Two-time “Sexiest Woman Alive” winner Scarlett Johansson held forth this week regarding her views on pornography … at which point the world became like those E.F. Hutton commercials.
(Why does nobody get that reference anymore?)
“I think porn, like anything else, can be enjoyed,” Johansson told Marie Claire. “It can be productive for both men and women.”
Whoa …
Of course there are limits. For example Johansson’s co-star in the movie Don Jon – porn-addicted Jon Martel (portrayed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt) – crosses the line with his obsession.
“If I found out my boyfriend watched that much porn, I would be totally flabbergasted, for sure,” Johansson said of Gordon-Leavitt’s character.
Hmmm …
What do you think? Vote in our poll and post your thoughts in our comments section below …
20 comments
Why can’t I click “Good” on the poll over and over again?
If you keep clicking on the pole over and over again, you will spew the results
Spew the results!!! Classic
When I go it, I ask my wife to open her legs after a little tongue action. She is already moist with excitement as I insert my hard member into her dripping wet love canal!
Have you ever been rimmed while doing that?
Cuz yer mouse clicker is probably sticky.
Any more than two
shakesclicks and you’re just playing with it.Well, actually you can. And, as you go faster and faster, all at once, sparks shoot out of your i-pad and the screen melts into a bas-relief of Nancy Pelosi having sex with David Letterman.
Who would watch Porn if Scarlett Johansson was their girlfriend?
TBG, for one.
For the same reason Dr Pepper comes in a bottle…
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….his wife travels a lot.
*Rimshot*
Please generously tip your waitstaff. TBG will be here through Saturday.
Fond memories of the opening shots of “Lost in Translation”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyOSuFBS7IA
One look at those lips and ‘ol’e henry” jumped to attention!
[ Make your own “Shifty” joke/reference here.]
Here’s a “quickie”…….
A guy goes to his doctor for help with a little problem called premature ejaculation. The doctor gives him a tube of cream which will help him. The next day the guy calls the doctor, “Dammit! I ejaculated while wiping it on!”
At ease, privates!
Shifty resents the reference to “ol’e henry”………..
The “no” voters are evangelicals who masturbate dreaming of fucking women who aren’t their wives. Pornography is the most profitable business on the web.
/// (Why does nobody get that reference anymore?) ///
Because, unlike TV shows, commercials don’t go into syndication, and thus they have a limited shelf-life. That one played out long ago. Also, you are getting old. Better get used to it. It keeps happening, right up until you die.
“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan’s Island.”
? Ron Jeremy
Sean Connery made me queer.I came three times watching,THUNDERBALL,just rubbing it…
Have you seen THE COLONEL’s pic in Ireland? Whoaaaa,he’s hot(excuse me,sir).
I would recommend,’preggers nun does monk’ .It’s not ‘porn’.It’s art.