“MOO U” GETS READY FOR CHICK-FIL-A BOWL MATCHUP AGAINST LSU
So here’s Clemson University head coach Dabo Swinney and several members of his fourteenth-ranked Tiger football team getting psyched – or from the looks of it, not psyched – for their Chick-fil-A Bowl showdown next week against the eighth-ranked LSU Tigers.
Seriously, guys … why the glum faces? Been looking at film from the 2012 South Carolina game? Or the 2011 South Carolina game? Or the 2010 South Carolina game? Or the 2009 South Carolina game? Yeah … that’s gotta be depressing. In fact Swinney was so down in the dumps he neglected to give his annual misplaced anti-Gamecock rant this year.
Oh wait … wait … we know why everybody looks so sad: WEST VIRGINIA SCORED AGAIN!!!
Ha!
Anyway this picture has gotten tons of play on social media …
“Will the defendant please rise?” Irmo, S.C. resident William Stallings joked.
“Hey, weren’t these guys picking up trash on I-20 yesterday?” S.C. radio hottie Jodi Paige remarked.
“With those kid of cows backin um up, they don’t like gays, either,” Columbia, S.C. attorney Tom Turnipseed noted, referring to the views on homosexuality espoused by Chick-fil-A‘s founders.
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Dang Bo. Carolina got a Swag Bag w/ an IPad, Best Buy Gift Card and $300 to Outbacks…and all we got were these ugly-@$$ 1978-era surplus velvet sweats. That ain’t right.
Yep looks like more Clemson criminals. Must have all hit women
perhaps you confused them with Sic Willie as he has been convicted of hitting a woman.
No. I know what I meant. Pick one of the multiple Clemson players that have beat up a woman. Orange jumpsuits do suit Clemson football players.
VOR,
The key word is convicted. Anyone can be charged with a crime. It a conviction that counts. Who are the “multiple” Clemson players convicted of “beating” up a women.
I guess your country ass is OK with beating up women as long as you can get away with it. Nice example of trailer park wisdom.
VOR,
you miss the point. In the eyes of the law, you have heard of the law haven’t you?, you are guilty, that means you did it, when you are convicted. So if there is no conviction it must meaan the charges are bogus, the charges can’t be proven, etc. Normally this occurs in a trial. Sometimes the case never reaches trial. Sometimes there are no charges even made. Sometimes individuals are “convicted” by the media based on hearsay evidence or no evidence at all. Which case or cases fit your allegations here? I suggest you do a search of the SC Judicial web site before you respond.
BTW, I don’t live in the “country” or a trailer park. Never have.
So I guess you feel OJ didnt do it either then huh?
Damn, thought this was going to be a picture of the “The lexington Ring” (Lexx. Mafia) with aall of the orange jump suits. The cows in the rear would be the “Rings” women.
No reply? Looks like the OJ thing yesterday made your point look like the piece of crap it is huh?
Isn’t that the Twilight dude on Dabo’s left?
Hey boys this ain’t my first rodeo.
Sic Willie,
Only 3 more “stories” to go to push the Bush 41 “story” off the end. Keep working.
well we’re working on story slamming a proposed gas tax hike and a few other items, so we’ll see … btw “I’ve stopped beating my wife.”
Dumb ass …
-W
Hit a nerve did we?
The “nerve” hit was reminding you that clemson is THE second rate “institution” in the state of South Carolina…a joke, a fraud, an embarrassment ….. whose “greatest” accomplishment was obtained by cheating and breaking rules.
Four in a row and going for FIVE in 2013. Happy New Year!
All these describe Joe Wilson too!
OK, you got me, what’s the submarine logo thing? I follow that you are a liberal, fan of Clemtech football, and love SC public schools(as they are). I’m guessing tough childhood, ex-military, pro union, resentful, jealous and living out in the suburbs in 1700 ft.
Looks like the waiting room for the arraignment hearings. Those ugly orange jump suits look like prison issue.
Poor Clemson, the last time they got a chance to eat poultry they got their eyes pecked out. The Tigers might as well start going vegan.
Are the cows in orange in the back part of the team now, too? Maybe they can actually stop Boyd from getting sacked.
How much moolah are they going to burn at this bowl game?
I’m still laughing! They look like a bunch of redneck gang rapists! Who authorized this dumbass photo? They all look like they are waiting for Donnie Meyers to show up!
It’s cheaper not to have separate lawyers. This prison garb is more comfy than dressing up for our trial. These cows behind us are our best witnesses and will get us off.
West Virginia scored again… does that mean another ex-Gamecock blows his head off? The two seem to go hand in hand.
Ha, funny
Not.
I guess they go hand and hand with someone paying your mom for sex. I hear though most ask for refunds.
Wow, joking about suicide. Really, man?
Yes, Smirks. This low life P.O.S. is the ultimate coward. He will write idiotic comments and then lie like a pussy and say he is not a Clemson fan.
He is as orange as his ignorant neck is red.
and he also posts under the name Petey too.
Get on the bus ….. fresh meat for Shawshank!
South Carolina Gamecocks.
Ego of the University of Alabama. Trophy case of Vanderbilt.
And still beating the shit out of the Clemson here in the present. live in the past Taterboy!!! I know you dont fear the thumb as I am sure like Dabo you are ready for it up your ass!
It still baffles me that with all of the “winning ways” that usuck have achieved in recent memory, their best smack talk is still comprised of beating po-dunk u of the south Carolina upstate… and bragging about what others achieve as members off the sec or others success against Clemson… Hell, by your own admission, beating Clemson is no big deal since they play ball in the a-she-she, so really, what is there to bash or brag about??
Let’s see, usuck brags about beating Clemson 4 in a row while Georgia brags about winning a title… usuck brags about west Virginia scoring again and Bama brags about their championship… usuck brags about a fifth place, 11 win season and LSU brags about their championship… get some better smack talk b/c that right there is weak, even by your own standards… HAHA!!
so you admit clemsux sucks too then huh? Celmsux brags about winning a pop warner title and still cant beat said 5th place team. weak HAHA!!!!
What would you say ranks as Clem’s marque win over the last five years?
South Carolina Gamecocks
Ego of the University of Alabama. Trophy case of Vanderbilt.
Clemson still cant beat em because they arent women
Well played Clemsux, well played
And still beating the shit out of the Clemson here in the present. live in the past Taterboy!!! I know you dont fear the thumb as I am sure like Dabo you are ready for it up your ass!
It’s the Chris Brown female abuse court room seminar on Scared Straight. The cows are the bailiffs.
Deandre McDaniel must be the motivational speaker
“We want duke!”
South Carolina Gamecocks.
Ego of Tom Brady Trophy case of Ryan Leaf.
That proud Clemtech trophy case is a little dusty. The national championship was THIRTY years ago. I’ll bet current Clem students would have rather beaten the Cocks just once while they were there than look at that trophy. It means a lot to 50 and 60 year olds; not so much to a 22 year old. It’s true USC doesn’t have many trophies, but it’s still fun beating Clem. Y’all will just have to excuse our inexperience..
That case still has the state championship trophy last I checked.
As for that ACC Championship – isn’t ACC and championship an oxymoron?
And still beating the shit out of the Clemson here in the present. live in the past Taterboy!!! I know you dont fear the thumb as I am sure like Dabo you are ready for it up your ass
“Hope they don’t put us on trial, boys. ‘Cause everybody knows we ain’t got no defense.”
good one
That’s a winner.
This picture is going to be a classic. It never should have been released because it is too pitiful.
The readers in other states may not know that the orange “perp suit” is used here. Clemson U. should have put some additional decoration on them to avoid all of this honest criticism.
It reminds me of the movie scene with Arlo Guthrie being drafted during Vietnam, and he has to explain that his crime was for littering.
Although the draftees weren’t wearing orange jumpsuits.
However, I’ll cheer for Clemson against any team except South Carolina. This will be a good game.
At first glance I swear I thought it was an article about NASA. Field trip to The Cape for the boys?
Idiots, the REAL HOODS are in Tampa and you know it. The only way Spurrier could build a team at 5 Points U was to recruit HOODS and you know it.
Sorry I just wish I could be gangbanged by these woman beaters in the picture. Lets see Uderage drnking or female abuse? yeah Yep, the hoods are sure in 5 points not tiger town.
Voice of Reason, who are these “thugs”? Last I checked JC and Swearinger were both offered by Clemson, with Dabo telling a reporter he “loved” Clowney. All excuses for a program about to get hammered by LSU. And why not? You got pounded by USC’s 4th string RB and a QB recruited to play safety. Losers.
VOR is nothing but a website troll that really doesnt know shit.
I like to use my poo to make art like playdo
From the book by Joan Rivers (about her best friend in high school) “The Life and Hard Times of Heidi Abromowitz”—-
I once asked her, “Don’t you know the wages of sin?” and she said, “Sure, fifty bucks for the whole night.”
“I mean, haven’t you ever thought of being chaste?”
“Of course,” she said, “all the time – especially by a football team.”
So there I was, home learning the fifty states while she was being transported across their lines.
I purchased those “warm-up suits” for the 1981 season. Glad to see old Dabo pull them out! I knew they would come back in style!
“South Carolina Gamecocks
Ego of the University of Alabama. Trophy case of Vanderbilt”.
That sums it up!
So who keeps beating Clemson like a blind mule here in the present? You beat me like 30 years ago but havent won shit since.
USClite has a trophy case?
And it has just as many trophies that actually mean anything as Cowtech for the last 30 years.
God, I love this state. Two major football programs. Cowtech and ChickenU.
Fits, I am still waiting on your story about cock athletes selling and using drugs. You teased us all with it months ago but I guess Spurrier got to you. There is a precedent at sc from George to steroid scandal to Jo Mos heart blowing up from cocaine abuse. Let’s hear the real story
Yawn….. Our thugs beat your thugs. Four in a row BABY!!!
I would not normally comment on this but they really do need to get rid of the orange jumpsuits. I’m all about Clemson beating LSU (I’m not sure that will happen) but his does look like the waiting room at Lexington County Detention Center with the exception of the Chick-fil-A Cows and being Lexington heck they might arrest those too before they would arrest the real criminals.
Someone tell them they look like inmates, please. How can they not alreay know this?
Dead man walking. Roll on two.
“Coach, I don’t care what you say. I’m going to try and cop a plea”
“If Carolina gets the thumb, I get the boot.”
Welcome to your future, Home Depot training!
I suppose dat boy will now get the photographer fired too.
He already made the call
“Getting Ready to Pick Up Trash Along the Interstate”
“Damn coach , you promised we’d be released by now! When’s yo’ boy gonna get here with the bond money? I shoulda gone to maryland……..be goin’ to big time football instead of this orange shit.”
“Draft picks for the Francis Lieber Correctional Institute, Jedburg”
Ok joke around about a bad picture. However, about Spurrier, he is no angel with a graduation rate of only 39% and no NCAA championship for Carolina. Nevertheless SC has never been this good, Spurrier deserves a raise, statue, and they should name the field for him. Why has this not come to be?
And what exactly has Dabo done? The ACC championship is a relevant as being the tallest midget. It has proven time and time again that it is the little league. Clemson won a NC 31 years ago and Spurrier won one at UF. That means Dabo hasn’t lead his team to one, just as the gamecocks haven’t won one. Dabo takes credit for Ford doing something, and Clemson fans put USC down for taking credit for others. I would not even point this out if it weren’t for his hissy fit last year talking about “we have won this here and we have done that” No Dabo, YOU haven’t done anything that means anything. He doesn’t exactly get the high caliber students to play for him either, thugs like Watkins and that RB Bellimay, or whatever his name was, are Rhodes scholars huh?
I agree, Dabo should not have his name on anything, but Spurrier has preformed a miracle and only got an extension on his contract. Why?
“now gentlemen, here at the chic filet bowl we don’t allow crying and cursing. so, we know you’ll do well, but in the event that LSU runs up that score on you boys, we at the chic filet bowl would like for you to behave like men, keep your head high and get to your bus as quickly as you can.”
“now, we’re not suggesting that Lsu is going to put up 70 points on you, cause we asked them to play nice, but in the event, ever how unlikely it may be, that they, welll…..
“look coach, about that look, we’ve got something we can loan you…..ok boys, remember, no crying.
To assistant later, “christ, how’d I do, that was painful.”
“best you could do boss, think they have a shot?
Hell no, gonna be a bloody fucking mess, we won’t sell any food tonight”
Half the pro USC idiots who post on here could not even get into the school. They are only here to suck on Will’s leather cherrio. The other half could barely read therefore graduated cum laude from that short bus of a school in Columbia.
Yeah Parks, Recreation, and Adderall is really tough. This is the escape for the losers. Just say
some bullshit about how hard cLIMPson is to get into…….and maybe the ass beatings will stop.
Well cLIMPson/Tri-County Tech is peanuts to get into ….even if you really want to…and the ass beatings will continue.
One for the Thumb ! None for the Dumb!
You just proved my point. Thanks for playing brain surgeon.
Alright, now you boys are going to be picking up trash on interstate 85 today. Wear these orange jumpsuits so passing cars can see you. If you have to go to the restroom you just walk on off into the woods. You find a tree and you shake that tree so I know you’re there. If you run off we’re going to shoot you.