"This is truly a major national crisis, and it is just getting started ..."
What was the point of signing it, then?
"Juul's business practices are not only reckless, they're illegal ..."
Drama rocks Raleigh ...
No wonder America "ain't birthin' no babies ..."
Disappointing language ...
Unreal ...
We thought we were going to have some fun with this post ... we were wrong.
"The safety of the American people, and all people, is our paramount concern."
Crony capitalist giant reeling from post-crash revelations ...