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Breaking News From … Sarah Palin?

YOU BETCHA! Former “Republican” vice presidential nominee and Tea Party diva Sarah Palin has launched her own news network. ‘Tired of media filters?” Palin asked in a tweet announcing her new venture. “Well, so am I.  So, let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel!  This will be…

YOU BETCHA!

Former “Republican” vice presidential nominee and Tea Party diva Sarah Palin has launched her own news network.

‘Tired of media filters?” Palin asked in a tweet announcing her new venture. “Well, so am I.  So, let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel!  This will be OUR channel, for you and for me, and we’ll all get to call it like it is.”

The Sarah Palin Channel isn’t free though … members have to pay $99.95 a year to hear the former Fox News host and her supporters opine on the issues of the day.

Really?  A hundred bucks?  We don’t know about you, but you couldn’t pay us  $100 to listen to Palin bloviate.

She’s an occasionally effective critic of the administration of Barack Obama, sure, but so are dozens of other talking heads.  Palin had a chance (several chances, actually) to emerge as a substantive figure on the national political scene … and didn’t.

 

 

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102 comments

easterndumbfuckastan July 30, 2014 at 5:26 pm

She could make more money as a cam-whore.

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shifty henry July 30, 2014 at 5:46 pm

‘cam-whore’ —— Does $99.95 include all taxes?

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Don't like ugly strippers July 30, 2014 at 6:03 pm

She transitioning from MILF to MINF IMO.

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Original Good Old Boy July 31, 2014 at 2:55 pm

She was a MILF in 2008, but the last six years have not been kind to her looks. Would not.

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willblogformoney July 31, 2014 at 5:43 pm

Actually she turned into a GILF. Feel free to puke now

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Deo Vindice SC July 30, 2014 at 8:25 pm

A fish into the fish would be good cam shot ?

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GrandTango July 30, 2014 at 5:56 pm

She’ll do OK. The market is wide open because the establishment news is so leftist and corrupt. You created her w/ your blindness and ignorance. Don’t hate her. Go look in the mirror. That’s what’s so hideous.

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??? July 30, 2014 at 6:02 pm

When you shell out the $9.99 to have a new place to spam with links to your shit blog, will you use your GrandTango or Emily Peterkin persona. I know, I know…you’ll use both.

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Tango's Farm Raised Cow Pattie July 30, 2014 at 6:03 pm

She’ll do OK. The market is wide open because the establishment news is so leftist and corrupt.

Is that way you’re here instead of monitoring you OWN blog?

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GrandTango July 30, 2014 at 6:20 pm

I can do it all, idiot. Just because I have a site does not mean I’ll stop busting your stupid @$$. The ground is fertile w/ Dumb@$$#$, and cliche-fools, on this site. I love cracking your @$$#$, because you spoiled little dolts are not used to it. And it helps keep me sharp.

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shifty henry July 30, 2014 at 6:54 pm

GerbildoingtheTango, I’m still searching for the star that you seem to think was over your cradle when you were born.

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Tango's Farm Raised Cow Pattie July 30, 2014 at 7:05 pm

Oh, Golly! My boy done got the Mad Cow thing-a-ma-gig.

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ton July 30, 2014 at 8:32 pm

You can do it all? You couldn’t hit water if you fuckin’ fell out of a boat.

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Smirks July 31, 2014 at 6:53 am

Local blogger makes millions running a shitty blogspot page. Also, a man has found a way to polish his own turds into real gold! More at 11.

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John Boy July 30, 2014 at 5:56 pm

Ignore her and hope she developes tetanus.

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Grandma Walton July 30, 2014 at 8:53 pm

Nice comment John Boy. You ain’t been the same since Grandpa pulled you off of Mary Ellen in the barn and they caught you trying to fuck Jim Bob’s cows. Freak.

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John Boy July 30, 2014 at 9:01 pm

You’re one to talk…goodnight, Ben.

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Squishy123 July 30, 2014 at 6:01 pm

I hope it contains nudity.

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The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 6:23 pm

Wanna bet she does better than ALGore’s Current TV, I mean Al Jazera America…

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vicupstate July 30, 2014 at 7:11 pm

Which just goes to prove that a fool and their money are soon parted.

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The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 7:19 pm

That’s one version. I always laugh at the accusations against “Faux News”, lots of opinion but no fact. Every time I ask for an example of where Fox “lied”, all I get is crickets or ad hominem.

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vicupstate July 30, 2014 at 8:51 pm

It would be harder to find examples where they told the unvarnished truth. There is a documentary of there horseshit. Saw it years ago. They make direct contributions to the GOP, something no credible media source would do.

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Rusty Binge July 30, 2014 at 9:03 pm

Terrorists make direct contributions to the DNC. Your point?

vicupstate July 30, 2014 at 10:59 pm

And the illuminati conned everyone into believing the moon landing was real. Get an IQ point.

Smirks July 31, 2014 at 6:46 am

[citation needed]

The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 9:26 pm

I believe I’ve seen your documentary, like I said, lots of opinion but no real facts. All news services have their biases. When you talk about the opinion side of Fox, I’d agree that the slant is significant but I’d submit that even Hannity is less “out there” than “the boy named” Maddow or Mr. “Tingle in his pants” Matthews – though the “tingle” seems to be fading for Matthews.

sparklecity July 30, 2014 at 10:55 pm

Back of my girl Rachael

She could make one hell of a bartender.

Anybody that takes making an “Old Fashioned” as seriously as she does is alright by me. Plus she told Beck to fuck off when he tried to slam IAVA.

Half of those dicks on Faux are afraid to even drink a beer for crying out loud

Fucking “chickenhawks” who care more about their hairstyle than they do about anything else and never pulled one damn day in the service.

I’ve got no respect for the lot of them.

The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 11:22 pm

Please list for me the military service of the talking heads on any of the major news organs.

shifty henry July 31, 2014 at 6:23 am
shifty henry July 31, 2014 at 6:30 am

Or, you might like “Parade of the Tin Soldiers” better…..

http://www.russian-records.com/details.php?image_id=7971

shifty henry July 31, 2014 at 6:41 am

Or, you may prefer THE ROCKETTES presentation of the “Parade of the Wooden Soldiers”.. (6 minutes to the neat ending but you can light up and drink a coffee—)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsF91rOWjI4

sparklecity July 31, 2014 at 3:42 pm

Michael Weisskopf;
Although not a military service member, Mr. Weisskopf lost his right hand when he tossed out a grenade that had been thrown into his Humvee on 10 December 2003 while covering the invasion of Iraq.
Mr. Weisskopf is one of those liberal “Pulitzer Prize” nominees who writes for that commie pinko liberal rag named “Time” magazine and other publications.
I remember when it happened and his interview on Chris Matthews’ show (I had returned from my first rotation a few months prior). I distinctly remember thinking about his herioc action and how it contrasted to all those “chickenhawks” like Hannity, O’Reily, Limpballs, et al who cheered us on while sitting on their asses from the safety of their broadcasting studios or some gated compound in Florida.
Honestly, to this day what little I listen/watch those dicks, I remember Mr. Weisskopf’s sacrifice and If I ever get the chance to confront any of the above mentioned (or local dicks on talk radio who slam supposedly “liberal mainstream journalists”) I will bring up the example of Mr. Weisskopf to them.
Not a damn one of them served a damn day and ain’t fit to clean Mr. Weisskopf’s undershorts
The main difference I see between FOX and the other cable/satellite “news/commentary/opinion” channels is that FOX goes out of its way to appear partiotic and support the military while all the main “talking heads” never served a day in uniform. There is/was that whining Col. Ollie North but he is so played (but he did know how to pick a secretary, I’ll give him that but that’s about all)
CNN & MSNBC don’t play that card so at least I don’t see them being phoney when it comes to “rah-rah-sis-boom ba” right-wing jingoisms

The Colonel July 31, 2014 at 4:16 pm

I had forgotten about Weisskopf. O’Reilly covered wars in El Salvador and the Falklands. Steve Vincent from National Review was killed in Iraq along with 30 other journalists of one kind or another but I can’t find any current reporters with military service, I’m sure they exist but I can’t prove it.

sparklecity August 1, 2014 at 11:27 am

Absolutely a number of journalists were killed but as far as I know nobody else did what Mr. Weisskopf did and as far as I can remember noone from the Fox side acknowledged what he did. I know that fuck Limpballs did not.
During my first rote in Gulf II back in 2002, I was flying out of Ali-Al-Salem AB—-We had a big-assed chow hall (now they call them “DFAC’s” or so they try) and were lucky to have 2 big TV monitors- one on either side of the chow hall (one was always on ESPN and the other rotated between CNN & Fox which I thought was pretty damn fair). Back then every reporter that could get over (and there were a shit-load) transitioned out of Ali-Al- Salem.
Some weasely looking talk radio types from Kansas City or somewhere like that were sitting next to me and when FOX came on you would have thought they were at the Sermon at the Mount – they were absolutely fixated.
Never seen nothing like it before or since.
That type of psyche speaks volumes as far as I am concerned and says a lot about how some are so easily swayed. They really can’t think for themselves.
Palin’s new scheme plays right into the psyche of those poor suckers.
Can’t blame her for making a buck though………..
A girls’s gotta make a living somehow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vicupstate July 30, 2014 at 10:58 pm

Please. How full of shit can you be. No one is more blatantly biased than that ass wipe Sean Hannity.

When did MSNBC’s intro mention daily that there goal was to defeat W.

The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 11:20 pm

Hannity is what is known as commentary or opinion, not news and I concur that Hannity is a bit beyond the pale. “The boy” Maddow was alleged to be news and she is equally beyond the pale.

vicupstate July 31, 2014 at 4:46 am

I don’t see the distinction. They are both doing a news/opinion show. I haven’t watched Maddow in years, but the last that I saw of her, she at least backed up her commentary with facts, and would have opposing views on her show without running roughshod over them.

The Colonel July 31, 2014 at 7:42 am

I think in the case of maddow, it was more that every story she reports was designed to make conservatives look bad and she never had any real dissent. Hannity will at least bring in dissenting view points.

Tom July 31, 2014 at 8:02 pm

The reason its called Faux News, is its not news. Everything they do is right wing political commentary. The only difference between Faux News, John Stewart and Stephen Colbert, is that Stewart and Colbert are actually entertaining, and provide valuable information.

Watch these two clips. They’re great:

http://crooksandliars.com/heather/jon-stewart-takes-down-fox-and-their-chaos

Tom July 31, 2014 at 8:20 pm

In case you don’t have time to watch the very entertaining Stewart clips, try these’

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/most-insane-fox-news-moments-of-all-time

sparklecity July 30, 2014 at 9:29 pm

Are you still still touching yourself every time Hannity is on?

Say it ain’t so!!!!!

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The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 9:40 pm

I’ll admit to occasionally watching O’Reilly but Hannity is a bloviator.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt July 30, 2014 at 9:31 pm

Surely you jest. Fox News has been caught out more than once lying. Specifically they ran a piece just prior to the 2008 election (no other network did) of a girl who claimed an Obama supporter had carved a swastika in her forehead. They leapt on the story like Sanford on a $2 whore, but it was all fake and they got the facts completely wrong in their zeal to smear Obama.
That’s more to the heart of the network, they are a mouthpiece for the right wing and the GOP. They either don’t report or bury stuff that is detrimental to the right and they hype stuff that hurts Dems.
It’s a simple but brilliant business model really. It’s “news” catered to a specific audience.

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The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 9:44 pm

Sort of like the Twana Brawley story, and the Duke lacrosse story hunh? The main stream media had the police and the lacrosse players convicted only to find out “oops, we got it wrong”. Libs seem to ignore those kinds of stories.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt July 30, 2014 at 9:47 pm

Parry, pivot, thrust…but don’t acknowledge.

The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 9:50 pm

I assume you’re talking about the Ashley Todd story, that was originally broken by CBS’s KDKA in Pittsburgh, not FOX.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt July 30, 2014 at 9:52 pm

More parry, more pivot, more thrust…still no acknowledgement that Fox News has and does falsely report the news.

The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 10:00 pm

Dude, Fox didn’t make the story up like oh, say, Dan “what’s the frequency length” Rather, they just reported something that had come in over the wires. I won’t argue that they over sold what they thought was a great less story but I’m old enough to list examples of that all the way back to the black and white TV days.

The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 10:16 pm

Crickets…

Limbaughsaphatkhunt July 30, 2014 at 10:18 pm

They also falsely reported that Obamacare was overturned in the Supreme Court before getting all the facts in.

The Colonel July 30, 2014 at 10:24 pm

And they apologized and retracted. News agencies get the story wrong all the time. In fact, both CNN and Fix got that one wrong:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/oops-cnn-fox-blow-health-care-ruling-coverage-article-1.1103882.
You still haven’t provided evidence that they lied but you can’t refute the fact that Dan Rather did.

Deo Vindice SC July 30, 2014 at 9:52 pm

Sara was always about pussy, without a brain

Cecil Jerkoff July 30, 2014 at 7:46 pm

Think Ervin’s wife is a lesbian and why he is supporting gay marriage?

You can tell Palin loves a man.

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Smirks July 31, 2014 at 6:49 am

Sorry, the only pol I know of with a gay spouse is Bachmann.

Haley may be into some shit we don’t know about, though…

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The Colonel July 31, 2014 at 4:17 pm

How about Barney Franks?

Hanfy July 30, 2014 at 6:58 pm

Haley has her credit card out and ready at least till after the election results are in. Whats next the crazy eye channel with Michele Bachman?

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Obama is cool July 30, 2014 at 7:24 pm

I’d pay $9.95 to see her breast feed her tard baby for a month.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein July 30, 2014 at 7:57 pm

TBG is skeered to even imagine what Google ads pop up when you surf the web.

TBG, AKA “Uno Baaaaaaaad Hombre” (on certain Brazilian sites)

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Obama is cool July 30, 2014 at 8:15 pm

Come on dude, no thumbs up? You know you’d pay to see that shit.

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Original Good Old Boy July 31, 2014 at 11:48 am

I used to get some weird ones on this site. Stuff like video game adverts with scantily clad cartoon chicks and other strange stuff. Yet I only visit this site at work, and my work sufing consists almost entirely of news and sports.

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guest July 30, 2014 at 8:58 pm

Let me guess. A test run for a Tom Ervin/ T-Rav ad on FITS?

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CorruptionInColumbia July 30, 2014 at 9:15 pm

Damn, doesn’t GT drool enough without a mouth full of milk?

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Deo Vindice SC July 30, 2014 at 9:41 pm

I admit, I’d pay for the fish show !

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TJ July 30, 2014 at 9:12 pm

A friend told me it is only $9.95 a month, if you wish to go that route. $9.95 a month? Why would I spend $9.95 to speak with Sarah Palin when I wouldn’t spend $9.95 to DO Sarah Palin?

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sparklecity July 30, 2014 at 9:25 pm

There’s a sucker born every minute.

I still say she will do a spread for Hustler in a few years when her money runs out.

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CorruptionInColumbia July 30, 2014 at 9:41 pm

Sad thing is, a few years ago, it might have been interesting. As time passes, the thought becomes less and less desirable.

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Deo Vindice SC July 30, 2014 at 9:46 pm

now is the time, include a scratch and sniff, that smells like fish !

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CorruptionInColumbia July 30, 2014 at 9:48 pm

Oh God, I remember the “scratch-n-sniff” Hustler did back in the 70’s. Sadly, it didn’t smell like any vajayjay I ever encountered.

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Deo Vindice SC July 30, 2014 at 9:51 pm

OH yea, Kudos

Tazmaniac July 31, 2014 at 8:18 am

So what your saying is you never had a girlfriend who worked at a paper mill?

CorruptionInColumbia July 31, 2014 at 1:42 pm

Uhhh, come to think of it, I don’t guess I did, Taz. I did have girlfriends who worked in cotton mills. It was always great fun picking the lint out of their navels.

Tazmaniac July 31, 2014 at 2:15 pm

Those old scratchers smelled like Bowater. I used to wonder just what kind of coze that Flynt guy was hanging with, LOL. We didn’t have cotton fields in Florida, but we did have Navel Oranges.

CorruptionInColumbia July 31, 2014 at 2:22 pm

Put a cotton patch next to a grove of Navel Orange trees and you have to pick the lint out of their navels.

CorruptionInColumbia July 30, 2014 at 9:49 pm

Alaskan King Crab?
:-D

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sparklecity July 30, 2014 at 11:00 pm

Yeah, but Hustler gets ‘skankier” every year and it is only a matter of time before they cross an X/Y coordinate is what I figure,

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shifty henry July 31, 2014 at 9:36 am

—- OMIGOD! You just reminded me that I still have my membership card in the

[ANTI-SKANK COALITION] (Helping Mankind Resist Ugly Women)

“As a card holding member of the Anti-Skank Coalition, I hereby swear to band together with all those brothers in this circle to do what
is necessary to prevent a friend or foe from dating SKANKS and ugly bag women. Whether he’s in a drunken stupor or a desperate situation, we will unite against the SKANK.”

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sparklecity July 31, 2014 at 2:43 pm

Funny you should mention resisting ugly women………..
I will go on record and state that after about the 2nd month in “Gobba-Gobbastan” or Iraq (or Saudia in Gulf 1 for that matter) there is NO SUCH thing as an ugly woman!!!!!!!
I turned 52 in Iraq back in 2005 and I still got the “Desert Queen” Jones!!

shifty henry July 31, 2014 at 3:39 pm

Good for you! Experience and maturity wins again! That post was from one of those plastic joke ‘credit cards’ that were popular a while back. They were funny only when carousing around town.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt July 30, 2014 at 9:26 pm

Good points all around.

Palin is like a festering, puss filled scab that needs to be left alone so it will go away but for some reason the collective “we” keep picking at it and opening up the old wound.

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Smirks July 31, 2014 at 6:39 am

It amazes me some Republicans still defend her as a politician.

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Will says Smirks is Socialist July 31, 2014 at 8:07 am

It amazes me how you continue to embarrass yourself daily on FITS-and still come back for more intellectual ass whippings EVEN with a full-time job (so you say).

Check the mail. First of the month. :-)

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Jackie Chiles July 31, 2014 at 9:10 am

(lacks any self awareness)

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SaraPalinsucks July 30, 2014 at 9:38 pm

Will she have her skanky daughter Bristol on the show? Maybe she could revive the reality show where Bristol shared a house with two brothers. She could be the matriarch of a conservative version of the Kartrashians.

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coolhandluke July 30, 2014 at 10:36 pm

Wow! Gosh! Another hot hot good looking Republican. FITS can you post a picture of our governess, beautiful, hot Nikki Haley and beautiful, sexy, hot Sara Palin together? Boy, that would give the low-life liberal assholes following of yours something to really throw daggers at. Any of you on this site ever seen just a half ass good-looking liberal female? Better add female cause I know most of the liberals on here have their eyes on the same sex.

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Colonel Angus July 30, 2014 at 10:51 pm

You’re right — Palin and Haley are well known for their sexy bodies and shacking up with other men behind their husbands’ backs. Palin is dried fruit now and Haley wants to avoid that fate.

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Rocky July 30, 2014 at 11:52 pm

I’d like to see her get a brazil wax.

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sparklecity July 31, 2014 at 2:47 pm

Maybe she can touch herself in that certain way to cover her tanning lines like Mark Sanfraud likes to write prose about…………..

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N D Asse July 31, 2014 at 1:03 am

I wonder if she has a preference in sex toys?

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Manray July 31, 2014 at 1:49 am

Being a “substantive figure on the national political scene” takes some level of intellectual depth and hard work. She lacks the former and will only undertake the later for a handsome payoff. She is all about the money. Anyone who would pay her a dime is a fool.

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Bible Thumper July 31, 2014 at 6:20 am

“Being a “substantive figure on the national political scene” takes some level of intellectual depth…”
—————
After careful consideration of our nation’s political leadership, l refudiate that.

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Smirks July 31, 2014 at 6:36 am

Failed GOP clown who resigned, and the most successful thing they have done of late is be in a reality TV show.

Ring any bells, anyone?

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shifty henry July 31, 2014 at 6:43 am

“celebrity” ——— you got it right!

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David July 31, 2014 at 7:06 am

You people are vile, childlike adults that neither deserve the right to vote or even comment since all of the comments are vile name calling childish gibberish.

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Jackie Chiles July 31, 2014 at 9:11 am

This is more expensive than Netflix. What a stupid idea.

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nitrat July 31, 2014 at 9:31 am

Oh, but the TEAvangelicals will consider it akin to tithing.

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shifty henry July 31, 2014 at 9:37 am

— good one!

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Vanguard16 July 31, 2014 at 11:23 am

Every time she opens her mouth, a dick falls out!

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This just in. . . July 31, 2014 at 11:32 am

Furious at Being Called Crazies, Republicans Sue President

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Republicans who were angered to learn on Wednesday that the former I.R.S. official Lois Lerner had referred to them as “crazies” and “assholes” responded later in the day by voting to sue the President of the United States.

“Calling us crazy assholes is insulting, derogatory, and beneath contempt,” House Speaker John Boehner told reporters. “And now if you’ll excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I have to go sue Obama.”

Determined to burnish their reputation as extremely sane people who are not assholes at all, House Republicans in their lawsuit accuse the President of “coldly and arrogantly seizing power granted to him by the United States Constitution.”

The lawsuit alleges that “having signed 181 executive orders to date, Barack Obama seems intent on chasing the records of such notorious renegades as Dwight Eisenhower (484) and Theodore Roosevelt (1,081).”

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willblogformoney July 31, 2014 at 5:40 pm

Howie pays you how much for this shut site?

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TankMcNamara July 31, 2014 at 7:54 pm

i’d hit it!

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shifty henry July 31, 2014 at 9:04 pm

Will Mrs. Palin be speaking again on behalf of the esteemed
Gov. Haley? Is $50,000 still her going price? Will we ever know HOW she hides those payments? Will the Temple be getting another bank loan for “renovations”?

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Ralph Hightower August 3, 2014 at 5:38 pm

Sarah Palin is an airhead. There’s nothing of substance between her ears.

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