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We’re Ruled By Vanessa?

For reasons surpassing understanding, The Huffington Post has released a list of twenty-five politicians from across the country who (in HuffPo‘s opinion) resemble Disney characters. Because, you know, there’s nothing really important happening in the country right now. No. 22 on the list? S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley, who is said…

For reasons surpassing understanding, The Huffington Post has released a list of twenty-five politicians from across the country who (in HuffPo‘s opinion) resemble Disney characters. Because, you know, there’s nothing really important happening in the country right now.

No. 22 on the list? S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley, who is said to favor Vanessa from The Little Mermaid.

Take a look …

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haley vanessa

For those of you who haven’t seen the movie, Vanessa is the human alter-ego of Ursula – the “sea witch” from the famous Hans Christian Andersen tale.

She is described by the official Disney Wiki as an “extremely beautiful seductive woman” who puts on “a convincing facade of innocence” and uses her “hypnotizing voice” to brainwash a charming, but gullible prince.

Vanessa also possesses “teleportation” and “shapeshifting” capabilities … which presumably include the ability to alter one’s ideologies at a moment’s notice based on political convenience.

Oh, and she can also “summon storms …

Impressive huh? Of course we would be remiss not to point out the down side …

“Vanessa’s public facade of innocence gradually, but quickly, disappears,” once her spell is broken, at which point she “becomes vicious and shrill in her attempts to defend herself.”

So we’ve got that to look forward to …

Anyway, HuffPo clearly didn’t reach out to the governor for her thoughts on the matter. If they had, they would have learned she’s already spoken for when it comes to cartoon comparisons.

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Hat Tip: PC

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18 comments

BigT March 15, 2013 at 8:28 am

It’s pretty pathetic when you are having to import your hatred to an even more nototious (or at least better known) liberal rag than yours…
Could it be that you and Sanford experiencing the rejection on the campaign trail, has finally brought reality home…and it’s broken you to discover how truly REPULSIVE you both are????

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Will Folks aka Sic March 15, 2013 at 8:31 am

That is it, BigT, that is it … thank you for your diagnosis.

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Simi March 15, 2013 at 10:06 am

Oh, BigT, I am the biggest hater of all…not Will.

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BigT March 15, 2013 at 10:14 am

America-Hater…no doubt…

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BigT March 15, 2013 at 8:28 am

It’s pretty pathetic when you are having to import your hatred to an even more nototious (or at least better known) liberal rag than yours…
Could it be that you and Sanford experiencing the rejection on the campaign trail, has finally brought reality home…and it’s broken you to discover how truly REPULSIVE you both are????

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Will Folks aka Sic March 15, 2013 at 8:31 am

That is it, BigT, that is it … thank you for your diagnosis.

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Simi March 15, 2013 at 10:06 am

Oh, BigT, I am the biggest hater of all…not Will.

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BigT March 15, 2013 at 10:14 am

America-Hater…no doubt…

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dwb619 March 15, 2013 at 12:28 pm

?????

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dwb619 March 15, 2013 at 12:28 pm

?????

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jimlewisowb March 15, 2013 at 12:45 pm

Someone at the Post has been huffing

The Gypsy Witch in Snow White is a better fit

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shifty henry March 15, 2013 at 1:42 pm

—– Joanie Phoanie

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jimlewisowb March 15, 2013 at 12:45 pm

Someone at the Post has been huffing

The Gypsy Witch in Snow White is a better fit

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shifty henry March 15, 2013 at 1:42 pm

—– Joanie Phoanie

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shifty henry March 15, 2013 at 1:11 pm

OK, folks, it’s time for Sic Willie to step up the interest on Fitsnews. I would like to see some political editorial cartoons (preferably in color because I llke to use my XP sort of like a portrait with these Disney characters). But to be more pertinent some of these cartoon characters would be appropriate for some of the commentators (and you know who you are) —-
Heckle & Jeckle — Chicken Little — and from one of my all-time favorites, “LIL Abner” –Pappy Yokum — Hairless Joe — Lonesome Polecat — Joe Btfsplk — Nightmare Alice — The Scraggs — Joanie Phoanie –Big Barnsmell — J. Roaringham Fatback — Senator Jack S.Phogbound — General Bullmoose

—- don’t ask, I’ll tell you that I could be J. Colossal McGenius (famous for telling long-winded jokes with forgotten punch lines)

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Soft Sigh from Hell March 16, 2013 at 11:51 am

Foghorn J. Leghorn
Dirty Pierre
Daffy Duck

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shifty henry March 15, 2013 at 1:11 pm

OK, folks, it’s time for Sic Willie to step up the interest on Fitsnews. I would like to see some political editorial cartoons (preferably in color because I llke to use my XP sort of like a portrait with these Disney characters). But to be more pertinent some of these cartoon characters would be appropriate for some of the commentators (and you know who you are) —-
Heckle & Jeckle — Chicken Little — and from one of my all-time favorites, “LIL Abner” –Pappy Yokum — Hairless Joe — Lonesome Polecat — Joe Btfsplk — Nightmare Alice — The Scraggs — Joanie Phoanie –Big Barnsmell — J. Roaringham Fatback — Senator Jack S.Phogbound — General Bullmoose

—- don’t ask, I’ll tell you that I could be J. Colossal McGenius (famous for telling long-winded jokes with forgotten punch lines)

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Soft Sigh from Hell March 16, 2013 at 11:51 am

Foghorn J. Leghorn
Dirty Pierre
Daffy Duck

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