Stunning Porker Reversal!
We’re hoping this is an April Fool’s joke, but the U.S. Justice Department is asking a judge to void the conviction of former U.S. Senator […]
Specter Does Right
Arlen Specter and his jangly jowls are definitely the bane of our conservative existence.
He’s a fish face. Not to mention a friggin’ socialist who has […]
Bad Day For Pork
Two of Washington’s most influential pork barrel spenders were forced to stand down from their porcine perches today – defeated Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens and […]
National Update: Lindsey, Lieberman, Etc.
How to talk in meaningless platitudes without even approaching the vicinity of substance is clearly a prerequisite for power in American politics these days … […]
Ted Stevens Is Going Down
With the exception of President George W. Bush, there’s probably no politician who deserves more blame for the disaster that’s befallen the Republican Party than […]
Ted Stevens And The GOP’s “Terminal Velocity”
Shortly after Republicans got their asses handed to them in the 2006 Congressional elections, a bitter Sen. Ted Stevens – Washington’s “Godfather of Pork” – […]
In a fitting tribute to the ass-raping he’s inflicted on the American taxpayers over the last forty years, Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was convicted today […]
Light-Skinned Black People Gotta Stick Together
We’re not going to begrudge Colin Powell for his endorsement of Barack Obama. After all, it’s a (light-skinned) black thing – and as we’ve been […]
The Other Republican Trial
Just as the Republican Party is on trial with the voters for blowing money that could have gone into our economy on a bunch of […]
Stevens Might Get Off
In news that could wreak more financial havoc in Washington that the infamous $700 billion federal bailout, Alaska Senator and legendary pork barreler Ted Stevens […]
Alaskans Are Retarded
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER STATE TO OFFEND
We’re sure this post will bring the same politically-correct reaction from certain presidential campaigns as our famous “Michigan is Retarded” […]