Greenville Strip Club Shut Down

ALL THANKS TO “GOD COPS” WHO USED TAX MONEY FOR LAP DANCES … || By FITSNEWS || Score one for Upstate, S.C. “Vice Squad” solicitor Walt Wilkins … and sanctimonious politicians everywhere who believe their morals outweigh your liberties. Wilkins has succeeded in getting a socially conservative judge to shut down a…


|| By FITSNEWS || Score one for Upstate, S.C. “Vice Squad” solicitor Walt Wilkins … and sanctimonious politicians everywhere who believe their morals outweigh your liberties.

Wilkins has succeeded in getting a socially conservative judge to shut down a Greenville, S.C. strip club for being a “public nuisance.”  This after county sheriff’s deputies spent thousands of tax dollars on lap dances and other “attention” as part of an undercover sting operation at the facility.

Wilkins alleges that strippers at the club are engaging in prostitution – and performing sex acts on customers (and fellow strippers) inside the club.

Really?  So what!

As we’ve said repeatedly, prostitution should be decriminalized in South Carolina (and all over the country).  Especially in a state as dirt poor as this one.  Hell … that might be one of the only skills some of our “workers” posses thanks to the Palmetto State’s worst-in-the-nation government-run school system.

But this isn’t just a debate about the laws on the books … or the economic merits of expanded liberty.  It’s a debate about due process.  Wilkins’ “nuisance” charge has forced this business to close its doors … without any of its employees being convicted of a crime related to the ongoing vendetta.

How on earth does that make sense?

It doesn’t … unless of course you’re the “Jesus Judge” doling out this heavy-handed edict.

“In light of both the degree and the nature of the evidence, (the club) has clearly crossed the lines it agreed to operate within and the lines that the applicable law allows,” judge Charles B. Simmons wrote in his order. “(The club) may not close its corporate eyes to the activities in its location … and then claim blindness to the act.”

Simmons, for those of you keeping score at home, is an elder at First Presbyterian Church in Greenville, S.C.  In fact his church affiliation is the first thing listed on his judicial bio (after his wife and children).

Sheesh …

Government has absolutely no business forbidding consenting adults from taking off their clothes for money.  Or providing sexual favors for money.  Or shutting down businesses based on a judge’s biased view of the world.


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God Save Us From Your Peeps May 6, 2015 at 4:55 pm

Wow! I’ll sleep much better tonight knowing that strippers won’t be lap dancing or performing oral sex on others or each-other. Hey, let em get away with it the club tonight, and tomorrow night they break into your home and perform oral sex on you and your wife or make you watch as they do it to each-other. Say hallelujia!!!

Of course, if they are as heavily inked as the one in the pic, I might not enjoy it that much, anyway. Nothing turns me off with a chick a s much as stupid or that she has chosen to mutilate herself. The two often go hand-in-hand. At s minimum, the ink screams “shallow, self-absobed bitch” in most cases.

The Buzzman May 6, 2015 at 5:05 pm

Tatts don’t bother me, unless they’re extremely bad ones.

Self-absorbed? That’s a relative term. Some people think women are self-absorbed if they like to dress nice, have a garden, etc. Others think they’re self-absorbed if they don’t want to be domestic slaves. Or have some idiot politician trying to keep them from having birth control pills. Etc.

Tatts are kind of a tribal thing. Always have been. Humankind has strong desire for belonging to tribes. For some, it’s lodges or social clubs. Bikers are very tribal. But so are golfers. In none of the cases does a person have to be stupid to want to be part of a tribe. In my opinion. But I gots no tatts, mayself, and don’t want ’em.

shifty henry May 6, 2015 at 5:33 pm

For some, it’s lodges or social clubs.
Two guys are talking in a bar. “Did you know that lions have sex 15 – 20 times a night?” The other guy replies, “No, and dadgummit I just joined the Elks.”

Rocky May 6, 2015 at 5:13 pm

You’re paying $10 to watch her flash her butt in your face, and grasp dollar bills with her boobs – is shallow, or self-absorbed really that important in that particular setting? To me – no!!!!! Wax job – yes!!!!!!

shifty henry May 6, 2015 at 5:36 pm

‘tomorrow night they break into your home and perform oral sex on you and your wife’


While escaped, a convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.” “Dear,” the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, “I’m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!”.

jimlewisowb May 6, 2015 at 5:07 pm

Notice to all Baptists, Methodist, Mennonites, Calvinists, etc in the greater Greenville Area

Now that one of your favorite places to eat has closed down you may want visit one of the fine establishments listed below before I am God Walt and his co-pilot Jesus Christ Simmons nail the doors shut:

10301 Greenville Hwy
Wellford, South Carolina 29385
216 Transit Drive
Greenville, South Carolina 29607
“Lady Godiva’s 2”
105 Saint Mark Rd
Taylors, South Carolina 29687
“Trophy Club”
450 Airport Rd
Greenville, South Carolina 29607
“Lady Godiva’s I”
4725 Augusta Rd
Greenville, South Carolina 29605

ps, If you happen to be a Deacon or Elder in your respective religious organization be advised the girls at Godiva’s I dance butt nakkied, however portable defiblators are station throughout the building

Baptist Sin Odd May 6, 2015 at 5:11 pm

Hey, give a Baptist a break, can you give me the skinny on Trophy Club – that one sounds nice. Nikita’s just sounds like Nikki is there, and I don’t want to see that.

west_rhino May 7, 2015 at 9:34 am

Nikita’s running afoul of the law has surfaced on FITS in the last decade, though I think Wil was griping about service in the “champagne room” or maybe the talent looked like trophy mouth Rick Beltram?

ted May 6, 2015 at 5:09 pm

I guess Nikki won’t be going there for lap dances.

shifty henry May 6, 2015 at 5:28 pm

— not any more

Plus and Minus May 6, 2015 at 5:37 pm

+2 for the Fuck me Boots, +4 for Fishnets, +3 for Blonde, -6 for the ink.

Willy Manickney May 6, 2015 at 5:41 pm

Never had to pay for a “piece” in my lifetime. Never will. Too much VERY GOOD pussy available otherwise. Former friend of mine sis the worst pussy he EVER had was “wonderful”.

I agree with decriminalization of prostitution. It’s legal in Nevada except for Clark (Las Vegas) and Washoe (Reno) counties, and there are “ranches” at the county line of each. As a matter of fact, the former head of SCDHEC Labs (Dr. Art DiSalvo) is, unless he has retired, the head of the NV Health Dept’s lab that give the “girls” their regular “checkup” to make sure they are VD-free. Funny thing about NV is that most crimes occur in the “non-prostitution” counties. (I will have to admit that they also have the greatest populations).

Before Charleston brought in its Black, Jewish police chief (Greenberg) to “clean things up” there was a “little bit” of “illegal” prostitution on Charleston. Each brothel would be raided once a week, and a fine would be levied against each prostitute and each brothel. Not a bad license fee – $400 a month for each prostitute, and $400 a month for each brothel. Same deal on bars back then. Each bar would get a phone call when it would be raided – “last call” would be given, and all but a couple or 3 bottles would be removed from sight. The “vice squad” would appear at the proper time, sieze the “evidence” remaining on the bar, collect the $100.00 “fine” and leave. Same again next week. The Old Francis Marion Hotel was a specialist in telling you when to drink up.

Willy Manickney May 6, 2015 at 5:42 pm

EDIT: “sis” should be “says”

Rocky May 6, 2015 at 6:20 pm

My father’s job after being called up back into the Navy during Korea, was to leave his ship every Sunday morning in North Charleston, drive downtown, go to the local court, and pay the fines and then return back with the guys who were busted by vice. Said it was complete racket.

fc May 6, 2015 at 9:34 pm

So Rocky’s dad served during Korea yet his mother-in -law is too young for Medicare.

When will all the lying stop Rocky? LMAO!!!

Rocky May 7, 2015 at 9:15 am

Who said my mother-in-law was too young for Medicare. I never said that. Maybe, just maybe, their residency status precludes access to Medicare. But then you’re always quick to assume, and slow to think through, sometimes.

GrandTango May 6, 2015 at 5:41 pm

Think of all the baby’s milk money that will not go into a G-String, now.

I bet babies not starving, REALLY P!$$#$ off the liberals, and Liberal-Tarians…

Not to mention: fewer jobs for women to disgrace themselves, for the pleasure of leches and pervs…who have to pay to get attention from a woman…

If the shut-down bothers you, you may be a creep…

fartblossom May 6, 2015 at 5:43 pm

Time for another Haldol and another 200 mg Thorazine….

GrandTango May 6, 2015 at 5:47 pm

Empty brain, again…????

E Norma Scok May 6, 2015 at 5:54 pm

Think of all the strippers with kids that will have to get on public assistance, and are no longer taxpayers.

Way to go!

GrandTango May 6, 2015 at 5:58 pm

Most of them, if they are Democrats, probably already get the welfare check, free housing, medical care, WIC and food stamps…and take the slut-money under the table (no pun)….

The dollars you give them, is likely just for their crack and meth…because they have to be F*#ked up to even look at my guess…LMAO…

Stupid You May 6, 2015 at 6:17 pm

What if most of them are Republicans – voting to support free enterprise and liberty.

GrandTango May 6, 2015 at 6:46 pm

Liberal-tarians support the sleaze industry…not the GOP…

vicupstate May 6, 2015 at 6:58 pm

Except David Vitter, right?

GrandTango May 6, 2015 at 7:26 pm

He’s an individual. I don’t have the right to tell him how to live his life, any more than I can stop gay men because of how dangerous and unhealthy the homosexual lifestyle is for them…

That’s their choice…you NAZI Dumb@$$…All I can do is vote. And Vitter is not my Rep…you F*#king idiot…

Saluda Rapids May 6, 2015 at 10:08 pm

But that train wreck is your governor, and she loves the strip clubs. You lose again, dbag. Vote wrong, much? LMAO!

GrandTango May 7, 2015 at 8:51 am

What a Dumb@$$…you switched from Vitter, after I set your cut-and-paste, cliché @$$, straight…and went into your liberal mythology-mode regarding Haley…You fools just make stuff up, when you can’t handle reality…
You’re just F*#king stupid. And you hate me, because I point it out….LMAO…Don’t blame me, you bring it on yourself…

Lactation Patrol May 6, 2015 at 6:07 pm

Think of all the baby’s milk money that will not go into a G-String

I wonder how many of them are lactating? Titty milk and cookies for all!

Q: Why do women have waists?
A: To separate the milk bar from the snack bar.

GrandTango May 6, 2015 at 6:15 pm

When you’re snacking on that kind of woman…how many D!#ks are you sucking by proxy?…is that why you want to redefine marriage? ??…LMAO…

Lactation Patrol May 6, 2015 at 6:34 pm

LOL LOL LOL LOL – Sucking dicks by proxy that’s a new one to justify your unnatural fixation on gay sex.

Sucking dicks by proxy? Is that how you handle having sex with a woman, since it’s obvious from your posts that you are latent homosexual.

grandtangosuglydog May 7, 2015 at 9:52 am

there it is..your dick sucking obsession rears its ugly head again..Come out of the closet already…we all know what you are..its living in Irmo huh? afraid how they will treat you when you do come out?

GrandTango May 7, 2015 at 12:32 pm

Your stupidity really really OLD..

You think no one notices that any comment you have simply tries to piggyback on something creative, insightful and interesting I’ve already said….Why do you NEVER offer anything original?…. Is your mind DEAD???

How does it feel to be a vapid, dumb@$$??….LMAO….?

shifty henry May 6, 2015 at 10:39 pm

What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t?

Lactation Patrol May 7, 2015 at 8:41 am

A navel.

shifty henry May 7, 2015 at 8:48 am

you are the WINNER..!!

shifty henry May 7, 2015 at 8:57 am

A bonus for you —–

(1)…Here is an easy test for time-wasting. Four words are missing, and each word has the same 5 letters- [ B-R-A-E-S ]


Sweet Molly MacDougal, in labor,
Warned her sister, “It hurts like a _ _ _ _ _ ,
Sin _ _ _ _ _ a high price,
So a girl should think twice
What she _ _ _ _ _ on the _ _ _ _ _ for a neighbor.

euwe max May 8, 2015 at 11:45 am

a navel.

shifty henry May 8, 2015 at 11:54 am

A WINNER..!! Here’s a bonus for ya’ for Mother’s Day —-

(Tami Vernekoff) “I like to talk to my mother every single day because hearing how delusional I may become one day makes me appreciate every day I have left with my sanity.”

euwe max May 8, 2015 at 12:00 pm

I found out where you live… and I snuck up and took a picture while you weren’t looking:

shifty henry May 8, 2015 at 12:20 pm

very good, max! I’ve been thinking about changing it or else having two accounts.

Rocky May 6, 2015 at 6:16 pm

Let me guess, you just got there and found the doors are closed and locked. Must suck, long drive like that – only to have to drive home lonely?

fc May 6, 2015 at 10:47 pm

Must suck to have have two daughters at home(one of your many stories on Fits) and apparently not want to spend any time with em….more worried about commenting on Taylor’s ‘hooters’ and strip clubs…???

Go home Rocky.You seem like a nice guy and they may just want to get to know ya?

VD May 7, 2015 at 8:36 am

The last civil war widow died in 2003. Your point is nullified.

Bible Thumper May 6, 2015 at 6:25 pm


This site loves attacking Christians. Jews! Not so much. That would not be politically correct.

Fits only mentions the prostitution and sexual acts and none of the other issues.

Not once has there been one connection made between the closing of this club and religion. Not one religious figure has been advocating closure of this club. For the interest of full disclosure, I believe Will Folks has mentioned that he attends church. It is not unusual that a bio would mention church affiliation with other personal information such as wife and kids.

There are others that might want this club closed including feminists, wives, girlfriends, local property owners and law enforcement. “Deputies said they have been called to the club 282 times since 2012 for a wide range of complaints, including armed robbery, weapons discharging and murder.”

If you want to attack Christians, at least document their involvement.

GrandTango May 6, 2015 at 6:44 pm

FITS sides w/ Islam, and they want the Jewish people blown off the face of the Earth. So I’d say FITS is extremely anti-Semitic.

But you are 100% correct. FITS – and his liberal minions – HATE Christians.

Christianity is a DIRECT challenge to their religion of Liberalism..and Obama and Hillary are jealous gods..

Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 6, 2015 at 8:02 pm

I think it’s reasonable to deduct that the upstate of S.C. is the belt buckle of this bible belt state. Given the laser focus on social issues near and dear to the hearts of upstate residents (preoccupation with sex being one), it’s reasonable to then assume that a triad b/w law enforcement, the courts and politicians (all working in tandem to curry favor with the electorate) would try and get easy wins like this one.

My problem isn’t with Christians per se. My problem is with religion in general. I mean look at the nightmare in the middle east. Religion should never be woven into the fabric of government…and I bristle when people say the US is a Christian nation.

Bottom line, if a person doesn’t like adult entertainment, then don’t partake. This is fair no?

You Know My Name May 6, 2015 at 8:17 pm

Damn, Dude!!!! Once again, I find myself in rare total agreement with you! Excellent post!!!!

Bible Thumper May 6, 2015 at 8:32 pm

Religeous Profiler; are you?

Deduction without any facts. Just stereotypes.

(preoccupation with sex being one)
Do they really have a preoccupation with sex or is that a media portrayal interested in enticing viewers and readers.
I remember only two sermons on sex. One was highly in favor of it. Personally, I credit sex for my own existence.

Many less religious societies also criminalize prostitution. Even communist and former communist countries make it a crime. There are many other groups that are for closing this particular club for reasons that have nothing to do with sex and other reporting has covered these angles.(not fits of course).

“religion in general” as you call it is responsible for developments in the arts, sciences, medicine creating our university system.. In America, Christians were the main driving force in the anti-slavery movement and Christians and Jews were at the forefront of the civil rights movement.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 6, 2015 at 8:38 pm

Even still, I am grateful for T.J. who had the foresight to divorce religion from government as much as possible in those founding times, lest we’d be a theocracy. Some people never got over it and insist that religion (the Christian variety) is injected where possible into the public sphere.
As for sex, Christians are preoccupied with it. Namely preventing gay sex and teenage sex and sex before marriage and after marriage and anything inbetween. We’re stuck with rubbish abstinence only programs in schools, the silver ring club, chastity balls and wasting taxpayer dollars defending bigotry against gays.
Trust me, the sooner we fully cleave religion (all sorts) from the machinery of government…the better off we’ll be as a nation.

Bible Thumper May 6, 2015 at 9:16 pm

TJ’s letter detailing his views on the wall of separation between church and state, was addressing the fears of Baptists that there would not be religious freedom and impartiality in religious affairs. Baptists were in agreement with TJ. Baptist are responsible for 5 he religious freedom and church state separation you now enjoy. I don’t think that TJ envisioned the government teaching children about sex. I would suggest that you liberals are more obsessed with sex by the requirements for children in school.

As for your list, l’ve never heard of chastity balls or the silver ring club. I’m certain TJ would treat religious clubs the same way secular or atheists clubs would be treated. I just not seeing that much push back on Gay rights. Name any other cultural issue which has made such peaceful progress.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 6, 2015 at 9:36 pm

TJ’s letter is not what I’m talking about. That document is not part of American law. Nor are the Federalist papers but right wing nuts still can’t seem to grasp that. What I meant was that through the persistence of T.J. (and others), America in its founding…was specifically not created as a theocracy.
Yet, still we sit here today amid a stream of endless lawsuits and counter lawsuits about prayer in public schools, at football games, at graduations, in town halls, and the like.
Insofar as sex education is concerned, as a parent of two children, I support them learning the biological mechanics behind their own bodies and how sexual reproductions works for a start, then a fact based curriculum that doesn’t advocate one method over another based on religious preference. I am happy with abstinence being taught as well as safe sex. I bet TJ never envisioned AR 15 assault rifles either but that doesn’t seem to make much difference.

fc May 6, 2015 at 9:44 pm

“Yet, still we sit here today amid a stream of endless lawsuits and counter lawsuits about prayer in public schools, at football games, at graduations, in town halls, and the like.”

Dumb ass.That is exactly the strategy you Christ hating,immoral perverts that seek to destroy our communities and schools employ-SUE the schools and communities and hold them hostage-try and bankrupt them.

None of you sorry son of a bitches have the guts to face local clergy, school district workers or local politicians as you faggots are gutless bitches that prey on law abiding citizens.

Just a fact.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 6, 2015 at 9:48 pm


fc May 6, 2015 at 9:51 pm


Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 6, 2015 at 9:54 pm


Bible Thumper May 6, 2015 at 9:52 pm

FC your split personality or a plant from the angry left.

fc May 6, 2015 at 9:56 pm

There ya go Thumper.I had you listed as one of the 5 conservatives on Fits. :)

Just scratched ya. Carry on playin with that POS.

Daniel Boome May 7, 2015 at 10:00 am

Why? Because he called you out for your menacing responses? His point is still valid, if a liberal site wanted to plant someone in the comments section (masquerading as a conservative) to make conservatives sound as deranged and caricatured as possible, they would sound like you. It’s about substance and you have none. BT called you out for that and you resort to your little list that you’ve talked about several times. It’s just juvenile, which is how liberals typically act.

truthmonger May 7, 2015 at 7:37 am

Soooo…. you believe that a town has no right to pass laws that a majority of the citizens want? That we do away with rule of law because EVERY law offends SOMEONE?

soxinsc May 8, 2015 at 1:21 am

It’s not a question of whether the law is offensive to someone, but whether it can be fairly and equally applied without infringing on the rights of those who are not in the majority.

fc May 6, 2015 at 9:39 pm

I agree with you that you can’t legislate morality.A community must rise up and elect public officials that will vote their wishes on policy.

You have shown yourself to be a Christ hating pervert that in reality is a poster child for what is wrong with society today.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 6, 2015 at 9:46 pm

….says the Christian bigot.

WWJD bro?

fc May 6, 2015 at 9:48 pm

Mocking Christians is your gig,great.Exposing American hating faggots like you is mine.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 6, 2015 at 9:52 pm

You don’t happen to live in Westboro do you?

fc May 6, 2015 at 9:54 pm

No.Fuckin your Barney Frank blow up doll tonight before you go sit and watch children go to school tomorrow?

Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 6, 2015 at 9:57 pm

I’d take a Barney Frank doll over your wife anyday

mamatiger92 May 7, 2015 at 8:54 am

Yikes. More of those Christian values on display.

grandtangosuglydog May 7, 2015 at 9:49 am

your true self surfaces. No one has mentioned blow up dolls or “faggots” as you call them but…YOU! Let it out loser..tell the world your true self!

Bible Thumper May 6, 2015 at 9:48 pm

You’re asking the right question.

west_rhino May 7, 2015 at 9:31 am

deduce maybe, deduct we shoot when we drinkin’ in a duct blind.

SYNTwist May 7, 2015 at 8:28 pm

And if you catch your significant other, then women should have a right to divorce and all property you have accumulated? Hmmmm…..

I don’t propose closing down the strip club, it used to be a really nice one, but seems issues have came up. Now whether they actually evolved, or people complained due to religious convictions, no idea.

I do know it used to be a decent place.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt May 7, 2015 at 8:48 pm

My kingdom for a g/f who likes to go to strip clubs with me.

SYNTwist May 7, 2015 at 8:51 pm

Awww…think what ever you ever comes to mind. I went there once with a BF more than a decade ago, before I married my husband. It was clean at that time. Now, I have heard different stories, but I don’t follow them. I could care less what they do with Platinum Plus.

Bible Thumper May 6, 2015 at 7:14 pm

She goes to my church. By the way she’s a great girl. That’s a chastity belt that she is wearing.

Cervical Cancer patrol May 6, 2015 at 7:19 pm

Hope it is not too late for a Gardasil vaccination. Think of all the Herpes that gets passed around at that Cum and Go.

Bible Thumper May 6, 2015 at 7:20 pm

She’s a virgin.

Pimpin' Ain't Easy May 6, 2015 at 8:21 pm

Not anymore! I’ve been tapping that ass for the last six months. That shit is TIGHT!!!!

Centrist View May 6, 2015 at 7:26 pm

The big story is how much money was spent on the undercover investigation.

Undercover officers spent an average of at least $1,000 and up to $2,000 per visit, according to the affidavit of Kevin Ford, the director of Ken Wood Enterprises, which manages Elephant Inc.

Platinum Plus management and staff labeled Curtis and the other undercover deputies as “big spenders.” The average patron spent $37 per visit in 2014, Ford said, and the deputies spent 30 to 60 times that amount.

“In each instance the officers consumed anywhere from three to four alcoholic beverages each per hour and bought an equal number of drinks for the entertainers that were seated with them on that particular evening,” Ford said in the affidavit. “Tips to the waitresses, the champagne hostess and others were commonly $20, $40 or $60 each time they provided a service.”

GrandTango May 6, 2015 at 7:29 pm

D*#n…if they don’t watch out they’ll get promoted to Obama’s Secret Service detail…LMAO…

RogueElephant May 6, 2015 at 10:03 pm

This almost sounds like the FBI finding some moron and teaching him how to make a bomb , then arresting him for terrorism. Looks like LE on paper but it is really entrapment of the stupid.

shifty henry May 6, 2015 at 10:34 pm

Yes, even yours truly, the Shifty Henry, is LMAO!

TontoBubbaGoldstein May 6, 2015 at 9:21 pm

“In each instance the officers consumed anywhere from three to four alcoholic beverages each per hour and bought an equal number of drinks for the entertainers that were seated with them on that particular evening,” Ford said in the affidavit. “Tips to the waitresses, the champagne hostess and others were commonly $20, $40 or $60 each time they provided a service.”

If the Greenville cops need some more undercover officers…TBG is available on weekends…

erneba May 6, 2015 at 9:31 pm

I hope my ex-wife and sister are able to find another job in Greenville.
All we need now is for fast food restaurants to hire pole dancers.
“You want the special sauce with that dance?”

TontoBubbaGoldstein May 6, 2015 at 9:38 pm



jimlewisowb May 6, 2015 at 9:46 pm

A fellow pulls off I-85 outside of Greenville to take a break. He stops at a bar tucked in behind a Motel 6. He walks in sits at the bar and orders a white wine

All the locals sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”

The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”

The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”

The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”

“No,” says the Canadian, “I don’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”

The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay, boys. He’s one of us!”

MashPotato May 6, 2015 at 11:29 pm

Bravo, sir.

HD May 7, 2015 at 9:00 am

Your outrage is misplaced. Wilkins and Judge Simmons are obliged to enforce the law. If you don’t like the law, change it.

Ed May 7, 2015 at 10:31 am

He later began working as partner for the Wilkins Law Firm. Simmons was appointed to the position of Master-in-Equity for Greenville County in 1989.

Da' Judge May 7, 2015 at 12:59 pm

“God Cops” shut it down? Really? If you haven’t noticed, prostitution is illegal…as long as it’s illegal then the business can get shut down for doing it or ignoring the illegal activity. If you don’t think prostitution should be illegal, then you should start a campaign to save the hoe’s…or just stfu.
The gas station I used to frequent was shut down for selling alcohol to minors. Was that “God cops” or “Jesus judges” too? Seems to me that illegal activity can have consequences for businesses…like it should be.

Pimpin' Pimpin' May 7, 2015 at 1:04 pm

Oh no! I hope there’s a “happy ending” to this travesty! ;-)

ELCID May 7, 2015 at 5:16 pm

Well, here comes the counter lawsuit, venue change, and a massive lawyer bill for Greenville City and County. When will people learn that this stuff is just grandstanding for the local dolts. Plus, just a way to get money to lawyers who will kick back money to them as campaign donations. It’s just a circle Jerk that the Taxpayers are paying for.

Bigger issue May 7, 2015 at 6:25 pm

Why don’t you worry about these judges about to get a raise?????

SYNTwist May 7, 2015 at 8:50 pm

I just want to know how many REAL people am I talking to on this site? Yes, I am more than a little pissed, only a couple people know my email, yet even my freaking alias is spoofed.

Are any of you real? Does anyone post here that doesn’t work for FITS?

SYNTwist May 7, 2015 at 8:56 pm

Is there ANY BODY out there or are we talking to self?

heyyou May 8, 2015 at 2:36 pm

Yes our schools leave a lot to be desired. I don’t think I would criticize if I spelled possess “posses” and wrote an article without having the good sense to use spell check.


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