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Maryland Republican: “Masturbation Is Satan’s Plan To Silence The Church”

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AN APOSTOLIC “PROPHETESS” WEIGNS IN ON END-TIME WARFARE … 

Just when you thought South Carolina had the market cornered on kooky “Republicans,” along comes Maryland State Senate candidate Janice Fountaine.

Prior to her career as a member of the GOP, Fountaine – a self-described “Apostle” and “Prophetess” – had worked to “position the Body of Christ, for a great shifting, by God and a great outpouring of His Spirit, so that they may walk in their predestined Kingdom authority and fulfill His purpose in them.”

“She moves by the Spirit of God, and functions under the mantles of the Apostle and the Prophet,” Fountaine’s website declares. “Her prophetic mandate is to ‘Gather the Prophets, train, equip, empower and activate those called to the realm of the prophetic and to go forth and speak what Thus saith the Lord.'”

Hmmmm-kay …

Although she began her “ministry” twenty years ago, Fountaine is only a recent convert to the GOP. Before that she was chairman of her own party – called the New Independent Christian Party.

According to the group’s official website, it advocates for the elimination of the 2001 and 2003 income tax cuts as well as a staunchly interventionist American foreign policy.

“America is the world police, whether we like it or not,” the party’s issues page states. “We believe that as a God ordained friend of Israel, America must maintain the military strength to keep us in the capacity of leadership that we have been placed in throughout the world.”

Oh, brother …

But it’s the party’s views on sexual orientation and masturbation that are really worth reading …

The practice of homosexuality and self-pleasure, are age old systems, being recharged and reorganized for end-time warfare. It is being orchestrated from the diabolical realms of the supernatural and manifested on earth, with the overall intention, to silence the church forever. These actions, by satan, is an all out declaration of victory, as the church finds itself caught off guard and intertwined in his evil end-time warfare, strategies and systems.

Whoa …

Maryland “Republicans” are understandably quite leery of the bad press Fountaine is likely to generate for the party.

“There has been a lot of recent discussion about how the Maryland GOP recruits candidates,” Maryland-based blogger Jeff Quinton reports. “And there has been a discussion about whether it’s smart to have the proverbial warm body filed to run for every office or whether to focus on recruiting good candidates.”

According to Quinton, the Maryland GOP knew of Fountaine’s bizarre statements “during the recruitment process last year.”

Sheesh …

Cue a Democratic fundraising field day in 3, 2, 1 …

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