It’s been awhile since we’ve written about Hollywood A-lister Nicole Kidman but she’s figured the trick for landing on our founding editor’s radar: Shoes.
The 46-year-old Australian hottie is the star of a racy video for the 2013 Jimmy Choo Autumn/ Winter collection … which boasts some insanely fabulous kicks.
Our personal favorites? The graphic cage “Vendetta” with its 4.7″ heel, the black suede “Talan” pump (also 4.7″) and the lattice peeptoe “Dane” (also 4.7″).
We know what you’re thinking … isn’t it a little bizarre for a straight man to obsess over women’s shoes like this? No … it’s a little bizarre for straight men to wear seersucker suits with red-and-blue Palmetto tree bow ties and white bucks.
Real men dress like Johnny Cash.
Anyway here’s Kidman …
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Yeah … how’s that shoe fetish looking now?
Never have understood the shoe fetish. To me it’s kind of gay or at least very feminine.
No way that’s gay:Bike’ jock strap w/engineer boots.
It would only be gay if the fetish were for men’s shoes.
Why is that not obvious to you?
See what 9″ says, below. He knows what he’s talking about.
Maybe Will’s a shoe tree faggot, you know fondles and jerks off to men’s workboots, those square toe metrosexual shoes and Spicoli checkerboard loafers.
OK. I never was a big fan of Nicole Kidman. Always seemed too cold and haughty. Then Eyes Wide Shut almost put me off sex. But that was not entirely her fault. It was a rare dud by a genius filmmaker, that for some reason was like saltpeter to me. But time has been very good to her, and so has getting away from the asshole she was married to, and damn, that video is HOT!
Now I’m not a serious shoe fetishist. Don’t care to lick a shoe or suck a heel. And I find that too many of the women who seriously want their feet and shoes worshiped and too damned exacting on the scenarios, to the point it’s like arcane choreography and no damned fun. So I would not lick her shoes or suck her shoe heels.or her toes. But I’d for sure lick the top of her feet and about 99.75% of the rest of her body (other .25% being her bung-hole, and hell no I ain’t goin’ there.)
Good post, Will. More like this!
Damn,man! Bung hole the best part,and I’d disagree a bit on the percentage.She look anorexic/anemic,too.
Shifty was cured of a sexual dysfunction several years back, but now it has come back – Premature Jubilation!
Well hot damn.