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Dear God Help Us There’s Two Of Them …

For those of you new to this website, we have consistently tried to hold newly elected S.C. Rep. Beth Bernstein’s feet to the fire. The only problem? Her feet are almost always rocking some of the sexiest, most insanely stylish kicks we’ve ever seen … which of course kicks our…

For those of you new to this website, we have consistently tried to hold newly elected S.C. Rep. Beth Bernstein’s feet to the fire.

The only problem? Her feet are almost always rocking some of the sexiest, most insanely stylish kicks we’ve ever seen … which of course kicks our founding editor’s legendary shoe fetish into overdrive.

And that makes it hard … to focus.

Anyway as if we weren’t already sufficiently entranced by Bernstein, today we learn that the bombshell Columbia, S.C. lawmaker has a twin sister named Anne.

That’s right … there’s two.

In fact in a scene straight out of a Doublemint commercial, Anne accompanied Beth to the S.C. State House this week …

Resistance, it would appear, is truly futile …

UPDATE: No word yet on Beth and Anne’s kick selection during their visit to the S.C. State House this week, but we’re working on that information.

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Pic: @RepJamesSmith

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87 comments

Creeper May 2, 2013 at 11:53 am

Let the sexual twin fantasies begin.

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Creeper May 2, 2013 at 11:53 am

Let the sexual twin fantasies begin.

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jimlewisowb May 2, 2013 at 11:57 am

Once you get pass the shoes, forget it

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 12:17 pm

I still say she resembles Peeler…..

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jimlewisowb May 2, 2013 at 11:57 am

Once you get pass the shoes, forget it

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 12:17 pm

I still say she resembles Peeler…..

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Lewis May 2, 2013 at 12:03 pm

Beth, Anne and Lowell are good kids. Now, somebody please clue Beth into the fact that permitting Joel Lourie to be her “mentor” is not a good idea.

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Yelsewh May 2, 2013 at 1:32 pm

She’s over 40. Hardly a kid.

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Lewis May 2, 2013 at 12:03 pm

Beth, Anne and Lowell are good kids. Now, somebody please clue Beth into the fact that permitting Joel Lourie to be her “mentor” is not a good idea.

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Yelsewh May 2, 2013 at 1:32 pm

She’s over 40. Hardly a kid.

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Nah May 2, 2013 at 12:32 pm

“Bombshell”? Dude, you’ve got wicked low standards

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rwwllms May 2, 2013 at 2:42 pm

With their long scraggly hair, hook noses, and pointy chins color ’em green and you got stand-in’s for the Wicked Witch. Seriously.

They could also be stand-ins for Sarah Jessica Parker with their long horse faces (with copious amounts of makeup of course).

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Jed May 2, 2013 at 6:09 pm

You’re nuts. I’d bang either sister till the cows came home.

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SJP May 2, 2013 at 8:22 pm

Ok Joel.

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Derek May 3, 2013 at 2:09 pm

Lawyers’ drug of choice these days is snort-cocaine — cheap, plentiful, safe to buy. Gedney Howe gets the very best. Anyhoo, women lawyers like it especially since it enhances sex 1,000 percent. In Columbia it’s all over the street. Have a nice weekend girls.

Ralph May 3, 2013 at 12:17 am

gorgeous jewish girls – Paula Abdul, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johanssen, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Alison Brie, Kat Dennings, Lauren Bacall, Winona Ryder, Rachel Weisz.

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heels1785 May 3, 2013 at 10:56 am

Paula Abdul lol

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Nah May 2, 2013 at 12:32 pm

“Bombshell”? Dude, you’ve got wicked low standards

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rwwllms May 2, 2013 at 2:42 pm

With their long scraggly hair, hook noses, and pointy chins color ’em green and you got stand-in’s for the Wicked Witch. Seriously.

They could also be stand-ins for Sarah Jessica Parker with their long horse faces (with copious amounts of makeup of course).

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Jed May 2, 2013 at 6:09 pm

You’re nuts. I’d bang either sister till the cows came home.

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SJP May 2, 2013 at 8:22 pm

Ok Joel.

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Derek May 3, 2013 at 2:09 pm

Lawyers’ drug of choice these days is snort-cocaine — cheap, plentiful, safe to buy. Gedney Howe gets the very best. Anyhoo, women lawyers like it especially since it enhances sex 1,000 percent. In Columbia it’s all over the street. Have a nice weekend girls.

Ralph May 3, 2013 at 12:17 am

gorgeous jewish girls – Paula Abdul, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johanssen, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Alison Brie, Kat Dennings, Lauren Bacall, Winona Ryder, Rachel Weisz.

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heels1785 May 3, 2013 at 10:56 am

Paula Abdul lol

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aeb May 2, 2013 at 12:45 pm

These two could haunt a house.

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aeb May 2, 2013 at 12:45 pm

These two could haunt a house.

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Sailor May 2, 2013 at 12:46 pm

I’ll take the one in the white pants!

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Smirks May 2, 2013 at 1:25 pm

Yessir, she is definitely hotter.

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wanabejedi May 2, 2013 at 1:55 pm

agreed, I really don’t think beth is that hot honestly

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Sailor May 2, 2013 at 12:46 pm

I’ll take the one in the white pants!

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Smirks May 2, 2013 at 1:25 pm

Yessir, she is definitely hotter.

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wanabejedi May 2, 2013 at 1:55 pm

agreed, I really don’t think beth is that hot honestly

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Ole Jakie passed on that May 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm

Gross

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Hugh May 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm

Great hair, they look sexy. Word is their perfume will slay you. Chanel no. 9?

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Ole Jakie passed on that May 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm

Gross

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Hugh May 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm

Great hair, they look sexy. Word is their perfume will slay you. Chanel no. 9?

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Squishy123 May 2, 2013 at 1:15 pm

And neither of them own a hair brush.

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Crazy Eddie May 2, 2013 at 6:14 pm

when you have sex with wild women like that you want them to go comb their hair?

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Squishy123 May 2, 2013 at 1:15 pm

And neither of them own a hair brush.

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Crazy Eddie May 2, 2013 at 6:14 pm

when you have sex with wild women like that you want them to go comb their hair?

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P. Manigault, Charleston May 2, 2013 at 1:21 pm

Would not kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers.

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9" May 2, 2013 at 5:44 pm

you’ll regret…

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GrandTango May 2, 2013 at 1:21 pm

FITS represents Everything the liberals and Liberal-Tarians have used to wage war on Men, White People, Conservatives, Earners and the Responsible…
Does the term “Hypocrite” mean anything to yall..prolly not…

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P. Manigault, Charleston May 2, 2013 at 1:21 pm

Would not kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers.

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9" May 2, 2013 at 5:44 pm

you’ll regret…

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9" May 2, 2013 at 1:27 pm

Spend 10 years with a Jewish princess and you too, will be gay. I’ve seen it happen.

He ran into my arms,crying.

Just get their shoes,dude.I’m sure they have plenty, they bought when on sale..

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9" May 2, 2013 at 1:27 pm

Spend 10 years with a Jewish princess and you too, will be gay. I’ve seen it happen.

He ran into my arms,crying.

Just get their shoes,dude.I’m sure they have plenty, they bought when on sale..

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Dr. Bill May 2, 2013 at 1:44 pm

The one on the left, Anne, was in medical school with me. She is smart, hot, and classy. Looks like she is aging well. I assume her identical twin, Beth, is similar.

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Hot Harry May 2, 2013 at 5:39 pm

Jewish girls do age well. And these two are hot, hot, hot. You want a prude protestant — maybe a baptist — in bed with you? Or a catholic? Jewish girls are adventurous and jump at kinky, curious sex. These girls will be hot when they’re 70.

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 8:59 pm

“Jewish girls are top of the line for bedroom antics” — deposition of Henry (redacted) re divorce case: (Redacted) vs (Redacted) …..

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Dr. Bill May 2, 2013 at 1:44 pm

The one on the left, Anne, was in medical school with me. She is smart, hot, and classy. Looks like she is aging well. I assume her identical twin, Beth, is similar.

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Hot Harry May 2, 2013 at 5:39 pm

Jewish girls do age well. And these two are hot, hot, hot. You want a prude protestant — maybe a baptist — in bed with you? Or a catholic? Jewish girls are adventurous and jump at kinky, curious sex. These girls will be hot when they’re 70.

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 8:59 pm

“Jewish girls are top of the line for bedroom antics”

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GrandTango May 2, 2013 at 2:18 pm

Have any of you leftwing, cavemen Dumb@$$@$ ever TALKED to a REAL Woman?
Democrat women would slap the P!$$ out of your tongue-hanging mouths, if you even spoke to them w/o meeting their credentials list.
Today, democrat women have special intrest criteria they insist on before answering to advances. You must be: Homosexual (bi-curious works) race-based or a have-not-bathed, Communist-sympathizer, coffee-shop philosopher. Those are trending w/ Leftwing Skanks, these days.
And you better make sure you can recite all the dialogue from all Sex-and-the-City episodes, ver batim.
Of course (before I was married) I turned my share of them. Spoiled em. There are things w/ some men that are universal, that a woman will abandoned all the effeminate liberal B*!!-$#!* for, once she has it…And that worked in my favor a lot…

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Torch May 2, 2013 at 2:28 pm

BigT, is that you under an assumed name?

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GrandTango May 2, 2013 at 2:56 pm

Yes: I changed it to be able to edit.
Grand = Big
Tango = T

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 3:38 pm

I thought that if you register with Discus under an email address you could edit. Does using a different moniker require another email address?

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 2:57 pm

….. between shifts at Taco Bell are ya’ — Big T for Tango? ….. and “turned my share of them” — into what?

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I'm still here asshole May 2, 2013 at 4:33 pm

Cunt

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9" May 3, 2013 at 3:49 pm

Wassup w/the Abe pic? He created that organization you’re always going on about;NAMBLA

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darksied calling May 2, 2013 at 2:40 pm

honestly for a moment i thought anne was beth’s daughter when i first looked at the picture..secondly do these women not own a hair brush?? i mean seriously nothing wrong with bed hair at 7am, especially when im the reason for bed hair, but really after noon its past tacky.

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darksied calling May 2, 2013 at 2:40 pm

honestly for a moment i thought anne was beth’s daughter when i first looked at the picture..secondly do these women not own a hair brush?? i mean seriously nothing wrong with bed hair at 7am, especially when im the reason for bed hair, but really after noon its past tacky.

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jch9596 May 2, 2013 at 2:51 pm

That’s cute. One is wearing a black blouse with white pants while the other is wearing black pants and a white blouse. While I think both are attractive, the one with the white pants looks more like a younger sister than a twin.

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jch9596 May 2, 2013 at 2:51 pm

That’s cute. One is wearing a black blouse with white pants while the other is wearing black pants and a white blouse. While I think both are attractive, the one with the white pants looks more like a younger sister than a twin.

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lowcorider May 2, 2013 at 4:07 pm

So girls, why the long face?

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Lowcorider May 2, 2013 at 4:07 pm

So girls, why the long face?

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Mountain Man May 2, 2013 at 4:30 pm

comment on their looks you open the door for input. So, they are okay if you like your girls to look like Jay Leno

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Mountain Man May 2, 2013 at 4:30 pm

comment on their looks you open the door for input. So, they are okay if you like your girls to look like Jay Leno

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Jennifer May 2, 2013 at 4:53 pm

Beth is an extremely hard-working woman who always puts others before herself. It’s a nice change to have someone like that as a house rep.

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Jennifer May 2, 2013 at 4:53 pm

Beth is an extremely hard-working woman who always puts others before herself. It’s a nice change to have someone like that as a house rep.

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Doggone May 2, 2013 at 5:33 pm

Bombshell my ass. More like dud. They are freaking trolls.

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Doggone May 2, 2013 at 5:33 pm

Bombshell my ass. More like dud. They are freaking trolls.

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TankMcNamara May 2, 2013 at 6:28 pm

I’d hit ’em.

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TankMcNamara May 2, 2013 at 6:28 pm

I’d hit ’em.

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Mike at the Beach May 2, 2013 at 11:16 pm

The comments here about the sisters’ appearance crack me up. Not that it seems particularly newsworthy, but they seem pretty normal and attractive to most of the folks I know. I bet if blog commenters had to upload full body shots before they could post (as painful as that would no doubt be for all of us here to see), the negative cracks about their physical attributes may taper off a bit.

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Mike at the Beach May 2, 2013 at 11:16 pm

The comments here about the sisters’ appearance crack me up. Not that it seems particularly newsworthy, but they seem pretty normal and attractive to most of the folks I know. I bet if blog commenters had to upload full body shots before they could post (as painful as that would no doubt be for all of us here to see), the negative cracks about their physical attributes may taper off a bit.

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2ndAssistantHallMonitorSelect May 3, 2013 at 2:17 am

Fits, I enjoy your website except when you get creepy. I do NOT want to know what your sexual thoughts are, ok? Kindly vent them in another direction on another “website” and not this one. This creep factor may cost you the 1st. Decent and serious folks have better things to read, think about and do. If Republicans cannot be decent then I will not vote or vote third party. In short, please be dirty on your own time and not here. Please. It’s like I walked into a coffee shop and a middle school lunchroom broke out.

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2ndAssistantHallMonitorSelect May 3, 2013 at 2:17 am

Fits, I enjoy your website except when you get creepy. I do NOT want to know what your sexual thoughts are, ok? Kindly vent them in another direction on another “website” and not this one. This creep factor may cost you the 1st. Decent and serious folks have better things to read, think about and do. If Republicans cannot be decent then I will not vote or vote third party. In short, please be dirty on your own time and not here. Please. It’s like I walked into a coffee shop and a middle school lunchroom broke out.

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dsmith May 3, 2013 at 11:33 am

With voices like Joan Rivers and Roseanne Barr.

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dsmith May 3, 2013 at 11:33 am

With voices like Joan Rivers and Roseanne Barr.

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scsince60 May 3, 2013 at 11:49 am

“There is two of them” or “There are two of them”? Maybe “…..THERE’RE TWO OF THEM….” would be better. Anyway, they are so hideous, it makes them kinda cute. Weird.

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scsince60 May 3, 2013 at 11:49 am

“There is two of them” or “There are two of them”? Maybe “…..THERE’RE TWO OF THEM….” would be better. Anyway, they are so hideous, it makes them kinda cute. Weird.

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