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Sophie Turner Is “Back”

Remember Sophie Turner? We introduced her to our readers back in April … For those of you who missed it, she’s a 29-year-old Australian model who has (and we’re not exaggerating here) the best ass on the entire planet. Seriously … if you were to look up the expression “ba-DAM”…

Remember Sophie Turner? We introduced her to our readers back in April …

For those of you who missed it, she’s a 29-year-old Australian model who has (and we’re not exaggerating here) the best ass on the entire planet. Seriously … if you were to look up the expression “ba-DAM” in the dictionary (urban or otherwise), there would be a picture of “datass.”

“How is this even possible?” we wrote after gazing upon the booty to end all booties for the first time.  “We defy you to explain it … or recreate it.”

Or as Reverend Brown from Coming to America might say, “There’s a God … somewhere.”

Anyway, last time we observed Turner’s awe-inspiring rump it was parked inside a pair of super tight pants. Here’s a “fuller” look …

Wow. Just … wow.

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Pics: Pacific Coast News

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8 comments

legman July 12, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Bubblebutt,not uncommon anywhere in the south.

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Guest July 12, 2013 at 5:30 pm

I used to go by “Assman”, and I completely agree — particlarly about Shirley, years ago at the (then) only liquor store on Mt Pleasant. Was her nickname, even in mixed company. Dated a cop.

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legman July 12, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Bubblebutt,not uncommon anywhere in the south.

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Guest July 12, 2013 at 5:30 pm

I used to go by “Assman”, and I completely agree — particlarly about Shirley, years ago at the (then) only liquor store on Mt Pleasant. Was her nickname, even in mixed company. Dated a cop.

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Sailor July 24, 2013 at 9:48 am

Come on Sic! Nice as she is, it’s time for some fresh stuff.

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Finius Nullis July 24, 2013 at 11:03 am

Right on! Sic, didn’t you bring back some photos from your vacation? Don’t you have a camera with a telephoto lens so Mrs. Sic doesn’t know who you are looking at?

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Sailor July 24, 2013 at 9:48 am

Come on Sic! Nice as she is, it’s time for some fresh stuff.

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Finius Nullis July 24, 2013 at 11:03 am

Right on! Sic, didn’t you bring back some photos from your vacation? Don’t you have a camera with a telephoto lens so Mrs. Sic doesn’t know who you are looking at?

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