I notice she doesn’t seem to have much else to do either other than commenting on this nothing story.

KCD: Have another bump and another slash of whatever and try again. You haven’t pissed me off. I don’t dislike you. I actually do think you’re attractive, I’ve said it many times. You probably have other admirable qualities. Will’s constantly posting about you and hyping you beyond all reason is what is total bullshit.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Aw are you sad it isn’t you!

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:56 pm

Since this article is bothering you so terriby, stop looking. Might help.

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@BozMartin November 22, 2012 at 11:56 pm

Ha ha! I would only promote you if you had discernible and proven talent. Will’s got the audience, though. It’s his game.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:59 pm

I don’t need/want anyone’s approval. I pray to God, not you.

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@BozMartin November 23, 2012 at 12:02 am

I neither approve nor disapprove of you. And what does your religion have to do with anything?

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 12:39 am

My belief in God is why your words don’t affect me.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 22, 2012 at 11:58 pm

Terribly* ….before I’m attacked by the grammar police.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 12:01 am

You have zero audience. And clicked on an article about ME. Creeperrrrrrrrrr

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@BozMartin November 23, 2012 at 12:06 am

You know nothing about me and what kind of an audience I might or might not have. You’re just being defensively snarky. If I really were a creeper I’d go on and on about your lady parts, etc. Again, I respond because I get the messages via email, with the link back here. It’s actually kind of distracting. Takes away from deleting all the spam from cam hoes and such. Ignore me and I won’t respond. Simple, really.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 12:09 am

You “know ” what you READ about me. Idiot.

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@BozMartin November 23, 2012 at 12:11 am

OOO! Too clever and original for me. You pulled the dread “idiot” card.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 12:11 am

Why don’t you ignore me! Now you’ve made it too fun for me to piss you off..

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@BozMartin November 23, 2012 at 12:16 am

I’ll eventually go to bed. I’m old. You’ll be jacked up most of the night and once I’m asleep you’ll be spouting inanities on here or on Twitter at someone else, trying to be a female Todd Kincannon. Problem is, he has wit and a good bit of wisdom working for him. You lack both.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 12:17 am

Did I need to pull the douchebag card? Match.com might be able to help you with that.

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@BozMartin November 23, 2012 at 12:23 am

Pull whatever you want. No, wait, here’s an idea …

Pull my finger.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 12:35 am

Ew.

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 12:21 am

You don’t even know me haha think I’ll keep posting just to irk you.

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@BozMartin November 23, 2012 at 12:24 am

Can’t irk me in my sleep. Find another creeper. Haw!

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 12:33 am

I don’t want any, so thanks. Exactly my intent. I pray you wake up with nice things to say! Trust me, life is way better when you don’t let amyone prevent you from being happy.

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@BozMartin November 23, 2012 at 12:48 am

Oh, pray teach me of life, tadpole.

I may have nice things to say about you tomorrow. Who knows? Already have, actually, just not all that goofy PR release type bullshit Will says about you. This was just a little evening diversion, for both of us. Nothing to get worked up about.

I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I did.

gnite

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 12:57 am

Pray to God. Not me.

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Virginia Wolf November 24, 2012 at 2:12 am

“Pray teach” is old English. You don’t read Jane Austin, Miss Dennis? You went to Midland’s Tech?

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Kathryn C. Dennis November 23, 2012 at 1:04 am

Anyone who calls my Grandfather “crooked” is an idiot. Go to the library. Or just google his name. And watch your mouth.

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Mr. Dixie November 23, 2012 at 9:15 am

A Pretty Smile:

I don’t know how I missed that picture with the beautiful smile – I am going to blame it on too early in the morning and not my age – My bad.

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@BozMartin November 23, 2012 at 9:47 am

She does have a lovely smile in that one, for sure.

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Moonshine November 23, 2012 at 11:26 am

Holy smokes, KCD gives as much as she takes! She talks back! @BozMartin, you’re starting to go insane. She’s wearing you down. Another chick tried this sparring at FITS readers but it didn’t work so well. She’s the trailer park matron who goes on the local Myrtle Beach TV show and opens her legs. KCD has more class, except for that stupid cigarette, a huge turnoff.

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@BozMartin November 23, 2012 at 11:36 am

STARTING to go insane? Do try to keep up, Moonshine. I’m on the return trip.
btw, I’m not in a contest with KCD. As I said, I respond to messages I get via email notification. Like this one.
“Wearing me down” … hogshit.
It’s also hogshit that Mande is a “trailer park matron”. Neither of these two young women fit that description. At all.

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Moonshine November 23, 2012 at 11:59 am

@BozMartin, who do you think has the fairest ass and fairest boobs — Mande or KCD? Just curious.

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MountainPenelope November 23, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Never heard of her.

Can she spell?

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BradWarthenSucks November 23, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Is this the same redneck chick who does nothing but try to live off her grandpa’s tainted legacy?

Nice photos: https://www.fitsnews.com/2012/06/06/sc-diva-arrested/

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Jelly Roll November 23, 2012 at 6:10 pm

I hear that when she’s stoned (which is often) she can pick up playing cards with her labias. That’s real talent.

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MajorC November 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Boz, You got me as a fan. I’ve been to the fair and I’ve seen the bear. I was riding down the river on a shit house door when most of the people here were still crapping in their diapers. There are a handful of people who post here that have been to the mountain top and back a few times and are worth listening to. SparkleCity, JimLewis, SoftSigh, JudyChop, and even the liberal CYNSD. (missed a few others)

Kathryn C. Dennis is a mere pupae larvae nymph. I have ties older than her. Problem with little girls like her is she came out of the shoot too fast. Will Folks, her little jockey, is spanking the monkey as hard as he can. He’s got the crowd on its feet and Miss Dennis is luving it.

Boz, you could make her the Betty Page of the Grand Strand. She could be a big fish in a small pond. Problem is, Will Folks has got her as a little fish in the big internet pond. You are wasting your time answering her posts. You can’t get through to her. To quote Oscar Wilde, “Only the shallow know themselves.” If you don’t believe this, just ask her.

Keep ’em coming you Old Frog! “Step right up…”

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9" November 24, 2012 at 12:35 pm

I’ve been to sugar town, I shook the sugar down
Now I’m tryin’ to get to heaven before they close the door.

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Professor November 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm

What’s that got to do with this redhead, Edgar Allen Poe?

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Chrome Horse Diplomat November 24, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Professor of what? It damn sure ain’t literature or music appreciation. Old 9″ is singing one by Bob Dylan. Professor got his degree off the back of a matchbook.

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Todd November 24, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Wait I thought the bride was supposed to gain weight AFTER the wedding.

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NOBODY November 28, 2012 at 4:01 pm

“one of South Carolina’s most talked about personalities.”

This website is the ONLY place I have ever seen this girls name or face. Sorry, she isn’t important.

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Asma November 30, 2012 at 1:25 am

– Hey Steph, I am so glad you figured out how to do the slohdseiw without me because it was so fun to watch it with fresh eyes. What an incredible time we had celebrating with these awesome families. What a privilege to be encouraged to snap away and capture all the details from the beginning to the end. I think the slohdseiw conveys the story of the day perfectly. You are a true artist! Great job!!! Amy

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