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Alice Eve Is Perfect




Who is Alice Eve?  We honestly have (or had) no clue.  Until this week we’d never heard of her … and aside from her prancing around Miami in various bikinis last weekend, she hasn’t done much lately to make us pay her much mind.

Apparently (a.k.a. “according to Wikipedia) Eve is a “an English actress, known for her roles in films including She’s Out of My League, Sex and the City 2, and Men in Black 3.” She’s 30 years old, 5-foot-6 and (if you believe what you read on the internet) 115 pounds.

We don’t believe what we read on the internet, though …

Whatever Eve’s dimensions, though, she’s perfect … seriously.  Her body is the sort of 100 percent natural “awesome” that our culture has for reason surpassing understanding been conditioned to criticize.  We don’t get it.  We’ll take Eve and her curves over the “heroin chic” supermodel look any day of the week.  Seriously … look at Eve in the pics below … and then look at these pics of a woman half her age.

Any questions?

We’re actually working up a post on the issue of women and their weight issues … focusing on women who have weight issues even though they shouldn’t.  Why? Because if there is one website uniquely qualified to delve into such a personal and sensitive (i.e. feminine) topic, it’s this one … if for no other reason than our intentionally ironic linkage of sensitivity and femininity just then.

And our history of weight-based objectification of course.

Oh well … stay tuned for that piece.  You might be surprised by what you read.

In the meantime, enjoy the perfectly proportioned beauty that is Alice Eve …

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