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Worst. Political. Video. Ever.

TOM RICE CAMPAIGN PRODUCES WORLD’S WORST “CALL ME MAYBE” RIP OFF It goes without saying that Tom Rice’s politics and ideological leanings are absolutely terrible.  He’s a fiscally liberal crony capitalist of the worst sort … and from what we’ve been able to gather an insufferable asshole to boot. But…

TOM RICE CAMPAIGN PRODUCES WORLD’S WORST “CALL ME MAYBE” RIP OFF

It goes without saying that Tom Rice’s politics and ideological leanings are absolutely terrible.  He’s a fiscally liberal crony capitalist of the worst sort … and from what we’ve been able to gather an insufferable asshole to boot.

But thanks to S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s endorsement, Rice is all but assured of becoming the next U.S. Congressman from the Palmetto State. – something we suspect we will have plenty of opportunities to lord over Haley’s head when he votes for bailouts, handouts, deficit increases and tax hikes.

Anyway … we thought we had seen the world’s worst “Call Me Maybe” video (courtesy of the “economic developers” over at the Columbia, S.C. Chamber of Commerce) but apparently we were wrong.

That distinction now belongs to Rice’s campaign.

Take a look/ listen … if you dare …

(Click to play)

Yeah … we’re doing our best not to take the Lord’s name in vain these days but Jesus Fucking Christ that’s terrible.

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19 comments

Nikki Haley's Vagina October 29, 2012 at 5:35 pm

oy vey, my lips are now closed to Tom.

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@BozMartin October 30, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Nikki’s vagina says “oy vey”?

Oy gevalt!!!

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Lynn October 29, 2012 at 5:36 pm

ditto

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BigT October 29, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Evidently your Stupid leftwing @$$ has not seen the creepy new “Obama Youth” video…of indoctrinated children by Sick parents and operatives…

FITS: do you REALLY think you fool anyone???…You may be the easiest-to-see-through Political hack even to tread SC.

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@BozMartin October 30, 2012 at 12:52 pm

I’m going to start calling you Lemiwinks, BigT, because you are all up in Sic’s bidness and cannot find your way to the light.

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BigT October 29, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Check this out if you want to see a BAD video…

But I think the sickening Obama’s Gonna Change it all was even WORSE…

http://www.examiner.com/video/creepy-video-uses-children-to-advocate-for-obama-s-re-election

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President Cain October 29, 2012 at 11:53 pm

This is not your site, so STFU.

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toyota kawaski October 30, 2012 at 8:21 am

the kat is all i need to see anyone who ownes an inside Kat is Bat shit crazy.

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Smirks October 30, 2012 at 8:26 am

God I hate this stupid song for all of the crappy parodies it has generated.

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@BozMartin October 30, 2012 at 1:03 pm

I hate it, period. It was shit to begin with. The other parodies made it shittier. This is like diarrhea frosting on a turd cake.

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@BozMartin October 30, 2012 at 10:08 am

WHO in the campaign thought that this whole idea did not suck out loud, besides his wife and kids and in-laws and private secretary. No, wait – that’s pretty much his whole campaign, if you don’t count the cat.

WHAT could possibly keep anyone watching this from having to fight to suppress a massive spewage of hurl?

WHEN is Kellogs going to sue this man for tarnishing the image of one of their signature products?

WHERE else besides South Carolina could anyone running for congress even begin to hope to win in spite of running such a total piece of bullshit as a campaign ad?

WHY does the media (and I include FITS in this) not inquire as to whether or not the requisite license has been obtained from the Harry Fox Agency for them to do a cover (albiet w/ parody lyrics, that doesn’t matter) of that supremely irritating-ass song?

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Colin October 30, 2012 at 11:00 am

its a parody and therefore doesn’t not violate copy right laws

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@BozMartin October 30, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Doesn’t not that double negative not negate the point you were trying to make, or not?

Harry Fox might not agree that parodies need no license. If that were so, Wierd Al would never have to pay fees for his music.

You are pissing up a rope on that one, Colin.

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chadboy October 30, 2012 at 12:37 pm

This was done by a lazy no talent director (who you can even hear tell the guy at the end of the video to lick his fingers then say “there you go”). Like everything with the Rice campaign, it is second rate garbage.

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@BozMartin October 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Second rate? You are being far too kind.

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TWM October 30, 2012 at 12:43 pm

The worst.

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OhNoNotAgain October 30, 2012 at 1:22 pm

So he is offering to bribe voters with Rice Krispie treats? He would get more votes promising not to play hat ever again.

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Skidmarks October 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

And I thought that pot-bellied, vein-nosed announcer in the Liber-Tea commercial was bad.

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Raspy October 30, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Boy!!!!! That chick in the office had a big ole hairy pussy if ever I tasted one!

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