SC Political Pansy Fight

A pair of South Carolina political consultants/ bloggers (pictured above) have launched a new website devoted to ridiculing FITS founding editor, Sic Willie. The website? WillFolks.com.
What’s on it? A picture of a purple pansy and the following statement:
Will Folks. Such a pansy, he can only be a badass behind a keyboard.
The website – run by [...]

A South Carolina “Process Story”

We’ve had our fun over the years with Wesley Donehue, the bow tie-wearing RINO hack who runs the website Process Story as one of several web-based services for his client roster.
Wesley is a friendly, funny enough guy – once you realize you can’t trust anything he says or writes (case in point – his website’s [...]

“Ol’ FITSy” Responds

We’ve been called a lot of stupid things by our copycat antagonists in the “new” media over the years, but “Ol’ FITSy” has to be the stupidest.
Seriously …”Ol’ FITSy?”
Since when did “cutting edge” new media outlets resort to nicknames understandable only to grumpy old men whose testicles were dragging the floor?
Eh? Eh? Turn your Miracle [...]

Evening Post: More Tiger, Nobama, Sanford, Etc.

One day, the world will tire of devouring the latest, lurid details surrounding the salacious “inter-vaginal masturbation” of golfer Tiger Woods, but that day is not today, friends.
Far from it, in fact, as the ongoing implosion of the world’s most (in)famous, highest-paid athlete shows no sign of letting up.
Fortunately, we’ve done our best to keep [...]

It Must Be “Expose Sic” Day Or Something

In addition to Monday night’s much anticipated WIS TV 10 (Columbia, S.C.) piece on “blogging in the Palmetto State” (a.k.a. “what an asshole that Will Folks is”),  some anonymous politico has set up a new Twitter page that promises to reveal “who pays Folks.”
Entitled “What The Folks?,” the page has two updates already since it [...]

Bad Day For The Anti-FITS

Remember when the “most powerful politician” and the “most powerful political consultant” in South Carolina were joining forces to create an Internet empire that would bring FITS to its knees?
Seriously, people … it was only like seven months ago, right?
S.C. House Speaker Bobby Harrell and lobbyist J. Warren Tompkins – upset about the profound influence [...]

Rattling The RINO Cage

Since we’re almost always too busy “working” to spend much time “tweeting,” we don’t get over to the website “Twitter” very often. Yeah, we know it’s the cool thing to do … it’s just not “our” thing to do.
Unfortunately, we have a contractual obligation with our PR firm in Atlanta to log onto Twitter at [...]

Haley Hacked?

Prior to S.C. Rep. Nikki Haley announcing her bid for governor earlier this year, a website that allegedly receives funding from two of her political arch-rivals seemed to have the inside scoop on everything that was going on within her as-yet-unannounced campaign.
Wolfe Reports – which is reportedly funded in part by the consulting empire of [...]

Get Your Loserwear

Back at the height of his raucous tenure in the S.C. Governor’s Office, our founding editor liked to get sloshed in bars and tell the ladies he was “Will Folks.”
It was one of the incredibly successful pick-up lines of all time – at least if we’re measuring success by blank stares, awkward silence and abrupt [...]

Prejean Starts Blogger Fight

Ordinarily, we could give a rat’s rear end about the back-and-forth between an Internet has-been (SC Hotline) and never was (Wolfe Reports).
Combined, these S.C. political websites receive in a month the amount of traffic we get before 9:00 a.m. each day, which we attribute to the fact that we’re talented and they’re not.
Oh, and humble [...]

The Status Quo Is Down A Laptop

Veteran S.C. political consultant Warren Tompkins is no doubt touching base with House Speaker Bobby Harrell today to determine which one of them will be responsible for purchasing left-wing blogger Wes Wolfe a new laptop.
Wolfe – who was rejected by the Democratic Caucus before finding his new blogging home with the RINOcrats – recently fried [...]

Our “Asshattery” Offends The Assless Chaps

The gays … err guys over at Waldo Lydecker’s Journal are all lubed … err, riled up … over our post yesterday about U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham.
Apparently, they’ve gleaned some hypocrisy by juxtaposing our Graham rant with a previous post that Mande wrote about familial metaphors.
As usual, we have no clue why Wally is pissed, [...]