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Hello, Miss South Carolina!

South Carolina hasn’t exactly shone on the national stage when it comes to our homegrown beauty queens – unless of course you count the 2007 unearthing of a global map-stealing conspiracy perpetrated by “The Iraq.” Take a look … (Click to play) Yeah … and that dim bulb came from one…

South Carolina hasn’t exactly shone on the national stage when it comes to our homegrown beauty queens – unless of course you count the 2007 unearthing of a global map-stealing conspiracy perpetrated by “The Iraq.”

Take a look …

(Click to play)

Yeah … and that dim bulb came from one of the Palmetto State’s best government-run school districts, people.

Anyway, helping to redeem South Carolina is the drop dead gorgeous, “you shoulda heard me just around midnight” Megan Pinckney, the reigning Miss South Carolina USA.

According to her official bio, this 21-year-old Charleston, S.C. native is a senior fashion-merchandising student at the University of South Carolina who “plans to become a buyer for a high-end department store, own her own boutique, build a lifestyle brand, and possibly become the editor of a magazine.”

Wow … she can edit us anytime. Anyway she wants!

Want to help Pinckney in her bid to become Miss USA? Like her official Facebook page and then cast your ballot here!

Good luck, Megan!

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52 comments

GrandTango June 4, 2013 at 1:03 pm

Considering FITS definition of “doing something right” he must be Jim Clyburn’s No. 1 @$$-kisser…(they do share man of the same traits)…

Anyway: I wish this young woman all the best. And I’d love for FITS to hire her (she’d definitely improve this site if she has any skills) and then watch her father edit FITS’ @$$, when he tried to get his pervert on….A good @$$-Whuppin by a responsible dad, may make FITS stick to pictures only that get him off so easily….

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 1:14 pm

Another unintelligible post from the Grand “New Age Douchebag”.

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GrandTango June 4, 2013 at 1:16 pm

Stick to the DNC Talking Points. They write those on a kindergarten level.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 1:28 pm

You had that comment proofread for you because DNC is spelled correctly.

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dwb619 June 4, 2013 at 4:48 pm

Good one!

CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 1:21 pm

GT, are you telling us you wouldn’t gladly shave so you could offer her a clean place to sit?

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GrandTango June 4, 2013 at 1:54 pm

Pedophilia is not a family value w/ me, like it is in democrat circles (see Bill Clinton)…

And: If I were single and closer to her age: I’d like to talk with her to see if our intellects were equitable. Smart women, who are not pop-culture FITS-level airheads, are extremely stimulating. And most of the women FITS lusts after I consider Skanks…Those are the kind of women I’ll leave for Boz and the others who are hard up and have low standards…I’d get bored w/ women who’d mess w/ the average FITS-type guy…

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Bubbas Brother June 4, 2013 at 2:05 pm

“Pedophilia is not a family value w/ me”

Apparently, neither is reading comprehension – she’s 21.

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GrandTango June 4, 2013 at 2:12 pm

There’s the legal definition, and the spirit of it.
But rest assured: You’re likely mentally equal to a 21-year-old so you’d be OK intellectually. But she’s likley too smart, I’d, hope, to look at you…
Plus, she’d probably puke if you asked her for a date…You represent yourself like a star-gazer who expresses himself by puppy-dogging after high-profile girls, because it keeps you from having to face reality…Boz and FITS do the same…

Sex Wax June 4, 2013 at 3:37 pm

Thanks for the second sentence, T. I’ve been having a hard time passing urine up to now. Shame I had no warning…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 4, 2013 at 3:58 pm

I’d like to talk with her to see if our intellects were equitable.

I know how I would bet…….

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GreenvilleLwyr June 4, 2013 at 4:37 pm

“And: If I were single and closer to her age: I’d like to talk with her to see if our intellects were equitable”

Your English teachers should be fired immediately if any of them are still working. How many colons are you going to use in one sentence?

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Spelling Bee June 4, 2013 at 4:39 pm

Colon’s in his sentences seem appropriate given the amount of shit in them, no?

dwb619 June 4, 2013 at 4:50 pm

Another good one!

dwb619 June 4, 2013 at 4:49 pm

I believe “self pleasurement” is your forte.
YOU BETCHA!
YOU BETCHA!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 4, 2013 at 4:01 pm

Thaaanks CIC, I really did not need that mental image.

WAITER!!

MOAR EYEBLEACH!

PLEASE!

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GreenvilleLwyr June 4, 2013 at 4:34 pm

“they do share man of the same traits”

What the hell does this mean? Are you saying they are both gay?

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Nölff June 4, 2013 at 1:06 pm

No butt shots?

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Just saying June 4, 2013 at 7:16 pm

You have to await the “Ms. Delaware” to see those . . .

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Nölff June 4, 2013 at 1:06 pm

No butt shots?

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Just saying June 4, 2013 at 7:16 pm

You have to await the “Ms. Delaware” to see those . . .

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Squishy123 June 4, 2013 at 1:40 pm

And if those life goals fall through, with that degree she’ll be able to work at The Gap.

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Bubbas Brother June 4, 2013 at 2:07 pm

Or go all “Ms. Delaware Teen USA” on us…

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Squishy123 June 4, 2013 at 1:40 pm

And if those life goals fall through, with that degree she’ll be able to work at The Gap.

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The Colonel (R) June 4, 2013 at 2:07 pm

Or go all “Ms. Delaware Teen USA” on us…

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scsince60 June 4, 2013 at 2:20 pm

I’m not “with it” at all these days. Is she wearing a collection of wigs?

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scsince60 June 4, 2013 at 2:20 pm

I’m not “with it” at all these days. Is she wearing a collection of wigs?

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Lovin' it June 4, 2013 at 2:57 pm

GrandTango is one of the best drag queen names I’ve ever heard. You go girl!

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Lovin' it June 4, 2013 at 2:57 pm

GrandTango is one of the best drag queen names I’ve ever heard. You go girl!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 4, 2013 at 4:24 pm

South Carolina hasn’t exactly shone on the national stage when it comes to our homegrown beauty queens….

Shawn Weatherly and Lu Parker did pretty well.

*Y’all be quiet. Matlock’s on….*

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 4, 2013 at 4:24 pm

South Carolina hasn’t exactly shone on the national stage when it comes to our homegrown beauty queens….

Shawn Weatherly and Lu Parker did pretty well.

*Y’all be quiet. Matlock’s on….*

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Wife Beater Extraordinaire June 4, 2013 at 4:31 pm

She’s a hot little kitchen monkey.

The great thing about negresses is you don’t have to worry about the bruises showing when they mouth off.

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GreenvilleLwyr June 4, 2013 at 4:32 pm

Michael Haley, is that you?

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Just saying June 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm

I do not think that is why they photographed her in a tree . . .

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Wife Beater Extraordinaire June 4, 2013 at 4:31 pm

She’s a hot little kitchen monkey.

The great thing about negresses is you don’t have to worry about the bruises showing when they mouth off.

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GreenvilleLwyr June 4, 2013 at 4:32 pm

Michael Haley, is that you?

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Just saying June 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm

I do not think that is why they photographed her in a tree . . .

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Chandra Cleveland-Jennings June 5, 2013 at 11:40 am

YES SC HAS THE RIGHT ONE THIS TIME, MEGAN IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE! AND CAN BRING HOME THE TITLE OF MISS USA!

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Chandra Cleveland-Jennings June 5, 2013 at 11:40 am

YES SC HAS THE RIGHT ONE THIS TIME, MEGAN IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE! AND CAN BRING HOME THE TITLE OF MISS USA!

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