National Politics - 2016

Rand Paul Launches Debate Ads (Just Not In SC)

CAN YOU STAY AWAKE FOR THIRTY SECONDS? || By FITSNEWS || With his presidential campaign on life support, U.S. Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky announced this week that his campaign would be purchasing television time in early voting Iowa and New Hampshire during the second “Republican” presidential debate. South Carolina?…

CAN YOU STAY AWAKE FOR THIRTY SECONDS?

|| By FITSNEWS || With his presidential campaign on life support, U.S. Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky announced this week that his campaign would be purchasing television time in early voting Iowa and New Hampshire during the second “Republican” presidential debate.

South Carolina?  Not so much, apparently …

“This ad lays out Senator Paul’s debate game plan,” his strategists announced in an email, saying they would drive the message that Paul is “the candidate with the biggest, boldest tax and budget proposals.”

“Taxes, debt, and a corrupt culture in Washington is what animates the election,” Paul’s strategists added.  “They’re the very issues that drive Rand Paul.”

Since those of us here in the Palmetto State won’t be able to see the ad on television, here it is online …

(Click to play)

(Via Rand Paul)

Wow …

Dude … do you even want to be running for president? Because from the looks of that ad, the answer is an unequivocal “no.”

Hell, we got tired watching the first five seconds …

Seriously: Rand Paul has managed to turn the only thing redeeming about his disastrous 2016 campaign – his tax proposals – into a typical political snoozer of an ad.

“As President, I’ll make government smaller by cutting spending AND taxes,” Paul says in the spot, delivering a tired message with zero conviction.

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: It’s hard to remember a national campaign that has squandered as much potential as Rand Paul’s.  Which is sad because he’s got a decent tax plan.

Anyway, to read our latest recap of his botched bid, click here … 

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11 comments

He's A Doctor After All September 16, 2015 at 12:58 pm

Can’t believe this guy is still in it. Hasn’t he checked his campaign for a pulse?

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Corny-a September 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm

Eye’d think he could see this coming.

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Dreamworld September 16, 2015 at 1:23 pm

Wasnt he a Libertarian?
Helps explain why there are no ‘libertarian’ style governments on Earth.

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TroubleBaby September 16, 2015 at 2:12 pm

“Wasnt he a Libertarian?”

Nope.

“They thought all along that they could call me a libertarian and hang that label around my neck like an albatross, but I’m not a libertarian.”-Rand Paul in Time magazine

In fact, you’re going to see him attack Donald Trump tonight for not being conservative.

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Sam September 16, 2015 at 2:56 pm

Good. Somebody needs to call thst fraud out.

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He Plays One On TV September 16, 2015 at 3:55 pm

Considering the board certification he has is from a self-created board, he might play a doctor on TV too.

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Drunk Otis September 16, 2015 at 1:41 pm

Yeah, I remember him. He was the kid on The Andy Griffith Show.

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Bible Thumper September 16, 2015 at 2:08 pm

Arnold Bailey “I read it in a book.” http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyc1d0_andy-griffith-s07e10-opie-finds-a-baby_shortfilms
or
Arnold Winkler “Lock my Daddy up. He won’t care. I want my Bike.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfx04q5vWsQ

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9" September 16, 2015 at 4:17 pm

he did a radical performance on ab w/his second band

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9" September 16, 2015 at 4:18 pm Reply
cuvinny September 16, 2015 at 4:23 pm

*whooooshhhh*

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