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How Former S.C. Lawmakers Roll …

So here’s a former South Carolina lawmaker who clearly graduated from the Timothy Pearson School of Parking. How do we know it’s a former lawmaker? Look at the tag, people … (Click to enlarge) And yes, that’s an expectant mother parking space (actually two of them) he’s occupying … Classy, classy,…

So here’s a former South Carolina lawmaker who clearly graduated from the Timothy Pearson School of Parking.

How do we know it’s a former lawmaker? Look at the tag, people …

(Click to enlarge)

lawmaker parking

And yes, that’s an expectant mother parking space (actually two of them) he’s occupying …

Classy, classy, classy …

Who is this buffoon? We’re filing a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request with the S.C. Department of Motor Vehicles (SCDMV) in an effort to obtain that information now …

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80 comments

Barney June 25, 2013 at 11:36 am

Former Legislator, current ASSHOLE

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Barney June 25, 2013 at 11:36 am

Former Legislator, current ASSHOLE

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joeschmo June 25, 2013 at 11:40 am

Publix on Rosewood????

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Yelsewh June 25, 2013 at 12:25 pm

Not Publix. Look at the sign. It is in a Kroger parking lot.

Whenever I see cars parked like this, if it is possible, I enjoy parking within two inches or so of the driver side door. Such are the advantages of driving an older pickup which already has a few dents and scratches.

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Roberto June 25, 2013 at 12:47 pm

YES!

If I had seen this, my old Chevy pickup would have been within 1 ft of the driver’s side door.

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Frank Pytel June 25, 2013 at 12:52 pm

Inside or outside of the door?

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jimlewisowb June 25, 2013 at 3:54 pm

Had an old fart friend who used to take his cane and pop off the valve stems on any car that had Legislative or Judicial tags

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Jay Ellington June 25, 2013 at 4:34 pm

Kroger on Forest. I rarely see white people in there, that should narrow it down.

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joeschmo June 25, 2013 at 11:40 am

Publix on Rosewood????

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Yelsewh June 25, 2013 at 12:25 pm

Not Publix. Look at the sign. It is in a Kroger parking lot.

Whenever I see cars parked like this, if it is possible, I enjoy parking within two inches or so of the driver side door. Such are the advantages of driving an older pickup which already has a few dents and scratches.

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Roberto June 25, 2013 at 12:47 pm

YES!

If I had seen this, my old Chevy pickup would have been within 1 ft of the driver’s side door.

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Frank Pytel June 25, 2013 at 12:52 pm

Inside or outside of the door?

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jimlewisowb June 25, 2013 at 3:54 pm

Had an old fart friend who used to take his cane and pop off the valve stems on any car that had Legislative or Judicial tags

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 25, 2013 at 4:34 pm

Kroger on Forest. I rarely see white people in there, that should narrow it down.

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? June 25, 2013 at 11:44 am

Nothing a few indiscriminate house key strokes along side the fine automobile couldn’t solve over time.

It’s something that concerned citizens could take direct action on too, in the name of “public service”, right on the way to their own properly parked car.

Although, our masters probably wouldn’t care for the perceived slight(when it’s simply a correction).

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? June 25, 2013 at 11:44 am

Nothing a few indiscriminate house key strokes along side the fine automobile couldn’t solve over time.

It’s something that concerned citizens could take direct action on too, in the name of “public service”, right on the way to their own properly parked car.

Although, our masters probably wouldn’t care for the perceived slight(when it’s simply a correction).

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not trying to be mean June 25, 2013 at 12:04 pm

Take this how you will, but in no way is this any more racist than someone of color calling me a white boy, honkey, or even laughing at will Smith and Martin Lawrence talk about “too much bass in a voice scares white folk” from Bad boys, I am simply pointing out the make of the car vs. the high percentage of non Caucasians that drive that kind. Statistics will tell us more than likely it is a person of color driving that Cadillac if that helps narrow down the search while waiting for the FOI request to come back. just saying

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Frank Pytel June 25, 2013 at 12:30 pm

Shit. Just say nigger if that’s what you want and move the fuck on. “Person of Color”. Shit what a fucking moron.

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not trying to be mean June 25, 2013 at 1:02 pm

go fuck yourself.

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Frank Pytel June 25, 2013 at 1:20 pm

I’m not the racist dude(ette)

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Trix are for kids June 25, 2013 at 2:14 pm

How about silly nigger?

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Frank Pytel June 25, 2013 at 2:17 pm

Whatever floats your boat. I don’t roll like that, but it sure as hell gets my goat to here PC libitards dance around what they want to say.

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not trying to be mean June 25, 2013 at 3:32 pm

there wasn’t one thing racist about what I said. I didn’t dance around shit. I simply pointed out that statistic say that less “white folk” drive Cadillacs than African Americans so that the person asking for the FOI response (that wont come) could find out the violator. you dropped the n-Bomb. I guess you are like Paula Dean.

Frank Pytel June 26, 2013 at 4:35 am

“…but in no way is this any more racist than …”, “…the high percentage of non Caucasians that drive that kind…”, “…more than likely it is a person of color…”

Whatever you say boss.

Oh, I’m pretty sure Honkey and White boy are racist terms as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs_by_ethnicity

Then of course I guess it depends on who you ask, whether a term is actually racist or not.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=racial%20terms%20for%20white%20people

not trying to be mean June 26, 2013 at 11:43 am

your going with Wikipedia to make a point? really? that’s like using fitsnews as a credential. Next you will quote a commenter on a blog to try to make a point. the link from Urban dictionary took me to a link for something saying there are no racist slurs for whites, so if your point was to say the Urban community claims nothing is racist against white kudos on a point but still not a creditable source. plain and simple you can interpret how ever the fuck you want and quote what ever bullshit you see fit to, but it isn’t racist to say anything I said compared to the shit I hear daily and you are the one to drop the n-word.

TontoBubbaGoldstein June 26, 2013 at 11:30 pm

Not trying to be mean or anything, but damn, use some capitalization, spelling, and punctuation.

not trying to be mean June 27, 2013 at 10:55 am

Really? Sorry, I had no clue we were in an English class. I just wrote it faster than I read, and since there is no grading system on a comment to a comment on a blog, I didn’t bother to proof read it. I mean seriously it is just a comment on a blog site. Nothing more. This isn’t War and Peace, or another great piece literature we are all writing here. Sorry if you couldn’t figure out what the point was without the proper “capitalization, spelling, and punctuation”. Damn man get a life. You aren’t anything special, and I am not trying to be mean, just pointing out a fact.

Make A Hole June 25, 2013 at 2:40 pm

You’re a fucking hoot man! “Just say it and move the fuck on”. Hilarious.

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Jay Ellington June 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm

Where are you pulling these “statistics” from? Pew study? Gallup poll? Link to reference please…

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Frank Pytel June 26, 2013 at 4:40 am

Jay, would you be so kind as to confirm my research links in my last post to ‘not trying’.

Thanks. Have a Great Day!!

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oh my old bones..... June 25, 2013 at 12:04 pm

Take this how you will, but in no way is this any more racist than someone of color calling me a white boy, honkey, or even laughing at will Smith and Martin Lawrence talk about “too much bass in a voice scares white folk” from Bad boys, I am simply pointing out the make of the car vs. the high percentage of non Caucasians that drive that kind. Statistics will tell us more than likely it is a person of color driving that Cadillac if that helps narrow down the search while waiting for the FOI request to come back. just saying

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Frank Pytel June 25, 2013 at 12:30 pm

Shit. Just say nigger if that’s what you want and move the fuck on. “Person of Color”. Shit what a fucking moron.

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oh my old bones..... June 25, 2013 at 1:02 pm

go fuck yourself.

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Frank Pytel June 25, 2013 at 1:20 pm

I’m not the racist dude(ette)

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Trix are for kids June 25, 2013 at 2:14 pm

How about silly nigger?

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Frank Pytel June 25, 2013 at 2:17 pm

Whatever floats your boat. I don’t roll like that, but it sure as hell gets my goat to here PC libitards dance around what they want to say.

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oh my old bones..... June 25, 2013 at 3:32 pm

there wasn’t one thing racist about what I said. I didn’t dance around shit. I simply pointed out that statistic say that less “white folk” drive Cadillacs than African Americans so that the person asking for the FOI response (that wont come) could find out the violator. you dropped the n-Bomb. I guess you are like Paula Dean.

Frank Pytel June 26, 2013 at 4:35 am

“…but in no way is this any more racist than …”, “…the high percentage of non Caucasians that drive that kind…”, “…more than likely it is a person of color…”

Whatever you say boss.

Oh, I’m pretty sure Honkey and White boy are racist terms as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs_by_ethnicity

Then of course I guess it depends on who you ask, whether a term is actually racist or not.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=racial%20terms%20for%20white%20people

oh my old bones..... June 26, 2013 at 11:43 am

your going with Wikipedia to make a point? really? that’s like using fitsnews as a credential. Next you will quote a commenter on a blog to try to make a point. the link from Urban dictionary took me to a link for something saying there are no racist slurs for whites, so if your point was to say the Urban community claims nothing is racist against white kudos on a point but still not a creditable source. plain and simple you can interpret how ever the fuck you want and quote what ever bullshit you see fit to, but it isn’t racist to say anything I said compared to the shit I hear daily and you are the one to drop the n-word.

TontoBubbaGoldstein June 26, 2013 at 11:30 pm

Not trying to be mean or anything, but damn, use some capitalization, spelling, and punctuation.

oh my old bones..... June 27, 2013 at 10:55 am

Really? Sorry, I had no clue we were in an English class. I just wrote it faster than I read, and since there is no grading system on a comment to a comment on a blog, I didn’t bother to proof read it. I mean seriously it is just a comment on a blog site. Nothing more. This isn’t War and Peace, or another great piece literature we are all writing here. Sorry if you couldn’t figure out what the point was without the proper “capitalization, spelling, and punctuation”. Damn man get a life. You aren’t anything special, and I am not trying to be mean, just pointing out a fact.

Make A Hole June 25, 2013 at 2:40 pm

You’re a fucking hoot man! “Just say it and move the fuck on”. Hilarious.

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm

Where are you pulling these “statistics” from? Pew study? Gallup poll? Your ass? Link to reference please…

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Frank Pytel June 26, 2013 at 4:40 am

Jay, would you be so kind as to confirm my research links in my last post to ‘not trying’.

Thanks. Have a Great Day!!

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Finius Nullis June 25, 2013 at 12:15 pm

Hasn’t this been shown here before?

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Doris June 25, 2013 at 1:41 pm

Same person, new Cadillac.

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Finius Nullis June 25, 2013 at 12:15 pm

Hasn’t this been shown here before?

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Doris June 25, 2013 at 1:41 pm

Same person, new Cadillac.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 25, 2013 at 1:55 pm

If it had Idaho tags, one would suspect Larry “Wide Stance” Craig……

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 25, 2013 at 1:55 pm

If it had Idaho tags, one would suspect Larry “Wide Stance” Craig……

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 25, 2013 at 2:06 pm

Oh….and you gotta love the “You drink. You drive. YOU DIE.” bumper sticker.

A) ….cuz it’s on a former legislator’s car. *snort*

B) The implication : Drinking & Driving = BAD driving = Death.
Wonder what their excuse is.

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? June 25, 2013 at 7:52 pm

$10 says the driver is a booze hound that engages in drunk driving all the time.

The bumper sticker is a cover.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 25, 2013 at 2:06 pm

Oh….and you gotta love the “You drink. You drive. YOU DIE.” bumper sticker.

A) ….cuz it’s on a former legislator’s car. *snort*

B) The implication : Drinking & Driving = BAD driving = Death.
Wonder what their excuse is.

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? June 25, 2013 at 7:52 pm

$10 says the driver is a booze hound that engages in drunk driving all the time.

The bumper sticker is a cover.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 25, 2013 at 2:19 pm

Today’s Tuneage suggestion:

“Whose Cadillac is That?” by War.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 25, 2013 at 2:19 pm

Today’s Tuneage suggestion:

“Whose Cadillac is That?” by War.

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jimlewisowb June 25, 2013 at 2:20 pm

Logical explanation

The driver of this vehicle has been stopped multiple times for suspicion of driving while impaired

Subsequent to being stopped they have been required to walk a straight white line multiple times

Henceforth whenever they go to park their car they center their vehicle on a straight white line thereby repeating previously learned behavior

Or, they simply could be your average entitled cockroach bitch or cockroach bastard who ain’t pregnant or disabled but always parks in such designated spaces because their car tag declares them to be members of the HopeYouCokeOnYourGoddamnSteak Club

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Finius Nullis June 26, 2013 at 9:15 am

A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. “My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.” “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour the coffee.” “I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.” “My blood pressure pills make me dizzy.” “I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old.”

“Well, it’s not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive!”

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jimlewisowb June 25, 2013 at 2:20 pm

Logical explanation

The driver of this vehicle has been stopped multiple times for suspicion of driving while impaired

Subsequent to being stopped they have been required to walk a straight white line multiple times

Henceforth whenever they go to park their car they center their vehicle on a straight white line thereby repeating previously learned behavior

Or, they simply could be your average entitled cockroach bitch or cockroach bastard who ain’t pregnant or disabled but always parks in such designated spaces because their car tag declares them to be members of the HopeYouChokeOnYourGoddamnSteak Club

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Finius Nullis June 26, 2013 at 9:15 am

A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. “My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.” “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour the coffee.” “I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.” “My blood pressure pills make me dizzy.” “I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old.”

“Well, it’s not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive!”

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Cattle Racks June 25, 2013 at 2:54 pm

In a weak moment I once bought a Deville. I never locked my doors. One night I came out of a bar in Charleston and walked around back to my car. To my “delight” there I found an African American bellhop in full regatta from the Mills House porking some fat curly red-headed Irish queen of questionable lineage in the backseat of my immaculate automobile. As it turned out, he had the same car but it was parked two rows over. He apologized and said he wondered why his key didn’t work in the ignition when he tried to put some music on but he didn’t want to waste time figuring it out. The switches were a tad bit finicky. I couldn’t look at that car the same way afterwards and traded it the very next week.

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Finius Nullis June 25, 2013 at 3:00 pm

(snicker!) This story will keep me laughing all week.

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? June 25, 2013 at 3:51 pm

“porking some fat curly red-headed Irish queen of questionable lineage”

You mean redbone, don’t you?

lol…good story

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jimlewisowb June 25, 2013 at 3:57 pm

Didn’t know the Gypsy Queen had a red wig

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Jay Ellington June 25, 2013 at 4:27 pm

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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Squishy123 June 25, 2013 at 10:00 pm

Bellhops at the Mills House must get paid well if they can afford new Cadillacs.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 26, 2013 at 7:49 am

….in full regatta…

Sailing takes me away, too.

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Cattle Racks June 25, 2013 at 2:54 pm

In a weak moment I once bought a Deville. I never locked my doors. One night I came out of a bar in Charleston and walked around back to my car. To my “delight” there I found an African American bellhop in full regatta from the Mills House porking some fat curly red-headed Irish queen of questionable lineage in the backseat of my immaculate automobile. As it turned out, he had the same car but it was parked two rows over. He apologized and said he wondered why his key didn’t work in the ignition when he tried to put some music on but he didn’t want to waste time figuring it out. The switches were a tad bit finicky. I couldn’t look at that car the same way afterwards and traded it the very next week.

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Finius Nullis June 25, 2013 at 3:00 pm

(snicker!) This story will keep me laughing all week.

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? June 25, 2013 at 3:51 pm

“porking some fat curly red-headed Irish queen of questionable lineage”

You mean redbone, don’t you?

lol…good story

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jimlewisowb June 25, 2013 at 3:57 pm

Didn’t know the Gypsy Queen had a red wig

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 25, 2013 at 4:27 pm

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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Squishy123 June 25, 2013 at 10:00 pm

Bellhops at the Mills House must get paid well if they can afford new Cadillacs.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 26, 2013 at 7:49 am

….in full regatta…

Sailing takes me away, too.

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HyTyde June 25, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Parking in an “Expectant Mother’s” space: BAD! Trying to keep one of the many “Parking Lot Fools” from dinging the door on a well-kept car: Good Move!

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HyTyde June 25, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Parking in an “Expectant Mother’s” space: BAD! Trying to keep one of the many “Parking Lot Fools” from dinging the door on a well-kept car: Good Move!

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Jay Ellington June 25, 2013 at 4:33 pm

“Expectant Mother” spaces in South Carolina should all be renamed “Expectant Diabetic”.

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 25, 2013 at 4:33 pm

“Expectant Mother” spaces in South Carolina should all be renamed “Expectant Diabetic”.

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dwb619 June 27, 2013 at 12:20 am

If you had any true friends in law enforcement, they would run the tag for you. I have had my buds do it on a few occasions.

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dwb619 June 27, 2013 at 12:20 am

If you had any true friends in law enforcement, they would run the tag for you. I have had my buds do it on a few occasions.

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