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Crestfallen Bruins’ Fans Turn To Porn

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In the blink of an eye, the Boston Bruins saw their shot at a second Stanley Cup in three years disappear …

Up by a goal with less than a minute-and-a-half remaining in the third period of Monday night’s Game Six of the Stanley Cup finals, the Bruins fell apart – allowing two goals in seventeen seconds to the Chicago Blackhawks, who won their second cup in the last four seasons.

How did deflated Bruins’ fans respond to this soul-crushing collapse? That’s easy: They turned to porn …

In fact according to one analysis of adult web traffic,  “all of Boston (turned) to Pornhub to take out some of that pent up aggression.”

Take a look at the stats …

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Ha!

Check out that post-game spike, people … it’s almost phallic-looking (well with one really, really low-hanging nut).

Anyway … the Bruins played an amazing series against Chicago. And while their fans are understandably heartbroken, it’s good to see them dealing with that in a healthy way. After all, nothing says “winner” like drowning your sorry in a little online porn.

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