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That Twilight Chick …




We like the goth look … in fact there was a waitress at the Publik House restaurant in downtown Columbia, S.C. who forever cemented its allure in our minds.  Pale skin, dark makeup, tight-fitting black clothes, above average fellatio … err, never mind that last part.

Anyway, one goth girl we’ve never understood is Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight film series.  The 22-year-old actress does absolutely nothing for us …  which is weird because goth usually always does something for us.  In fact Stewart wore a provocative see-through to her latest movie premiere recently and ….. yawn.  We’re not interested.  Remotely.

Part of the problem may be that we have never gotten into the Twilight scene – which is currently on its fifth movie, Breaking Dawn – Part 2.  Seriously, we have no idea what the premise of these movies is – other than a bunch of people running around in the woods turning into vampires and werewolves and biting each other.

Of course the franchise has made $2.5 billion worldwide … so there must be something to it.

The other part of the problem is that based on interviews we’ve seen of Stewart, she appears to be borderline emotionally autistic.

We’re sure Stewart is a fine person and a talented actress … we’re just not feeling it.

Although feel free to disagree …

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