National Politics - 2016

Mark Sanford Wore Stone-Washed Jeans To Endorse Ted Cruz

DRESS FOR SUCCESS! U.S. Rep. Mark Sanford – the guy who made “hiking the Appalachian Trail” a euphemism for traveling to Argentina to cheat on your wife – endorsed the presidential bid of U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas on Friday (less than 24 hours before polls opened in the “First…

DRESS FOR SUCCESS!

U.S. Rep. Mark Sanford – the guy who made “hiking the Appalachian Trail” a euphemism for traveling to Argentina to cheat on your wife – endorsed the presidential bid of U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas on Friday (less than 24 hours before polls opened in the “First in the South” presidential primary).

Sanford said a bunch of flowery things about Cruz in embracing his presidential bid … and Cruz said a lot of flowery things about Sanford in accepting the endorsement.

No one paid any attention to that …

The real story here?

Sanford’s friggin’ stone-washed jeans …

mark sanford loser

Really, Mark? Really?

1990 called. It wants your pants back …

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7 comments

shifty henry February 21, 2016 at 10:10 pm

Mark —You gotta’ be kidding us ,,,,, your paramour doesn’t know how to iron jeans?

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Tazmaniac February 22, 2016 at 5:38 pm

To busy knocking the wrinkles out of his other stuff.

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Mitch February 22, 2016 at 8:29 am

Cruz? Wow…what was Sanford thinking?

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shifty henry February 22, 2016 at 9:51 am

“your paramour doesn’t know how to iron jeans?” — I was going to make a snide remark here but I’ll give Sanford a break today.

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erneba February 22, 2016 at 4:34 pm

That is one of the many things that I don’t iron. I don’t iron jeans, underwear, socks, towels, handkerchiefs, sheets, pillow cases, my dogs, etc,,,
You must be a slave driver.

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shifty henry February 22, 2016 at 5:26 pm

My German mother-in-law would iron underwear, socks, and other undergarments for all of us on cold mornings. Everyone was comfy as we were off to work or school. (Damn! — I confess that I have missed that!)

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