SC

Jim Cantore’s Bum Rusher: Weep For The Future

So … local television station WCSC TV 5 (CBS – Charleston, S.C.) apparently had nothing better to do today than track down the College of Charleston student who took a knee from reporter Jim Cantore of The Weather Channel in this hilarious video. And yes, he’s every bit as dumb…

So … local television station WCSC TV 5 (CBS – Charleston, S.C.) apparently had nothing better to do today than track down the College of Charleston student who took a knee from reporter Jim Cantore of The Weather Channel in this hilarious video.

And yes, he’s every bit as dumb as you imagined …

“I would 100 percent do it again,” student Colin Marcelli told the station. “It’s my 15 minutes of fame, you don’t get this very often.”

Dear Lord …

Marcelli yelled “Jim Cantore, whatcha know about this!” prior to launching his attempted bum rush of the reporter, who was in Charleston, S.C. covering the approaching winter weather system.

Gotta love that government-subsidized higher education …

Way to go, South Carolina. You’ve made us proud once again!

Related posts

SC

South Carolina Restructuring: House Approves Health Care Consolidation Bill

Dylan Nolan
SC

University Of South Carolina Is Teaching ‘Squirting’

Will Folks
SC

‘Carolina Crossroads’ Update: SCDOT Targets ‘Malfunction Junction’

Will Folks

61 comments

GrandTango January 30, 2014 at 3:18 pm

No doubt every liberal trial lawyer from Dick Harpootlian to Tom Tunipseed is lining up to sue Cantore and TWC…Motto: “Somebody finta’ get paid”…every idiot’s got a law suit attached to him. Just ask Pete Strom…he’ll get you a check…after a hefty cut for himself, of course.

The ignorant and @$$-holish are the attorney system’s gold rush…taking money from those who earn it, and giving it to those too stupid to. It is the democrat way of life….

Reply
Snow Daze January 30, 2014 at 3:25 pm

Calm down pussy. I see once again you’re putting the cart before the ass/ horse. Oh, fuck me…BigT IS the great seer!

If anything, Big Jim could sue the idiot kid, but get all up in arms since it’s not looking like you’re working.

Reply
GrandTango January 30, 2014 at 3:32 pm

Thanks bro…you Dumb@$$#$ always let me know when I slap the $#!* out of you….

Reply
Snow Daze January 30, 2014 at 3:39 pm

Wow! Did everybody hear that “slap” heard around the world? Since your “slapping” is so fantastic, why don’t you find a job and stop collecting Medicaid?

Reply
euwe max January 30, 2014 at 3:44 pm

little girls slap – I tie Republicans to a barbed wire fence and beat them to death with the edges of a two by four, while making them scream “mommie!”

Judith January 30, 2014 at 5:05 pm

Harpo is busy telling lies to legislators for Jean Toal trying to keep her failing race to keep her job intact and all the bodies hidden a little while longer. Harpo makes all kinds of cash money representing bad lawyers and judges against Toal’s corrupt disciplinary system. He is one of the few that can get to Toal and not have to work through her lying whores (Lee C). He cuts the deal for a private reprimand with Toal and Harpo takes home a paperbag full of money.

And James Smith, Joel Lourie and John Courson say she is so honest when they know so much better.

Reply
GrandTango January 30, 2014 at 5:25 pm

Liberal = Corrupt = Greedy

Reply
Robert January 30, 2014 at 7:27 pm

You = ass

Reply
GrandTango January 31, 2014 at 7:20 am

Thank you. Coming from a F*#k#d-up-based liberal…I welcome your hatred. If you liked me, and you are so saturated w/ failure, I would be worried that I was wrong.

Smirks January 31, 2014 at 9:21 am

Oh, we don’t have hatred for you. Pity? Amusement? Sympathy? Sure, but not hate. :)

GrandTango January 31, 2014 at 9:49 am

Envy: You F*#kin vapid, robot Dumb@$$#$ wish you had an ounce of creativity. But because you are so simple-minded, you answer my very valid charges w/ stupid insults and failed attempts at being humorous.

That leaves looking lost and stupid…Where I’m relevant and right, w/ an uncanny ability to define you, w/o fear to voice it.

What I bring is something you pop culture-darling dolts don’t see very often, and it leaves you feeling ignorant, empty and small when I present yourselves to you…..

And that is why you HATE….

John Boy January 31, 2014 at 1:23 pm

I love you man!!

Norma Scok January 30, 2014 at 3:23 pm

!5 minutes of fame? As much as I saw that clip on TV yesterday (every local and national news cast, Jimmy Kimmel last night, today show this morning) Were I him I would have made a snow day drinking game over that. Every time I’m on TV–DRINK!

Reply
The Enquirer January 30, 2014 at 3:23 pm

Normally when someone does something stupid, like receiving a public knee to the groin in exchange for being on TV, they express regret.

Only the truly borderline retarded double down on said stupidity.

Anyone know what he’s majoring in(other than stupidity) at CoC?

Reply
Norma Scok January 30, 2014 at 4:08 pm

Whats the difference. At some point in everyone’s lives, they should be allowed to have fun.

In 10 years when he’s married with a mortgage and bratty kids he’ll think back on that day and laugh.

Reply
The Enquirer January 30, 2014 at 4:10 pm

“Whats the difference.”

It’s one thing to laugh at ones stupid act, it’s another thing to not recognize it as such.

:)

Reply
Norma Scok January 30, 2014 at 4:42 pm

The question was whats the difference in what he is majoring? I’ve known just as many stupid engineers as english majors.

I guess I’m just missing the point of your persecution of a college kid screwing with a weather channel talking head.

Fun..stupid..who cares? Noone was hurt.

Reply
The Enquirer January 30, 2014 at 7:45 pm

Actually, the kid admitted he was hurt.

“The question was whats the difference in what he is majoring?”

I thought you were referring to whether he acknowledged his stupidity or not.

“I guess I’m just missing the point of your persecution of a college kid screwing with a weather channel talking head.”

Me calling him stupid is a persecution? lol

Ok, tell you what though, if you’re cool with random young men rushing guys while they are in the middle of the work then don’t be surprised if a few more of them end up on the ground or even worse, shot. Seems like common sense to me not to randomly act aggressively toward people, but hey, maybe I’m a nerd or up tight.

Norma Scok January 30, 2014 at 8:12 pm

Really? Cantore was going to shoot the guy? Taking this a little serious, aren’t you?

The Enquirer January 30, 2014 at 8:35 pm

Did I say that? No.

But just like the “knockout” game, if the attitude is “no big deal” for people to get bum rushed by young men without really knowing their intent then I wouldn’t expect a good outcome, I just gave one of many possibilities.

The “serious” part was you suggesting I’m persecuting young man by calling him stupid.

Norma Scok January 30, 2014 at 10:18 pm

For whatever reason, you are desperately trying to make a big deal out of nothing.

Fish Lips January 30, 2014 at 4:34 pm

I don’t know his major, but I’m pretty sure I know his hobby:

https://twitter.com/pandahead1224

Reply
Smirks January 31, 2014 at 9:18 am

Anyone know what he’s majoring in(other than stupidity) at CoC?

Sociology? Liberal Arts? I don’t know, what other degrees lead to a lifetime of flipping burgers?

Reply
Sean Connery January 31, 2014 at 9:43 am

What is an English major Alex!

Reply
Jackie Chiles January 30, 2014 at 3:26 pm

This never would’ve happened if there were no public funds going to C of C. Fact.

Reply
Miles the Intellectual Driver January 30, 2014 at 3:37 pm

The more interesting questions are:

#1 Would CoC be around without public funds?
#2 Would this brain trust had been admitted if CoC was around without public funds?

Reply
Jackie Chiles January 30, 2014 at 3:54 pm

Are we talking about public student loans or just direct public funds to the institution itself?

Reply
Miles the Intellectual Driver January 30, 2014 at 4:04 pm

Take your pick, both questions are interesting.

Reply
nick January 30, 2014 at 7:32 pm

yeah most likely

Reply
euwe max January 30, 2014 at 3:43 pm

This wouldn’t have happened if the anchor had been armed with an assault weapon.

Reply
Atlantic Hurricanes January 30, 2014 at 4:13 pm

Jim Cantore doesn’t need an assault weapon- trust us, we’ve been trying to kill him for years, and he just keeps coming back for more.

Reply
euwe max January 30, 2014 at 6:30 pm

If that heckler had been armed, you’d better believe they’d tell a different story. The only parts that weren’t bloody were the soles of the big man’s feet.

You don’t tug on superman’s cape, and you don’t mess around with slim.

Reply
TontoBubbaGoldstein January 30, 2014 at 10:46 pm

What? Did y’all just throw in the towel last year?

Reply
CNSYD January 30, 2014 at 3:52 pm

Jackie, don’t you understand that no student at any privately funded school has EVER done anything stupid. Seems I recall Sic Willie started out at a privately funded school. You KNOW he never did anything stupid there. It was not until he got to the “government-subsidized” USC that he did anything stupid.

Reply
Jackie Chiles January 30, 2014 at 3:54 pm

Exactly. Private school kids never do anything wrong. Once they get a taste of that government subsidized education, all hell breaks loose.

Reply
nick January 30, 2014 at 7:30 pm

thats the most ignorant crock of shit I’ve ever heard.

Reply
CNSYD January 30, 2014 at 8:56 pm

obviously, sarcasm is lost on nick. he must have a government-subsidized education.

Stinkbait January 30, 2014 at 3:28 pm

“MARCELLI FOR GOVERNOR” We’ve got a tradition to uphold & this guy has potential!!!

Reply
TontoBubbaGoldstein January 30, 2014 at 3:32 pm

There was “planking”.

Then “Tebowing”.

Next up…”Cantoreing”?

…or being “Cantoreed”?

Reply
xx January 30, 2014 at 6:35 pm

Already aword for it… Photo bombing

Reply
shifty henry January 30, 2014 at 6:37 pm

knee-boning…

Reply
venomachine January 31, 2014 at 8:15 am

Idiocracy is upon us.

Reply
Smirks January 31, 2014 at 9:17 am

As they say, truth is stranger than fiction. Idiocracy will be outdone.

Reply
idcydm January 30, 2014 at 3:47 pm

Marcelli, your village is looking for you.

Reply
Good Job boy January 30, 2014 at 5:09 pm

Clean college fun. Big deal. Sucks to be getting old, fighting the dragons all day and changing diapers all night. How soon we forget. And you got to give it to Cantore who never even moved his hands like he was brushing off his little brother without trying to hurt him. If that had been Seidel we would have seen a weatherman cry!

Reply
Robert January 30, 2014 at 7:25 pm

Oh damn Sic, like we ALL didn’t do dumbass shit in college. Please.

Reply
bob January 30, 2014 at 8:09 pm

Speak for yourself…some of us born without silver spoons dangling from our mouths actually did attend college on scholarship and didn’t engage in borderline criminal activity…I bet Marcelli is a rich brat whose parents have probably spent a small fortune sweeping his messes under the rug…Wait, I’m sure he blames his antics on ADD…maybe next time he will bring glitter…

Reply
Norma Scok January 30, 2014 at 8:14 pm

Holy strawman, batman.

Good lord some of you people must be an absolute blast at parties.

Reply
bob January 30, 2014 at 9:18 pm

Yea Norma, because being “an absolute blast at parties” is just sooo important…Maybe this impulsive Marcelli child can star in another reality show based in Charleston…I suppose that COC degree may be worth something after all…

Reply
Norma Scok January 30, 2014 at 10:20 pm

This place is filled with some grumpy old men.

CoC Choom Gang January 31, 2014 at 6:55 am

and some dumb ass young ones.

JJEvans January 30, 2014 at 8:36 pm

I would have laughed my ass off if instead of him giving the little fucker the knee, Jim Cantore just beat the living shit out of the guy on live TV.

Reply
TontoBubbaGoldstein January 31, 2014 at 8:20 am

I would have laughed my ass off if instead of him giving the little fucker the knee, Jim Cantore just beat the living shit out of the guy on live TV.

Ollie Williams woulda done it.

Reply
Butch January 31, 2014 at 12:24 pm

“IT’S GONNA SNOW!”
“Thank you Ollie”

Reply
TontoBubbaGoldstein January 31, 2014 at 12:31 pm

“What just happened ,Ollie?”

“DUDE RUSHED ME!”

“What did you do?”

“KICKED HIM IN THE NADS!”

“Then what?”

“WHALED ON HIM!!’

“What’s he doing now?”

“WRITHING IN AGONY!!”

Reply
Thomas January 30, 2014 at 8:54 pm

Cantore is a pussy. Can anyone guess what happens the next time he parks his dumbass in SC for a hurricane?

Reply
Buz Martin January 30, 2014 at 11:55 pm

I don’t think Cantore’s knee connected with theat dipshit’s nuts. Too bad.

Reply
Cougar January 31, 2014 at 7:26 am

Love the giant hickey on the guys neck. Looks like a fun man.

Reply
Comrade1917 January 31, 2014 at 7:31 am

Is Mr. Marcelli from New Joysey?

Reply
Smirks January 31, 2014 at 9:17 am

If it takes being kneed in the nuts for me to get 15 minutes of “looking like a dumbass” fame, I’ll happily die in obscurity.

Reply
Josh January 19, 2016 at 5:11 pm

Dumb gives him credit…… He’s an ass.

Reply

Leave a Comment