DRESS FOR SUCCESS!
U.S. Rep. Mark Sanford – the guy who made “hiking the Appalachian Trail” a euphemism for traveling to Argentina to cheat on your wife – endorsed the presidential bid of U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas on Friday (less than 24 hours before polls opened in the “First in the South” presidential primary).
Sanford said a bunch of flowery things about Cruz in embracing his presidential bid … and Cruz said a lot of flowery things about Sanford in accepting the endorsement.
No one paid any attention to that …
The real story here?
Sanford’s friggin’ stone-washed jeans …
Really, Mark? Really?
1990 called. It wants your pants back …
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Mark —You gotta’ be kidding us ,,,,, your paramour doesn’t know how to iron jeans?
To busy knocking the wrinkles out of his other stuff.
Cruz? Wow…what was Sanford thinking?
“your paramour doesn’t know how to iron jeans?” — I was going to make a snide remark here but I’ll give Sanford a break today.
That is one of the many things that I don’t iron. I don’t iron jeans, underwear, socks, towels, handkerchiefs, sheets, pillow cases, my dogs, etc,,,
You must be a slave driver.
My German mother-in-law would iron underwear, socks, and other undergarments for all of us on cold mornings. Everyone was comfy as we were off to work or school. (Damn! — I confess that I have missed that!)
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