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Twenty-two-year-old newlywed Jordan Linn Graham could face life in prison after allegedly pushing her husband over a cliff one week after their wedding day. On July 7, Graham’s husband – 25-year-old Cody Lee Johnson – fell to his death on an especially precarious section of the Loop Trail at Glacier National Park in…

Twenty-two-year-old newlywed Jordan Linn Graham could face life in prison after allegedly pushing her husband over a cliff one week after their wedding day.

On July 7, Graham’s husband – 25-year-old Cody Lee Johnson – fell to his death on an especially precarious section of the Loop Trail at Glacier National Park in Montana. Graham didn’t initially report Johnson’s “accident” to authorities (she waited four days to do that) – and has changed her story about what happened to him several times. Additionally, autopsy results released two weeks later indicated Johnson’s injuries were inconsistent with a fall from a cliff.

This week, after a two-month FBI investigation, Graham was charged with second degree murder.

According to Graham she and her new husband were having a heated argument which “intensified” as they approached the cliff. She claims he grabbed her by the arm as she attempted to walk away from him.

“After removing Johnson’s hand from her arm, Graham stated she could have just walked away, but due to her anger, she pushed Johnson with both hands in the back and as a result, he fell face first off the cliff,” court documents note.

Ouch …

Those who knew the couple say they aren’t surprised.

“She’d been telling people she knew she never wanted to be married, she just wanted to have a wedding, and that’s apparently what they were arguing about,” a family friend told The Missoulan.

Wow …

And you thought your marriage had problems …

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23 comments

Frank Pytel September 10, 2013 at 10:12 am

Sounds like my exwife. Stupid Biatch.

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shifty henry September 10, 2013 at 10:48 am

“I haven’t seen my wife in a month.”
“Do you miss her?”
“Not yet!”

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Nölff September 10, 2013 at 10:23 am

She sounds incredibly narcissistic.

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Cicero September 10, 2013 at 10:39 am

The article says her initial story was that her husband was missing and had left in a “dark car.” Why is it always a DARK car?!

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Jackie Chiles September 11, 2013 at 10:05 am

Racism.

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shifty henry September 10, 2013 at 10:49 am

Anybody who claims that marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn’t know the first thing about women or fractions……..

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Frank Pytel September 10, 2013 at 10:55 am

It’s that new Common Core math :)

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Jay Ellington September 10, 2013 at 11:36 am

What was it again? 7+1= bitchsbecrazy. She’s not even hot. That would almost make it excusable.

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jimlewisowb September 10, 2013 at 10:50 am

A couple of weeks ago I had a dream that my wife had put me in the micro wave and that I was cooking, fast and hot

I awoke to find myself in bed which was initial relief but I was still burning from head to toe. I made my way to the bathroom, clicked on the light and stood before the mirror

Son of a bitch, she did put me in the micro wave. I was red, bright red, from head to toe and what looked to be small blisters were breaking out all over

For a moment I hesitated to wake her fearing that she might finish me off but by then I was beginning to swell up and had no choice

Several hours later I left Lexington Medical Center with the knowledge that my wife did not try to bbq me and that the new medication from the Cardiologist was going into the trash can

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? September 10, 2013 at 11:13 am

had no choice to do what? Got happy or went to hospital?

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shifty henry September 10, 2013 at 11:55 am

What did your wife think about your dream? You don’t want to put any ideas in her head….

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Tony September 10, 2013 at 5:46 pm

LMAO !!! Seriously, though, this dame will find Jesus and soon you’ll see her in prison interviewed by Katie Courick, after which will come a book deal.

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Cajun Man September 10, 2013 at 11:18 am

Beaudreux called his lawyer to ask for a divorce from his third wife. Lawyer asked and he replied, rapid fire: Beaudreux, you got grounds? Coarse I got grounds, you seen my large estate. NO, Beaudreux, you got cause? Coarse you dumbass bastad, I gots cars, 3 or 4 new ones plus the two Mercedes she done banged up. Damnit now, Beaudreux, for the love of God, is she a Naggar. Aw hell no you dumb bastad, but she’s been sleeping with about 3 of them.

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vicupstate September 10, 2013 at 12:44 pm

Maybe women should be able to have a wedding without actually getting married, kind of like how men get what they crave from a prostitute without getting married.

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PorkChop September 10, 2013 at 2:15 pm

What a sweetheart.

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Pussy Galore September 10, 2013 at 9:37 pm

I’d pump her, but in jail she’ll only get pussy like Susan Smith.

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Anon. September 10, 2013 at 3:22 pm

Robert Ford has evidence that he was actually pushed by Lindsey Graham,
and if he doesn’t resign…

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shifty henry September 10, 2013 at 9:10 pm

But he survived anyway, narrowly escaping death when a drone almost mistook him for an armed blimp as he floated over Caeser’s Head.

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Raymond September 10, 2013 at 4:41 pm Reply
9" September 11, 2013 at 4:21 am

Heterosexuals are so messed up.Hopefully,she’s not pregnant.

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Jackie Chiles September 11, 2013 at 10:04 am

Shouldn’t have said anything to the cops. Just shut her mouth and waited for the investigation to end.

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bogart September 11, 2013 at 10:36 am

Now that’s a death panel over the cliff thingy…..Palin would be proud.

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haha March 28, 2014 at 12:03 am

sexy women, i want to marry and fcuk her

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