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Anderson SC Code: Check Your “Bitches”

CITY ORDINANCE COMPELS “CONFINEMENT OF BITCHES IN HEAT” We’ve often referred to Anderson, S.C. as the “land that time forgot.” Why?  Well, section 118-11 of the city’s municipal code, entitled “Confinement Of Bitches In Heat,” is instructive. Here is the full text of the code … It shall be the duty…

CITY ORDINANCE COMPELS “CONFINEMENT OF BITCHES IN HEAT”

We’ve often referred to Anderson, S.C. as the “land that time forgot.”

Why?  Well, section 118-11 of the city’s municipal code, entitled “Confinement Of Bitches In Heat,” is instructive.

Here is the full text of the code …

It shall be the duty of any owner or of any person having control of any bitch to confine her securely and keep her concealed from view while she is in heat. It shall be the duty of the animal control officer or police to remove any such bitch, either on private or public premises, if she is not securely confined and concealed from view. Any owner or person having control of any bitch who shall fail, refuse, or neglect to keep her securely confined and concealed from view while she is in heat shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.

Yeah …

Check yo bitches! 

This is no antiquated code, either.  It was last enacted on October 13, 2014 and is currently in effect within the city limits.

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27 comments

And? October 2, 2015 at 3:20 pm

It’s needed state wide.
There are many people here how won’t get their dogs spayed and then the get knocked up with more bastards. Some Pitbull owners are really bad about this.

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Bitch Please October 2, 2015 at 3:21 pm

The world has enough puppies.

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The Buzzman October 2, 2015 at 3:28 pm

Bitches be like: “I don’t need no stinkin’ code!

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CorruptionInColumbia October 2, 2015 at 3:33 pm

Is it true that they have outstanding warrants on Michael H for this violation?

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Susan October 2, 2015 at 3:50 pm

Damn this needs to be enforced on Nikki Haley.

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Bristol's Bastard October 2, 2015 at 3:58 pm

I guess they don’t have to worry about The Palins moving to Anderson.

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Kristen Nicol October 2, 2015 at 7:23 pm

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Nölff October 2, 2015 at 4:02 pm Reply
Lone Ranger October 2, 2015 at 5:13 pm

Just when we thought Will Folks’ dream…ahem…scheme…ahem…lie
about sleeping with Haley was about as low as he could go

Just like Obama we shoulda slapped his mama because like
patriots’ flag-ripping-Boehner kissing Joe Wilson—there is NO low too low !!!

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The Buzzman October 3, 2015 at 9:38 am

Will’s allegations regarding an affair with Haley have never been disproven. If I am wrong on this, and they have indeed been disproven, please provide a link to information on that.

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fly shit October 3, 2015 at 7:43 pm

http://www.wistv.com/story/3911359/will-folks-pleads-guilty-to-criminal-domestic-violence

Haley triumphed in her 2014 re-election bid by the largest margin of any South Carolina gubernatorial candidate in 24 years, defeating Democratic challenger Vincent Sheheen, a state senator, by a 56% to 41% margin.

http://mic.com/articles/121188/south-carolina-governor-nikki-haley-everything-you-need-to-know

Need more proof,pussy?

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The Buzzman October 4, 2015 at 12:29 am

That proves only that the voters in SC mostly can’t stand Democrats, and the one she was running against was one of the biggest assholes in SC politics — even worse than her in some ways, truth be told.

Can’t make up your mind whether you love her or hate her now that she dissed your precious flag, huh pogo? That must be a bitch. I know SHE is. lol

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fly shit October 4, 2015 at 8:52 am

Wrong again Boz. Party labels had nothing to do with Haley’s landslide election.
The fact that she was NOT an infanticide/abortion lover and gay marriage supporting pervert like you was what got her elected 2x.
That AND the lies about her personal life.

The Buzzman October 4, 2015 at 1:31 pm

If you ever run for office, you won’t need anyone else to lie about your personal life to help you get elected. You do it constantly. Lies about yourself and lies about others are the pogo M.O. You even change your positions about Haley quite often. Sometimes several times in one day. So flip-flopping for the flop known as flip comes naturally. In other words, you are a natural-born campaigner.

Now, that doesn’t mean you’d get elected. GT just might far out of state, or he may have shuffled off the mortal coil. So you might get zero votes.

Hell, even Bible Thumper wouldn’t vote for you.

Bible Thumper October 2, 2015 at 7:40 pm

Did Will Folks ever graduate from Middle school?

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Uh huh October 2, 2015 at 11:00 pm

You’ve lost something…hmm….what is it?

Oh yea! Your sense of humor.

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Bible Thumper October 2, 2015 at 11:43 pm

I have a sense of humor. It has developed beyond the level of a fifth grader. If yours had, you would’ve given me a LOL.

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Uh huh October 3, 2015 at 7:47 am

It doesn’t matter the level of intellect for those reading your jokw, it’s not deserving of a ‘lol’. You probably laugh at your own jokes too.

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A pimp named Slickback October 2, 2015 at 11:04 pm

I gots my bitches under control:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmeprzFOA64

I don’t need no government to tell me how to keep my bitches, bitches.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein October 3, 2015 at 1:27 pm

The pimp hand is strong in Anderson.

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Gail Heyward October 4, 2015 at 12:11 am

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CorruptionInColumbia October 3, 2015 at 5:46 pm

Years ago, I worked in a small town with a similar ordinance, here in SC. There, they commonly used the term “proud”, “prouden”, or something like that to describe a dog being “in heat”. I had never heard that term for that condituon before and the first time someone complaining about a female dog that was loose and “proud”, I was like “WTF????”.
The town had no leash law, but a female dog in heat was apparently a BFD for people there, especially the oldsters.

I remember being flagged down one day by this old guy who was about to have a coronary over a female dog in heat that had been mating with several males in the street in front of his house. He was going on about how the dogs were doing it where “wimminfilk could see it” and how he had to get his wife back inside until they were gone.
I guess they were scared the spectacle might turn their wives on or give them ideas, or something.

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Native Ink October 3, 2015 at 9:58 pm

In Tennessee, they still have laws about confining proud female dogs:

https://www.animallaw.info/statute/tn-dog-consolidated-dog-laws#s44_4_410

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CorruptionInColumbia October 3, 2015 at 10:25 pm

Interesting! Thank you for the link!

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shifty henry October 4, 2015 at 12:01 am

I didn’t make a note of who gave me this one —-
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I think you know where we’re going with this. A woman called the police when she heard screaming coming from a neighbor’s house in Maine. But when the police arrived, they discovered the sound was coming from one extremely happy male pig that had just been put inside a pen with five sows in heat. What I was saying about the toe-curling sex? I guess I was right.

And it just goes to show, sometimes the line between ecstasy and agony can be very thin indeed. I wonder if the pig wasn’t also a bit tortured over which sow to mate with first. The hottie with the brown speckles running down her back? The vixen with gray bristles? Or the shy gal with the pink ears batting her long lashes? Well, no hurry. There’s time for all the ladieeeeez.

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RogueElephant October 3, 2015 at 6:41 pm

WOW . Talk about a slow news day.

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CorruptionInColumbia October 3, 2015 at 10:27 pm

The chick in the photo accompanying the story looks hot. I’d like to see more of her.

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