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Go Pam Bondi!

We resent with every fiber of our being the ongoing encroachment of big government in every aspect our personal lives, but when it comes to Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi – the prospect is more than a little bit arousing, to be perfectly honest. Seriously, Bondi can surveil us, snoop…

We resent with every fiber of our being the ongoing encroachment of big government in every aspect our personal lives, but when it comes to Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi – the prospect is more than a little bit arousing, to be perfectly honest.

Seriously, Bondi can surveil us, snoop on our emails … whatever she wants to do us.

“Yes, General Bondi …”

That has a nice femdom ring to it, doesn’t it?

Mmmmmmm … yes it does. Especially when you’ve got a Melissa Joan Hart-looking wholesome hottie administering the, um, “justice.”

Anyway, we turned our readers on (literally) to Bondi last December, and we’re glad to see her getting some national love this week from TMZ.com. In fact the popular gossip website is featuring her and California Attorney General Kamala Harris in a “Who’d You Rather?” competition on its website.

Wait … “Who’d we rather …” what?

Kidding …

So far Bondi is winning this competition by a landslide – as she should be – but you can help her run up the score by clicking here.

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72 comments

Curious June 12, 2013 at 4:56 pm

Not attractive.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 12, 2013 at 7:55 pm

Compared to state AGs (Allen Wilson comes to mind), she is hot. Compared to female lawyers (first three to pop into my mind : Jean Toal, Greta Van Whatevernen, and Nancy Grace), she is smokin’ HAWT!

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Curious June 12, 2013 at 4:56 pm

Not attractive.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 12, 2013 at 7:55 pm

Compared to state AGs (Allen Wilson comes to mind), she is hot. Compared to female lawyers (first three to pop into my mind : Jean Toal, Greta Van Whatevernen, and Nancy Grace), she is smokin’ HAWT!

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The Colonel June 12, 2013 at 4:59 pm

Stick with the shoe/foot fetish Will. The “powerful woman” fetish is libel to get you hurt, badly. The picture you chose is not a good likeness, unless she really does resemble Kirsti Alley on an “in between sizes” day…

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 5:39 pm

So sorry, Will, the Colonel hit it dead on – 100%. She may look better, but this photo doesn’t show it.

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 6:23 pm

You should have used her photo from December signed, “Willy, keep up the good work !!”

Note that she used TWO EXCLAMATION POINTS – what did that mean ? Explain yourself !!

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The Colonel June 12, 2013 at 6:28 pm

I dig the “Willy keep up the good work” photo but this one causes you to sort of go “…whoa, really?!?”

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Will Folks aka Sic June 12, 2013 at 6:58 pm

really? man y’alls be harsh.

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The Colonel June 12, 2013 at 8:01 pm

Much, much better but still not as good as the “Keep… the… Willy… up” photo.

I prefer this one: http://orlandoweekly.com/news/happytown-pam-bondi-exposed-1.1440146

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Boz Martin June 13, 2013 at 11:24 am

Seriously. She looks pretty hot to me.

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The Colonel (R) June 12, 2013 at 4:59 pm

Stick with the shoe/foot fetish Will. The “powerful woman” fetish is libel to get you hurt, badly. The picture you chose is not a good likeness, unless she really does resemble Kirsti Alley on an “in between sizes” day…

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 5:39 pm

So sorry, Will, the Colonel hit it dead on – 100%. She may look better, but this photo doesn’t show it.

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 6:23 pm

You should have used her photo from December signed, “Willy, keep up the good work !!”

Note that she used TWO EXCLAMATION POINTS – what did that mean ? Explain yourself !!

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The Colonel (R) June 12, 2013 at 6:28 pm

I dig the “Willy keep up the good work” photo but this one causes you to sort of go “…whoa, really?!?”

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Will Folks aka Sic June 12, 2013 at 6:58 pm

really? man y’alls be harsh.

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The Colonel (R) June 12, 2013 at 8:01 pm

Much, much better but still not as good as the “Keep… the… Willy… up” photo.

I prefer this one: http://orlandoweekly.com/news/happytown-pam-bondi-exposed-1.1440146

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Boz Martin June 13, 2013 at 11:24 am

Seriously. She looks pretty hot to me.

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9" June 12, 2013 at 6:33 pm

Slug

Also see: slugtrail

The moist secretions left by female anatomy after it has been heavily aroused or after having been filled with ejaculate.

Typically a slugtrail is created by a woman after pulling off her man after a good ride. The female typically rests her pudenda upon the man’s belly, slides back and forth, and create a slugtrail.

Also used to refer to any wetness created after said ride on the sheets.

It can also be used as a gerund (slugtrailing). Typically used by skanky girls to refer to one another’s feelings about an attractive male.
Bitch was so wet that when she pulled off she left a slugtrail all the way back to her side of the bed

Yo, bitch stop slugtrailing after my man – ya stank ho!

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 7:34 pm

Thanks for the interesting info — be sure to let us know when YOUR BOOK IS PUBLISHED!

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9" June 13, 2013 at 11:04 am

ummmm, photos,too.there’s nothing more beautiful than a slugtrail left on a treasure trail

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Frank Pytel June 13, 2013 at 10:31 am

Gotta be better than Hershey squirts!!

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9" June 12, 2013 at 6:33 pm

Slug

Also see: slugtrail

The moist secretions left by female anatomy after it has been heavily aroused or after having been filled with ejaculate.

Typically a slugtrail is created by a woman after pulling off her man after a good ride. The female typically rests her pudenda upon the man’s belly, slides back and forth, and create a slugtrail.

Also used to refer to any wetness created after said ride on the sheets.

It can also be used as a gerund (slugtrailing). Typically used by skanky girls to refer to one another’s feelings about an attractive male.
Bitch was so wet that when she pulled off she left a slugtrail all the way back to her side of the bed

Yo, bitch stop slugtrailing after my man – ya stank ho!

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 7:34 pm

Thanks for the interesting info — be sure to let us know when YOUR BOOK IS PUBLISHED!

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9" June 13, 2013 at 11:04 am

ummmm, photos,too.there’s nothing more beautiful than a slugtrail left on a treasure trail

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Frank Pytel June 13, 2013 at 10:31 am

Gotta be better than Hershey squirts!!

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rwwllms June 12, 2013 at 6:44 pm

Bad picture, very bad. Make an appointment with your optometrist Will. Soonest.

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rwwllms June 12, 2013 at 6:44 pm

Bad picture, very bad. Make an appointment with your optometrist Will. Soonest.

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Nice Try June 12, 2013 at 7:16 pm

Ha! He changed the pic after everyone complained. What a tool.

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Will Folks aka Sic June 12, 2013 at 7:34 pm

My tool liked the first pic. But my tool likes the second pic too.

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 7:37 pm

Thanks, Will – for appeasing us hoi polloi…. and I’m sure Ms. Bondi is appreciative….

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Curious June 12, 2013 at 7:45 pm

Second pic is much better.

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Nice Try June 12, 2013 at 7:16 pm

Ha! He changed the pic after everyone complained. What a tool.

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Will Folks aka Sic June 12, 2013 at 7:34 pm

My tool liked the first pic. But my tool likes the second pic too.

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 7:37 pm

Thanks, Will – for appeasing us hoi polloi…. and I’m sure Ms. Bondi is appreciative….

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Curious June 12, 2013 at 7:45 pm

Second pic is much better.

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Paddle time! June 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm

Well I begin to understand how Mrs. Sic keeps you in line…and don’t you just love it? So any slobbering talk about other girlies just gets you a well-warranted (and appreciated) spanking, you naughty boy!

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Paddle time! June 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm

Well I begin to understand how Mrs. Sic keeps you in line…and don’t you just love it? So any slobbering talk about other girlies just gets you a well-warranted (and appreciated) spanking, you naughty boy!

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Polyphemos June 12, 2013 at 9:13 pm

She shore is a cutie. But my heart belongs to Kate Upton.. http://www.hdwallpapers.in/walls/kate_upton-wide.jpg

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Lone Ranger & Tonto June 12, 2013 at 11:40 pm

You a boy scout leader? Why you post a boy-scout picture of KU?

Here’s a real man’s picture of her.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vOTXc70u978/ToVuZG5aa_I/AAAAAAAAjaI/f9AKupYjKvg/s1600/Kate-Upton-Naked.jpg

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Polyphemos June 13, 2013 at 5:52 pm

Zowie! Get.. me.. the defibrilatorrrrr,,,,……..

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Lone Ranger & Tonto June 13, 2013 at 11:50 pm

Polyphemos, you have good eyes. Kate has sub-par hips — boyish hips even — but everything else is genuine. That’s not a photoshop image. Here’s some more, right from SI. She eats good fruits and vegetables, with rare trace elements.

http://fashionscansremastered.net/2013/02/12/kate-upton-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-2013/

Your kemosabes,

LR & T

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Polyphemos June 14, 2013 at 12:36 pm

Dang! You’re right! Well.. I’m still hopelessly stunned by her beauty.

Lone Ranger & Tonto June 14, 2013 at 10:03 pm

Polyphemos, We still look for bikini photos of Catherine Templeton, whom we admire for her good looks and intelligence. But we fear that like Pam Bondi, Templeton suffers from heavy hips. We will keep FITS posted with any sitings.

https://www.fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/haley-llr-pick.jpg

Your kemosabes,

LR & T

Slartibartfast June 12, 2013 at 9:13 pm

She shore is a cutie. But my heart belongs to Kate Upton.. http://www.hdwallpapers.in/walls/kate_upton-wide.jpg

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Lone Ranger & Tonto June 12, 2013 at 11:40 pm

You a boy scout leader? Why you post a boy-scout picture of KU?

Here’s a real man’s picture of her.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vOTXc70u978/ToVuZG5aa_I/AAAAAAAAjaI/f9AKupYjKvg/s1600/Kate-Upton-Naked.jpg

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Slartibartfast June 13, 2013 at 5:52 pm

Zowie! Nice photoshop of her torso onto someone else’s boyish hips, however.

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Lone Ranger & Tonto June 13, 2013 at 11:50 pm

Polyphemos, you have good eyes. Kate has sub-par hips — boyish hips even — but everything else is genuine. That’s not a photoshop image. Here’s some more, right from SI. She eats good fruits and vegetables, with rare trace elements.

http://fashionscansremastered.net/2013/02/12/kate-upton-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-2013/

Your kemosabes,

LR & T

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Slartibartfast June 14, 2013 at 12:36 pm

Dang! You’re right! Well.. I’m still hopelessly stunned by her beauty.

Lone Ranger & Tonto June 14, 2013 at 10:03 pm

Polyphemos, We still look for bikini photos of Catherine Templeton, whom we admire for her good looks and intelligence. But we fear that like Pam Bondi, Templeton suffers from heavy hips. We will keep FITS posted with any sitings.

https://www.fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/haley-llr-pick.jpg

Your kemosabes,

LR & T

Insect June 12, 2013 at 9:48 pm

http://orlandoweekly.com/news/happytown-pam-bondi-exposed-1.1440146

Based on this photo, she has

very large thighs, 20 points

little-to-no curvature, 5 points

small bosoms, 10 points

and dyed hair, 5 points.

D

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DLK June 13, 2013 at 1:27 am

check, right on point — sarah palin’s got a bod better than this broad

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Jay Ellington June 13, 2013 at 10:41 am

Holy smokes, that’s a train wreck.

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Insect June 12, 2013 at 9:48 pm

http://orlandoweekly.com/news/happytown-pam-bondi-exposed-1.1440146

Based on this photo, she has

very large thighs, 20 points

little-to-no curvature, 5 points

small bosoms, 10 points

and dyed hair, 5 points.

D

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DLK June 13, 2013 at 1:27 am

check, right on point — sarah palin’s got a bod better than this broad

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 13, 2013 at 10:41 am

Holy smokes, that’s a train wreck.

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MGTT June 13, 2013 at 8:53 am

Maybe you should run a Nimrta vs Sarah Palin ‘Who Would You Rather’…

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Finius Nullis June 13, 2013 at 9:29 am

Rather what? Give us some choices – keep us not in suspense. This could be interesting, indeed.

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Hamby June 13, 2013 at 10:19 am

see in a bikini?

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Jay Ellington June 13, 2013 at 11:18 pm

You really don’t want to do that.

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MGTT June 13, 2013 at 8:53 am

Maybe you should run a Nimrta vs Sarah Palin ‘Who Would You Rather’…

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Finius Nullis June 13, 2013 at 9:29 am

Rather what? Give us some choices – keep us not in suspense. This could be interesting, indeed.

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Hamby June 13, 2013 at 10:19 am

see in a bikini?

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 13, 2013 at 11:18 pm

You really don’t want to do that.

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Jay Ellington June 13, 2013 at 10:25 am

So, is Will saying that as long as the person that’s doing the prying is of average aesthetics it’s ok? What a libtard thing to say.

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Frank Pytel June 13, 2013 at 10:29 am

Possibly more along the lines of there’s so many feminazi’s (irascible vaginas) out there that you take what you can get. :)

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Jay Ellington June 13, 2013 at 10:36 am

I have a feeling that with proper lighting and just the right cocktail of anti depressants and Red Bull, Debbie Wasserman Schultz wouldn’t be off limits to Will.

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Frank Pytel June 13, 2013 at 10:43 am

HAHA Whatever goggles you need. LOL

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 13, 2013 at 10:25 am

So, is Will saying that as long as the person that’s doing the prying is of average aesthetics it’s ok? What a libtard thing to say.

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Frank Pytel June 13, 2013 at 10:29 am

Possibly more along the lines of there’s so many feminazi’s (irascible vaginas) out there that you take what you can get. :)

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 13, 2013 at 10:36 am

I have a feeling that with proper lighting and just the right cocktail of anti depressants and Red Bull, Debbie Wasserman Schultz wouldn’t be off limits to Will.

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Frank Pytel June 13, 2013 at 10:43 am

HAHA Whatever goggles you need. LOL

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