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SC Rural Photo: The (Real) Winner …

Earlier this year we mocked the S.C. Department of Commerce for holding a “Rural Photo Contest” in conjunction with its 23rd annual “Rural Summit” in Aiken, S.C. To view our “winning entry,” click here … Now, here’s the actual winner of the competition … (Click to enlarge) Hmmmm … With…

Earlier this year we mocked the S.C. Department of Commerce for holding a “Rural Photo Contest” in conjunction with its 23rd annual “Rural Summit” in Aiken, S.C.

To view our “winning entry,” click here …

Now, here’s the actual winner of the competition …

(Click to enlarge)

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Hmmmm …

With all due respect to the Commerce Department, it needs better talent evaluators. More to the point, it shouldn’t be hosting a “Rural Photo Contest” or a “Rural Summit” in the first place. Both are utter and complete wastes of taxpayer resources. In fact seeing as “economic development” isn’t even a core function of government, we would propose eliminating this agency and its annual $100 million budget altogether.

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28 comments

Comrade1917 March 13, 2013 at 1:34 pm

Is that Rotorooter or a varation of cornholing?

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Comrade1917 March 13, 2013 at 1:34 pm

Is that Rotorooter or a varation of cornholing?

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TheKing March 13, 2013 at 1:41 pm

That tatoo…

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southmauldin March 13, 2013 at 3:34 pm

And beergut.

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Please March 13, 2013 at 10:26 pm

Finally, a REAL pic of Mrs. Sic!

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shifty henry March 14, 2013 at 10:52 am

Mrs. Sic wears those mid-thigh skirts and 6″ high heels – especially when she is dusting Sic Willie’s trophies and awards.

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Please March 14, 2013 at 1:20 pm

Trophies and awards for what?

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TheKing March 13, 2013 at 1:41 pm

That tatoo…

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southmauldin March 13, 2013 at 3:34 pm

And beergut.

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Please March 13, 2013 at 10:26 pm

Finally, a REAL pic of Mrs. Sic!

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shifty henry March 14, 2013 at 10:52 am

Mrs. Sic wears those mid-thigh skirts and 6″ high heels – especially when she is dusting Sic Willie’s trophies and awards.

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Please March 14, 2013 at 1:20 pm

Trophies and awards for what?

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shifty henry March 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm

Are you kidding me? The guy is supposed to stick the plunger into the roll of toilet paper the girl is holding between her legs! —– hope that isn’t her husband………..

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southmauldin March 13, 2013 at 3:34 pm

That’s a girl in the muscle shirt and jorts and gold chain?

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shifty henry March 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm

Are you kidding me? The guy is supposed to stick the plunger into the roll of toilet paper the girl is holding between her legs! —– hope that isn’t her husband………..

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southmauldin March 13, 2013 at 3:34 pm

That’s a girl in the muscle shirt and jorts and gold chain?

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Mark March 13, 2013 at 4:08 pm

OH The Humanity!! Good Lord I may never get another stiffy….gotta go and look at those catwoman pics again and get these pictures out of my head.

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Mark March 13, 2013 at 4:08 pm

OH The Humanity!! Good Lord I may never get another stiffy….gotta go and look at those catwoman pics again and get these pictures out of my head.

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Buz Martin March 13, 2013 at 4:31 pm

Ben Affleck said on Jay Leno one time that he and his brothers and their friends used to have contests where they’d eat a bunch of chili, get nekkid, bend over and see who could squirt the runny shit the furthest. So when it comes to gross red-neckedness, SC is far behind wherever that Academy-Award winner comes from. And I think he’s from up nawth.

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Boz Martin March 13, 2013 at 4:31 pm

Ben Affleck said on Jay Leno one time that he and his brothers and their friends used to have contests where they’d eat a bunch of chili, get nekkid, bend over and see who could squirt the runny shit the furthest. So when it comes to gross red-neckedness, SC is far behind wherever that Academy-Award winner comes from. And I think he’s from up nawth.

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Squishy123 March 13, 2013 at 8:54 pm

Was that BigT’s family reunion?

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shifty henry March 14, 2013 at 10:50 am

No one would invite him——-

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Squishy123 March 13, 2013 at 8:54 pm

Was that BigT’s family reunion?

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shifty henry March 14, 2013 at 10:50 am

No one would invite him——-

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Maurizzio March 13, 2013 at 9:00 pm

I’d recognize Glenn’s bent-over body with that red shirt anywhere. So cute.

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Maurizzio March 13, 2013 at 9:00 pm

I’d recognize Glenn’s bent-over body with that red shirt anywhere. So cute.

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9" March 14, 2013 at 3:42 pm

redneck reality

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9" March 14, 2013 at 3:42 pm

redneck reality

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