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Oh Dear, Mr. Culler …

THIS SLOGAN ISN’T GOING TO CUT IT …  This website has made no secret of its contempt for U.S. Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-S.C.). Hell, we busted on him earlier today as a matter of fact …  In addition to being a chronic raider of Bill Cosby’s wardrobe, Clyburn is a…

THIS SLOGAN ISN’T GOING TO CUT IT … 

This website has made no secret of its contempt for U.S. Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-S.C.). Hell, we busted on him earlier today as a matter of fact … 

In addition to being a chronic raider of Bill Cosby’s wardrobe, Clyburn is a free speech-hatin’, money-wastin’, nepotism-lovin’, gun-seizin’, amnesty-grantin’, money-printin’ Friend of Barack.

Still … unless he gets caught molesting a dead goat (and the person who catches him with said goat takes a picture of said molestation), there’s no way he’ll ever lose the gerrymandered South Carolina sixth congressional district.

In fact now that we think about it, the “goat thing” probably wouldn’t be enough to cost Clyburn his seat. He’s there until he quits – or dies.

That’s not stopping “Republican” Anthony Culler from throwing his hat in the ring, though.

Who is Anthony Culler? Good question. We’ll get right on that …

According to Culler’s Facebook page, he’s working with a pair of campaign slogans – “I’m not here for the party, I’m here for The People” and our personal favorite “Like Red, White And Blue … This Culler Is For You!”

Oh … dear …

Gotta love them Pee Dee “Republicans” right?

Channeling the never-before-used (<- sarcasm) David v. Goliath metaphor, Culler wants supporters to give him money in symbolic, Jesus-themed denominations.

“While I understand that Congressman Clyburn has a million dollar head-start in campaign donations I do not believe God sent me into this battle with just a slingshot,” Culler states. “I am asking for everyone that believes South Carolina should be ‘7 For 7’ to make a donation with a ‘7’ in the donation. The donation of choice would be a donation of $7.77!”

Oh, Lord …

Somebody cue Mike + The Mechanics …

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26 comments

MashPotato March 17, 2014 at 2:23 pm

Reminds of Edwin Edwards, “Only way I’ll lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.”

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GrandTango March 17, 2014 at 2:42 pm

Yeah: I prefer Sanford’s…’I’m chasin’ Hos’ on yo dime’…
What you stand for means NOTHING to Dumb@$$#$ like FITS…it’s about about your sign…
Ever wonder how this country got in this mess…
PS: If Clyburn ever got caught helping a white Republican constituent, you, the national media and his Racist base would jettison his @$$ faster than an Obama-phone quick-dial to the Welfare office if the check ain’t in the box on the first day of the month…

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Smirks March 17, 2014 at 3:27 pm

Mark Sanford: As Two-Dimensional As The Plywood This Is Spray Painted On!

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Jenny March 17, 2014 at 3:16 pm

Corny. But Culler is a decent guy. I am going to vote for him.

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Anthony P Culler March 18, 2014 at 1:33 pm

Thanks Jenny for your support!

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Smirks March 17, 2014 at 3:24 pm

Apparently, this Culler does run, and poorly at that.

If I make fun of a person of Culler, does that make me racist?

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John March 18, 2014 at 11:03 am

No, it just shows that you are cruel to the mentally handicapped.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein March 17, 2014 at 4:45 pm

“Culler” TBG unimpressed…but TBG will still vote for him against Clyburn.

C’mon errybody!!! Let’s get out the “Culler vote”!!

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Anthony P Culler March 18, 2014 at 1:32 pm

Thank you for your support!

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Soft Sigh from Hell March 17, 2014 at 8:33 pm

Clyburn will be there until he wishes or needs to go. Just like Strom. Kinda amusing just deserts to redneck SC, all in all. And Republicans–supposed conservatives–codesigned the district didn’t they?

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SCBlueWoman March 18, 2014 at 8:21 am

Cull Culler.

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Kenny Langley March 18, 2014 at 2:26 pm

Correct, he needs to be Culled!!

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Philip Branton March 18, 2014 at 8:39 am

Ya know………..how should Nancy Mace use this moment of Clyburn “Heat” to warm her Senate “elevator” …?

How would a campaign commercial with MACE and Culler be presented.

How would a coffee time commercial be used to show Mace and Culler discussing how CLYBURN and GRAHAM are being punked by Vladimir Putin..?

How would they discuss Clyburn’s understanding of Benghazi….??

How would they answer questions from customers in the coffee shop…!?! …or Santee fishing tackle “shaq”…!?

This could be dynamite…!!

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Anthony P Culler March 18, 2014 at 1:27 pm

Hey, I thought that “Like Red, White, and Blue” jingle was pretty catchy! And what is wrong with a Christian following his heart and doing what he believes God wants him to do? I believe the people of SC-6 need a representative and I am stepping up to the plate. I don’t see anyone else, including the author, doing much more than complaining. And as to whether or not I will win, well that is up to God. If he wants me to then I will. Take care and remember… Like Red, White, and Blue, this Culler is for YOU! https://www.facebook.com/AnthonyCullercom

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euwe max March 18, 2014 at 5:08 pm

Hyuk! Whah then, did you all allow yur pitcher to be takin with that dumb citified hair dew? Whur wuz yer hat, ‘n yer dime-store shurt?

‘n how cum yew don’t have no rhinestones?

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Kenny Langley March 18, 2014 at 2:19 pm

Mr. Culler is not from this district and should not be allow to even run for office here. His 7 for 7 plan is stolen from Andre Bauer. The only reason he wants to run is because he has a vendetta against an ex-Texas sheriff that foreclosed on his house in Texas that he was not paying for. I would ask everyone who is thinking about supporting this man to do some research. He is not who he seems to be. Look at his wife’s failed campaign from 2012 and you will see him for what he is. A CARPETBAGGER!!

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Anthony P Culler March 18, 2014 at 3:47 pm

If you are interested, ‘Kenny Langley’ is a fake profile. The person is not interested in politics but only harming my wife and family. There are many that can never allow the story of Texas to come out.

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Kenny Langley March 18, 2014 at 3:56 pm

If you are interested “Anthony Culler” is crazy

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CaptElaine March 19, 2014 at 9:04 pm

Check your pocket Constitution… the representative does NOT have to live in the district… he DOES have to be a resident of the state.

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Kenny Langley March 20, 2014 at 2:29 pm

He may not be required to live in the district but he should. Just sayin!

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Kenny Langley March 18, 2014 at 2:23 pm

This is the man to beat Clyburn – https://www.facebook.com/voteleonwinn

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jcs1133 March 18, 2014 at 2:31 pm

Leon Winn for SC-6. He actually lives in our district.

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Anthony P Culler March 18, 2014 at 3:39 pm

Are you sure? A man came up to me laughing and told me that NEITHER candidate lived in the Sixth District! (He said Mr. Winn lives in Congressman Mulvaney’s district, SC-5.). Don’t you love gerrymandered districts?

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Tbaker March 18, 2014 at 7:38 pm

Mr Culler, Leon Winn LIVES in the SC-6! How bout you?

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Kenny Langley March 19, 2014 at 8:17 am

No answer Mr. Carpetbagger?

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Judith March 18, 2014 at 6:33 pm

Of course, Clyburn has a million dollar head start. I thought it was more like a $ 27 M head start. I wonder how many of those Clyburn gifted $ 100K, gave him the max limits in campaign contributions in return. Hmmmm. 100%.

I know the Feds are so proud of that gerrymandered district.

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