MICHIGAN HOTTIE IS SIZZLING … AGAIN
For those of you unfamiliar with our founding editor’s top five all-time hotties list, it’s a veritable “Mothers I’d Like to Fahrvergnügen” smorgasbord. Since May 2011, the list has consisted of Gwen Stefani (42), Charlize Theron (37), Angelina Jolie (37), Halle Berry (46) and Salma Hayek (45).
The older the berry the sweeter the juice, right? ”That’s what Smokey said …”
Anyway, our [...]
Kate Upton: Almost There
Rihanna!
Last May this website bumped Rihanna from our founding editor’s “top five hotties” list – a move the 24-year-old Barbadian no doubt remains completely unaware of.
Why? Because we’re pretty much irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, that’s why …
Anyway, the original “Good Girl Gone Bad” was vacationing in Hawaii recently when she decided to [...]
Jessica Alba: Not Fair
It’s been less than a month since Hollywood hottie Jessica Alba had her second baby … news which was greeted with much rejoicing here at FITS.
For those of you not following our founding editor’s lady crushes, Alba is poised to become the newest (and youngest) member of his exclusive top five hotties list – which [...]
Jessica Alba Had Her Baby
With the exception of his own wife’s pregnancy, no baby bump has aroused the interest of our founding editor quite like the one associated with Hollywood hottie Jessica Alba.
Why? Because the 30-year-old “Mother I’d Like to Fahrvergnügen” is on the verge of making Sic’s “Top Five Hotties” list.
Obviously, Alba is a bit young for Sic’s [...]
Why Salma Hayek Stays
We occasionally catch some flak for the fact that all of our founding editor’s “top five hotties” are women over thirty-five years of age …
Obviously that includes rock star Gwen Stefani (41), who is the newest addition to a list that includes Charlize Theron (36), Angelina Jolie (36), Halle Berry (45) and Salma Hayek (44).
“I [...]
Gwen Stefani Is Validating Us
A few weeks ago, our founding editor made the executive decision to insert pop star (and new L’Oreal Paris model) Gwen Stefani into his top five hotties list … thus elevating the 41-year-old mother of two into an exclusive club that includes Charlize Theron (35), Angelina Jolie (35), Halle Berry (44) and Salma Hayek (44).
Is [...]
Gwen Stefani Is The New Addition
So long, Rihanna …
There’s a new girl on our founding editor’s “Top Five hotties” list … although it’s not the youthful upgrade that many of our fans may have been hoping for.
Gwen Stefani, 41, joins actresses Charlize Theron (35), Angelina Jolie (35), Halle Berry (44) and Salma Hayek (44) on Sic Willie’s list. Oh, and [...]
Sideshow Bob?
An emergency meeting of the voices in our founding editor’s head was convened this morning after photos of pop star Rihanna looking like “Sideshow Bob” (from The Simpsons) surfaced on the internet.
Take a look …
Yikes.
Rihanna currently ranks fifth on our “top five hotties” list, behind Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek and Charlize Theron. We [...]
The “Post” – 1/20/2011
Reaction to S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s first “State of the State” address continued to pour in on Thursday, dominating the Palmetto news cycle.
Haley’s first major policy address has been generally well-received by state lawmakers, political insiders and the mainstream media – although we found it to sorely lacking in new ideas. In fact, we described [...]
Ella, Ella, Ella Hey Hey
Here’s Rihanna … the drop dead gorgeous singer/ model who has been in our founding editor’s Top Five hottie list for the past several years.
And yes, in addition to rocking the knee-high stockings and Daisy Dukes, she’s actually standing under her umbrella (ella, ella hey hey) in one of those pictures.
While these shots may not [...]
Salma Hayek: Boa From The Past
By FITSNews || Vampire culture is everywhere you turn these days … even in the toys they put in Happy Meals for kids.
Frankly, we don’t get it … sure goth is hot (in fact, we can tell you some stories about this one waitress who used to work at Columbia’s Publick House …), but what’s [...]
Rihanna Is Naked Again (Sort Of)
Although she probably won’t be on golfer Tiger Woods’ list of lovers (the pigmentation’s a little off), music star Rihanna continues to occupy a position of prominence in our imaginary little black books.
In fact, she’s currently at No. 5 on Sic Willie’s “Hollywood Hottie” list, right behind Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron and Salma [...]
